I’ve got some traveling to do today, so I’m not sure how active I’ll be between now and tonight. Please be safe out there. I need you.
2026 Resolutions: Read daily. Take a book to the pooper instead of my phone.
2026 Predictions:
Trump’s death
Alien disclosure
Official WWIII declaration
Buckle up, folks. I have a feeling this will be a tough one.
See you all on the other side!
Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.


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