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Try Not To Laugh At This

Sometimes I can’t tell which direction The Observer leans, and that’s a good thing. However, if you’re talking about church stuff in a public forum, I’m pretty sure it’s more to the right.

This is why I can’t work for anyone as a journalist anymore. I refuse to write passionately about stuff I can’t stand. Enjoy, though.

Also, “sin” is obviously a point of view and varies from Christian to Christian. Tell me I’m wrong. I’ve spent my whole life watching churches bend the scriptures to fit their lifestyles instead of the other way around. But, you know, keep on keepin’ on.


If we could keep it all to ourselves like people mostly did when I was a kid, there wouldn’t be so much BS in which to argue. I find my own take on religion much more enjoyable!

“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum

Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the payroll of the Vatican, Angel embarks upon an epic quest to protect the Gutenberg Bibles from evil. If successful, she will secure peace for generations. If she fails, the power of the ancient books will bestow an eternity of darkness upon all humanity!


Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

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