food
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Really good sex with a total stranger who feels guilty afterward, gets back together with their ex the next morning, and never questions the baby’s paternity runs a close second.
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I give you the ugliest chili cheeseburger in the history of Fat-ass-ery.
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This is the Queen’s pork and broccoli Ramen with her special broth (aka Sam-Sauce). It’s 62 degrees outside. She removed her glasses and turned on the air conditioner. I need to take a break to cease perspiration. On my frakkin’ nose!
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The great Cloudosaur, who has zero professional training, but is a freaking magical culinary hobbyist, replicated a spicy Asian sauce from a mom and pop Chinese joint that’s been closed for 20 years. She never had it herself, and concocted it from my decades old description. Perfection. Now, the dish. Their house special was named…
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Oh, Sameth My Sameth No green eggs and hameth Will tickle my tastebuds this day You maketh the pork For this clueless dork Your springrolls hath maketh me gay I mean, they are rather phallic, and I long to have them in my mouth. That’s a prerequisite, right? Also, Tylenol & circumcision. The end.
The Gonzo Wolf 