The Gonzo Wolf

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece on the DISD Road Pirates. This morning, I have new sightings!

I’m going to start this piece off with facts:

Dallas ISD PD is property of DISD until it’s convenient for them to be an addition to DPD. Their jurisdiction is officially listed as anything adjacent to school or state property; otherwise known as everywhere. Sneaky, sneaky.

It’s in black and white on Google, folks. Do your research.

Public schools are controlled by the state, and state and county officers are forced to work with ICE via a law that went into effect at the first of the year. They’ll say they aren’t when they get caught doing things they shouldn’t be doing, but there are loopholes making this so. I’m not even an attorney and I can tell you that much.

More facts are that some of them are driving in these modern ghost cars, appearing to be a North Oak Cliff street racer until the last second. Many of them are also operating in the Bishop Arts/Jefferson Street areas of Dallas, WHICH IS NOTHING BUT A GIANT SCHOOL ZONE, giving them massive jurisdiction to initiate traffic stops; even on weekends. I watch them do it.

I go everywhere in Dallas, and I’ve seen this concentration of resources nowhere else during similar hours.

It wouldn’t surprise me if they begin to watch me while I watch them. I welcome it. If they’re looking at me, then they’re not out there jerking-off in the name of the law. If they weren’t on the radar being shady, I’d have nothing to watch. I’d just go home.

The newest observations:

I noticed one of them down a side-street this morning; prowling. A car buzzed by me at ten miles faster, meaning they were doing at least 32mph through a busy school zone. Immediately, the stealth vehicle came to life like Roy Sheider’s rearview mirror in “Close Encounters”. I was momentarily happy toward a police officer. It happens, believe it or not. It’s our little secret, though.

Instead of pulling over the vehicle that was dangerously speeding through a school zone, the ghost car pulled over a vehicle four cars behind. That vehicle was obeying the speed limit.

When I came back from dropping the kid off at school, I parked nearby and watched. The ghost car (a police vehicle with identifying marks completely hidden and the same color as the vehicle itself) was just…

Sneaking.

Circling the block like a shark.

Randomly, it would pull over a vehicle, whether it was speeding or not, and then send them along their merry way.

EVERYONE I’VE WITNESSED THEM PULL OVER IS BROWN. The officers are white. Spin it how you want; these are my personal observations.

My opinions and conclusions: (which are still legal in this country as of this moment):

A Dallas ISD PD vehicle should be the brightest, flashiest, most identifiable vehicle in their fleet. It should look like some British shit that came here on holiday. ISD PD’s sole purposes are to protect and serve our schools and children. How are they doing that by milking legal gray areas and playing road pirate to people who are just trying to drop their kids off for an education, and go to work? I find it harassing; almost bully-ish.

They’re not scanning plates and serving citations or warrants, or there would be arrests involved. These stops are quick.

Taking all of this into account, I can’t help but come to the conclusion they’re racial profiling for ICE in the name of school service according to the Governor’s mandate. I’d like to be wrong, and if anyone would like to officially take me to lunch and explain otherwise, I’d gladly listen.

What happens when there’s a delayed school shooting response because the school officers are all out running traffic and harassing citizens for our racist overlords?

Change my mind or make it make sense. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

2026 = 1984.