Be-eth like the Piggert.
The Piggert, he knoweth not of things beyond the glass box, as a tweaking Caucasian chick knoweth not what lies beyond the glass pipe.
He knoweth when the baddy Mcbad-bad weather be commin’, because the Piggert looks around him.
He knows there’s bad weather coming.
He feels it.
He hears about it from others in passing.
He checks that magical box we all carry in our pockets to look at porn and cat videos, because it will also show us the weather.
You know; weather?
That shit that can flood towns, sink ships, and erase communities?
Nature?
That thing we can’t control no matter how stupid-eth some claim.
It can kill you; a thing the cat video and porn cannot.
Take a moment, and check on the thing that can kill you.
Then, plan accordingly.
Make sure you have things to eat, water to drink, and a source of protection from the cold.
Don’t get stoned and go driving around looking for a Wendy’s or anything else that may put yourself or others in danger.
Just cover yourself up, stay warm, and use your tongue from time to time.
Be-eth like the Piggert.
The Gonzo Wolf 
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