The Gonzo Wolf

It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it off.

Then, I was called every name in the book before most people can even push out their morning fart.

For the first time in six months, easily, I turned on live, local morning news. I was insulted repeatedly at every commercial break. Political ads.

This person is talking shit on Democrats. That person is talking shit on Democrats. Don’t be a Democrat. Democrats are evil. We hate Democrats.

BITCH, I AM A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT.

I haven’t been happy about it for the last year or so because we all folded like a cheap card-table over every issue imaginable, but that’s a far cry from evil.

These commercials are generalizing. Democrats. Not this or that Democrat; all Democrats.

That said, I can’t help but be a little triggered and personally attacked by these commercials.

Therefore, from now on, every Republican candidate I meet, is gonna get “the talk”. What occurs after the talking will be completely up to them. You don’t know me; why ya talking smack?

So instead of being Democrats in these commercials, they’re Trump and Governor Abbott approved. Oh. Well, this changes everything.

Since that’s the case, I wouldn’t recommend anyone voting for racist, murdering pedophiles. After all, since one of those two politicians mentioned is a multiple felon who’s been accused of f*****g kids. Guilty by association? That’s what your commercials are pushing down my throat at this early hour.

So the choices for Republican voting are:

Kid F****rs

Felons

Sure, not all Republicans are kid f****rs and felons, but turnabout is fair play.

Play stupid games; win stupid prizes.

This’ll be fun, and probably get me killed or arrested.

Eh, I’ve seen enough. Goddamn Republicans made me write something at 6:30am.

I’m furious.

I don’t want to be hateful to total strangers, but I give what I get. I sure hope the poor schmuck running to shake my hand with his literal kid-gloves can handle what I’m spittin’.

Oh, did I say just politicians? I meant ALL Republicans.

Starting today.

Start at the bottom and work my way up.

Like Amway.