Breathe.

  • Remember: When The Dust Settles, It was US.

    We’re living in a world now where wars are fought with bombs…and retaliatory Lego videos. The rich can kill and insult at will with little chance of repercussions because the tech giants softened the blow. Metaphorical or virtual consequences hurt much less in the grand scheme of things. Between grand and step children, I can’t…

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  • Embracing Chaos: Reflections on a Manageable Monday

    The morning roller coaster came to a crash around 10am when the hammering began. I managed to fall back to sleep for a bit by using a BBC news broadcast. There’s just something about a woman’s nasally, monotone, accent-heavy voice that puts me right to sleep. The floor crew upstairs had other plans. Trump and…

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  • Confronting Creative Blocks: Lessons from My Mornings

    The coffee touched my lips without springing much of a wake-up call. Is this going to be another dreadful Monday? I haven’t even bothered to check the weather. I’m failing as an old man. My schedule this morning says I’ve set aside time to work on the script and a song, but I’m already being…

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  • FYI – No More Meta; Gifts In Disguise

    I deleted my Facebook months ago, and it was the most liberating thing I’ve done since creating the damned account in the first place. Granted, I don’t know if anyone back home is on the toilet or not, but it’s a loss I’ll learn to live with. I tried a Threads account, but it never…

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  • Let’s Play The Counting Game

    I’m going to say it seven times; once for every year they said we wouldn’t make it. Seven years ago today, me and my lunch/karaoke buddy from work realized we were hopelessly in love with each other. Our entire office bailed on her housewarming party – because that’s what poons do. Not me; I cared.…

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  • From Horror to Healing: A Journey Through Writing

    I’ve never played well in large groups – school, military, jobs; I’ve always been the Judd Nelson. What can I say? I wanted to be an Airborne Ranger/Divebomb Danger.

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  • Never Settle For Discount Paper Towels.

    Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. My wife is currently attempting to peel some less-than-stellar paper towels from last night’s spring rolls, and it’s a bit of a meticulous affair. For some concentration conversation, she stated that she doesn’t care for Alamo Drafthouse’s new tipping scheme. Let’s discuss. Check this out.…

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  • Strange; How the Night moves…

    Up and waiting for the storms to begin. I need this. There’s something linking my spirit and its need to absorb cool rainfalls. Those Black Irish roots long for a home they never knew. In my travels, the two places where I felt my vibrations sync the most with those of the surrounding land were…

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  • He Built a Tiny House Inside a Massive Greenhouse

    I must have this. Now. Like, right now.

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  • Boiling Over

    Boiling Over

    Here we go again; BS in the background. Some British poon on the English version of French news – that’s a twist – is telling me things my own country’s journalists won’t touch. By the time most of us got the balls to go nose-to-nose with our goddamn religious upbringings, those who merely accepted it…

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  • Reflection.

    Reflection.

    Reflection. I do it often (too often), but rarely at one thirty in the morning. At least, not in a while. Sometimes you must take a step back to look at the broader picture. Tomorrow is the 3rd No Kings protest, and I just wanted to spend a few moments remembering what I’m protesting. It’s…

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  • Happiness is…

    Guitar picks in the washing machine…

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  • Recent Revelations

    Recent Revelations

    I’m going to make you click on it. Trust me, it’s the least you could do.

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  • As I Was Saying…

    As I Was Saying…

    As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted by our morning, extraterrestrial visitors, I’ve been down in the dumps a bit. Now, after filing my first, official MUFON report, I flipped a few forgotten switches. I thought my doo-doo-brown Fender amp would catch fire. It made me feel quite good for a change, so…

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  • SMGDH

    SMGDH

    The amount of traffic this site gets when I speak of depression and misfortunes is astronomical compared to when I’m hunky-freakin-dory. It’s typical, statistical American society at a glance. People just want to watch you fail, since it’s a tad more interesting than sitting on your ass and accomplishing absolute shite. My failures are gateways…

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  • A Pre-Emptive Apology

    A Pre-Emptive Apology

    Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

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  • Actually, Waxahachie…

    Charities are more than bank accounts. You have to get off your ass and care.

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  • Master The G Spot

    Master The G Spot

    Take pics to prove it.

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  • Duped.

    Duped.

    As I explained yesterday: welcome to WWIII. Actually, we’ve been here for five years already; you’re just waking up. Take your time. I’m a religiously ex-communicated (I married a brown-chick once), Army veteran, hippie who hates war and religion. Mix them? Well, then you get what we have right here. We must stop listening to…

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  • Already.

    Already.

    It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it…

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  • Cleanse.

    Cleanse.

    All hail the spiritual soap.

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  • Thank you!

    Thank you!

    A special thanks to all my new subs! Don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments section, on the About page, or via email at Chad@RevDareCloud.Com. Let’s see what tomorrow brings! I hope it’s aliens… It sure beats crusty, old, rich pedos.

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  • Hallmark Moments

    Hallmark Moments

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Once you’ve reached your preferred morning level of consciousness…

    Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…

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