5 Things I learned today while chaparoning an elementary school field trip…

  • I apparently sound country.
  • Adult chaperones have cliques, same as kids.
  • I’m 52 years old, and I’m still the odd man out.
  • City kids wouldn’t last five minutes in the woods.
  • I’m the epitome of cool step-dads.

Your arguments are inconsequential to the facts.


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