The Gonzo Wolf

Ok, I don’t know who the dude in the cover photo is, but he looks suburban-white-male and in shock. Isn’t that how you get views?

Please enjoy the following video.

See? See what we’re missing? While we’re all watching Donnie Dorko do his best Doctor Evil impression, we’re missing out on things like this! It’s Greenville, Texas Summer of 1992 all over again but on speed!

Even his name sounds like he’s saying, “Screw you, Hot Topic, I’m the real shiz-nit of the cemetery; whoop, whoop!”

Also, I didn’t mean any Juggalo disrespect in that last line. If anything, this is great song material.

I don’t personally condone grave-robbing behavior, even though I agree these bodies of ours are rentals. It’s illegal and, on this planet, immoral. It’s disrespectful to the family members as well.

The Satanic Panic is in full swing, my friends. Ride this bitch until the wheels fall off, I guess. It’s always worked for me.