Ninja, Please: DISD Stealth Vehicles “Gollum” Through Bishop Arts
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece on the DISD Road Pirates. This morning, I have new sightings!
I’m going to start this piece off with facts:
Dallas ISD PD is property of DISD until it’s convenient for them to be an addition to DPD. Their jurisdiction is officially listed as anything adjacent to school or state property; otherwise known as everywhere. Sneaky, sneaky.
It’s in black and white on Google, folks. Do your research.
Public schools are controlled by the state, and state and county officers are forced to work with ICE via a law that went into effect at the first of the year. They’ll say they aren’t when they get caught doing things they shouldn’t be doing, but there are loopholes making this so. I’m not even an attorney and I can tell you that much.
More facts are that some of them are driving in these modern ghost cars, appearing to be a North Oak Cliff street racer until the last second. Many of them are also operating in the Bishop Arts/Jefferson Street areas of Dallas, WHICH IS NOTHING BUT A GIANT SCHOOL ZONE, giving them massive jurisdiction to initiate traffic stops; even on weekends. I watch them do it.
I go everywhere in Dallas, and I’ve seen this concentration of resources nowhere else during similar hours.
It wouldn’t surprise me if they begin to watch me while I watch them. I welcome it. If they’re looking at me, then they’re not out there jerking-off in the name of the law. If they weren’t on the radar being shady, I’d have nothing to watch. I’d just go home.
The newest observations:
I noticed one of them down a side-street this morning; prowling. A car buzzed by me at ten miles faster, meaning they were doing at least 32mph through a busy school zone. Immediately, the stealth vehicle came to life like Roy Sheider’s rearview mirror in “Close Encounters”. I was momentarily happy toward a police officer. It happens, believe it or not. It’s our little secret, though.
Instead of pulling over the vehicle that was dangerously speeding through a school zone, the ghost car pulled over a vehicle four cars behind. That vehicle was obeying the speed limit.
When I came back from dropping the kid off at school, I parked nearby and watched. The ghost car (a police vehicle with identifying marks completely hidden and the same color as the vehicle itself) was just…
Sneaking.
Circling the block like a shark.
Randomly, it would pull over a vehicle, whether it was speeding or not, and then send them along their merry way.
EVERYONE I’VE WITNESSED THEM PULL OVER IS BROWN. The officers are white. Spin it how you want; these are my personal observations.
My opinions and conclusions: (which are still legal in this country as of this moment):
A Dallas ISD PD vehicle should be the brightest, flashiest, most identifiable vehicle in their fleet. It should look like some British shit that came here on holiday. ISD PD’s sole purposes are to protect and serve our schools and children. How are they doing that by milking legal gray areas and playing road pirate to people who are just trying to drop their kids off for an education, and go to work? I find it harassing; almost bully-ish.
They’re not scanning plates and serving citations or warrants, or there would be arrests involved. These stops are quick.
Taking all of this into account, I can’t help but come to the conclusion they’re racial profiling for ICE in the name of school service according to the Governor’s mandate. I’d like to be wrong, and if anyone would like to officially take me to lunch and explain otherwise, I’d gladly listen.
What happens when there’s a delayed school shooting response because the school officers are all out running traffic and harassing citizens for our racist overlords?
Change my mind or make it make sense. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all he once knew. Forgiveness is overrated. Death is final. Revenge, however, dances between the fine lines of mortality and eternity. Love always finds a way.
“Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in like an old radio western: the perfect bite-sized story with a main character you’re ready to follow through every adventure he finds himself on. So, tune in next time…”
– Megan Stockton, author of Lovely, Dark & Deep
The history books would read that Jim Walker was brutally executed after the Battle of Goliad, but a few promises in the right ear blurred the contrast between blood and ink. Now an aging bounty hunter on the verge of retirement, his services are requested in the Northern Arizona Territory to solve the terrifying mystery of the Verde River Massacre. With guns from a local Deputy, courage from a saloon proprietor, and a deathbed confession from an all-too-familiar Medicine Woman, Jim sets off on what could be his final adventure. Will he lay the ghosts of his past to rest once and for all, or is he simply whistling his Redemption Hymn?
“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum
Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the payroll of the Vatican, Angel embarks upon an epic quest to protect the Gutenberg Bibles from evil. If successful, she will secure peace for generations. If she fails, the power of the ancient books will bestow an eternity of darkness upon all humanity!
Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and thrown into a jail cell with a strange man that knows way too much about his predicament. The stranger reveals to Toby that he now possesses the curse of the werewolf. Using his new-found strength to flee his captors, Toby begins to discover that things are not what they seem in the sleepy town of Twin Oaks, TX. Now hunted by law enforcement, as well as the town’s gun toting civilians, Toby seeks vengeance against his false accusers and embarks upon a quest to clear his name once and for all.
A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt Jimmerson, the New York City attorney responsible for her family’s werewolf curse. Unknown to her, the attorney’s grip on the ‘City That Never Sleeps’ is tighter than imagined and she’ll need any and all help available to be victorious. But… where do you find friends when you’re Far From Home?
Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds or become one with the darkness. Blood will be shed and only one will survive as the final battle of the Home Series concludes.
I know this is the part where I’m supposed to talk about the book, but I feel as though the synopsis needs its own preface to truly understand. 2023 was quite an eye-opening year! I began it by living my dream as a vintage steam locomotive fireman, but that dream was soon squashed thanks to my writing career. It won’t matter that you wrote your extreme horror offerings years ago and under a pen name. Also, it won’t matter that your publisher and author friends from days gone by express pleasantries and kind, nurturing words to your face, because they’ll clique-up and talk trash the minute you turn your back. F**k the biz, create. Create for art, not clicks. Click for love, not hate. Those are words true artists should have no issues living by, yet most seem to hide behind their keyboard shields, flinging ill-thought words of destruction toward once-trusted ears. Don’t pour something into everything; pour everything into something. Do it all by yourself if necessary. With any luck, 2024 will be the year of The Reverend. I’m not exactly sure what that means yet, but we’ll find out together. Anyway, here are a few short stories and poems I wrote as C. Derick Miller in 2023. I stole them from myself. Fair and square. Enjoy.
Poetry has always come naturally to me. Whether it is an expression of emotion toward someone I care about, or a display of humor pointed in the direction of those I loathe, it is my true outlet. Several of these works were written in a passenger seat while exploring the highways of the United States and somehow managed to survive “The Great Ex-Wife/Ex-Girlfriend Poetry Purge” of 2019. Others were penned during COVID-19 quarantine. Although it may not be the most epic poetry collection you’ve ever read, it all contains bits of blood and soul. You will feel something. Guaranteed.
“This profound collection of horror brings classic monsters into new light in the modern day” – B.L. Blankenship, God Walks The Dark Hills series.
The modern world is a crazy place. Worrying about childish politicians, empty grocery store shelves, and our pending membership to the “global disease of the week” club, it leaves very little time for the average reader to finish an entire novel. This is where Six from Five Seven: Short Stories from a Short Man comes in clutch! A story per day to keep the impending apocalypse away, with a single day left over to contemplate why you purchased this book in the first place. That sounds like an entertaining week when compared to the one you were destined to have regardless. What do a cursed husband, a privileged brat, a curious prostitute, a repressed savior, a vengeful son, and two hell-bound soldiers have in common? Their stories lie within the pages of this collection and invite you to tag along on their journeys of fate, redemption, and demise. When finished, you, dear reader, can hide this book inside your basement with the rest of those important documents you wished you’d never taken home. The FBI won’t be happy, but at least they’ll know you’re a cool person for owning a copy while conducting the raid. That must count for something, right? Let’s hope the judge thinks so!
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
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