food
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Verdict?
Tastes like the Thanksgiving dinner you don’t want to attend this year. Read more.
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Apology
It’s a rather chicken-heavy night, but I know a lot of folks love Popeye’s and, locally, freakin’ Whataburger! It affects me zero; I’m allergic to chicken. Doing this for you… Read more.
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Who would do such a thing?
Mr. Thumb. Little Tommy Thumb. Read more.
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We Must Discuss This Bagel
…but this one is mine. Read more.
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Must Discuss.
Pork & Harch Green Chile Stuffed Red Bell Peppers. The cookbook is in production now. Read more.
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A Bucket of Extreme Disappointment From KFC
This guy protects me from sh*t food. Also, I’m allergic to chicken lol Read more.
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Perfect.
This was several months of trial an error. I used my storyteller skills to describe a food memory, and she used her super-wife magic to bring it to life. Recap:… Read more.
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Let Me Explain…
This is my wife. All she wanted for Mother’s Day was to be left to her own devices. Currently, she’s zesting limes by hand to try and replicate this Key… Read more.
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Cheese is the greatest invention known to man.
Really good sex with a total stranger who feels guilty afterward, gets back together with their ex the next morning, and never questions the baby’s paternity runs a close second. Read more.
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Ladies & Gentlemen…
I give you the ugliest chili cheeseburger in the history of Fat-ass-ery. Read more.
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We need to discuss this bowl…
This is the Queen’s pork and broccoli Ramen with her special broth (aka Sam-Sauce). It’s 62 degrees outside. She removed her glasses and turned on the air conditioner. I need… Read more.
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Humble Wife Brag
The great Cloudosaur, who has zero professional training, but is a freaking magical culinary hobbyist, replicated a spicy Asian sauce from a mom and pop Chinese joint that’s been closed… Read more.
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Ode to my wife’s springrolls…
Oh, Sameth My Sameth No green eggs and hameth Will tickle my tastebuds this day You maketh the pork For this clueless dork Your springrolls hath maketh me gay I… Read more.
