Breathe.
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We’re living in a world now where wars are fought with bombs…and retaliatory Lego videos. The rich can kill and insult at will with little chance of repercussions because the tech giants softened the blow. Metaphorical or virtual consequences hurt much less in the grand scheme of things. Between grand and step children, I can’t…
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The morning roller coaster came to a crash around 10am when the hammering began. I managed to fall back to sleep for a bit by using a BBC news broadcast. There’s just something about a woman’s nasally, monotone, accent-heavy voice that puts me right to sleep. The floor crew upstairs had other plans. Trump and…
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I’m going to say it seven times; once for every year they said we wouldn’t make it. Seven years ago today, me and my lunch/karaoke buddy from work realized we were hopelessly in love with each other. Our entire office bailed on her housewarming party – because that’s what poons do. Not me; I cared.…
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Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. My wife is currently attempting to peel some less-than-stellar paper towels from last night’s spring rolls, and it’s a bit of a meticulous affair. For some concentration conversation, she stated that she doesn’t care for Alamo Drafthouse’s new tipping scheme. Let’s discuss. Check this out.…
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Here we go again; BS in the background. Some British poon on the English version of French news – that’s a twist – is telling me things my own country’s journalists won’t touch. By the time most of us got the balls to go nose-to-nose with our goddamn religious upbringings, those who merely accepted it…
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Guitar picks in the washing machine…
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As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted by our morning, extraterrestrial visitors, I’ve been down in the dumps a bit. Now, after filing my first, official MUFON report, I flipped a few forgotten switches. I thought my doo-doo-brown Fender amp would catch fire. It made me feel quite good for a change, so…
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The amount of traffic this site gets when I speak of depression and misfortunes is astronomical compared to when I’m hunky-freakin-dory. It’s typical, statistical American society at a glance. People just want to watch you fail, since it’s a tad more interesting than sitting on your ass and accomplishing absolute shite. My failures are gateways…
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As I explained yesterday: welcome to WWIII. Actually, we’ve been here for five years already; you’re just waking up. Take your time. I’m a religiously ex-communicated (I married a brown-chick once), Army veteran, hippie who hates war and religion. Mix them? Well, then you get what we have right here. We must stop listening to…
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Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…














