Breathe.
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What’s something you do completely differently from how you were raised? Live.
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What’s the best thing you’ve ever found randomly on the street? Your mom. Burn.
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What’s the kindest thing someone has ever done for you? Put that 1973 coat hanger back on the rack. Did I mention I live in Texas? The coat hanger is real.
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If you could go back and witness any historical event, which one would you pick? As a disabled veteran who took an oath to defend this country from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, I’d say January 6th, 2021. I would run through the poons with a hockey stick, knocking out their one good tooth.…
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If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be and why? Is someone forcing me? Is it a scheduling thing? What’s my price range? Who’s paying? How many tattoos have you gotten? This is important!
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If you could erase one event from history, what would it be? June 14, 1946. Mary and Fred announced one they didn’t flush…
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How do you deal with uncertainty? I wait until I’m certain.
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What’s a moment when you realized you were officially an adult? Adulting is a frame of mind. There were times I felt more of an adult at age seven than age fifty-two. Most forget there’s even a switch. Yesterday, I was a childlike musician. Today, I’m grocery shopping. It’s a choice from moment to moment.
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None of them. Meeting other authors was the biggest mistake of my writing career.
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Sat and wrote half of a song this morning with covfefe. Then, I had an idea… Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
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Preach. With that accent. I’ll believe anything you say.
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I’m not sure what this is. Sometimes they just sneak out. I’m sure there’s a medical term for it.
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I’ve been so incredibly busy today and out of town, but I didn’t want to lose my posting streak. That said, I believe life was simpler back when Jon Bon Jovi thought he was a cowboy. Goodnight.
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Somewhere in-between, I beat the heck out of an Epiphone Hummingbird, posted a new chapter of Wrath’s Lament, and ventured further into Alien Isolation. I truly appreciate anyone who took a part in that. Thank you for coming along for the ride. Who knows what tomorrow brings? Follow those adventures here: As for now, it’s…
The Gonzo Wolf 