Every morning, my routine includes making sure the birdbath and feeder are in good standing. I’ve seen enough, from the military to Manhattan, to know that few would do such a thing.
Ultimately, this one little Mockingbird and a Yellow-Jacket named Phil have the planet’s ear. Maybe I’ll get a mulligan when she casts us all into her molten depths or flings us into space. I could use the laugh.
Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon. I watched a high school kid use a dead cat as a Tik Tok prop this morning. That’s fine – the body was spent – but the dumb bastard had to do three takes!!!
Professionalism, children. I want to see the asteroid in real-time from some intelligent angles.
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Rev. Dare Cloud
Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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