Wardrobe by Joe

Marketing by TBR

Like A Bandit

At my age, I don’t want things for Christmas. I’ve felt this way since the beginning of my adult life. If I want something, I’ll save and get it.

Still, gifts are nice, and my wife’s a goddess. Between her and the family, I managed to fit an entire Guitar Center in my studio space (minus the grumpy sales person). I finally have that classic orange BOSS distortion pedal, and I put it through the ringer today. My wife twisted knobs while I played; recognizing many of the “sounds” from classic albums. It has a nice late 70’s vibe. Crunchy, is the word I used to describe it.

Next up is New Year’s,  and I’m a huge stickler for resolutions. In the past five years, I’ve stopped using nicotine, stopped drinking alcohol, stopped drinking sodas, and learned to play guitar; all via New Year’s resolutions.

This year, I think I should really concentrate on my reading. My TBR pile is out of control, and I still haven’t learned how to “remote view”. I’m so ready to meet aliens; it’s not even funny!

I think I just need to know that there’s something bigger than billionaire politicians floating around out there.

That said, this will be the first book of 2026.

The woman who gave it to me is kind of a big deal in academia. Here’s to hoping!

https://a.co/d/0JGD5vk


Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.

Current Projects

Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz

Leave a comment