The Gonzo Wolf

I’ll make this brief; we all have things to do.

The city of Dallas has been frozen solid for over seventy-two hours. The power grid is holding – for now – unlike in 2021, but the city is CLOSED.

Now, I want to spit some random facts to the flock. Let’s pick a city at random here…

Number of snow plows owned by randomly-picked cities:

• Boston: 340, give or take a few
• Dallas: 8, and if their show plows are maintained by the same people who work on their trains and busses; 5

And now, the message.

If thou art a New England douche-cock, who thinketh not that various cities throughout this country handle their infrastructures via crusty hands with various attentions paid upon such subjects, do not expect them to plow or treat residential streets. They half-ass the Interstates to keep capitalism rolling, and they’ll run them through that demon sanctuary of Highland Park a time or two to keep rich-ass Bessie quiet, but we normal folk are at the mercy of the elements, gravity, inertia, friction, and blind fucking luck.

Do not welcome the almost certain death of thou slave force two-thousand miles away because you can’t comprehend basic scientific facts learned in middle-school. How much diddest thou Daddy pay for thy diploma?

Go with Gerd.

Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

A-dude.