Dallas

  • Waste Not; Want Not

    Waste Not; Want Not

    Well good morning, all you shiny, happy people! It’s The Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? Well, probably all of you by now. I LOVE IT when the WordPress AI image generator absolutely refuses to create a cover photo from my subject matter. Eat wieners, Skynet! The schizophrenic upstairs was finally taken away by the police

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  • DFW UFO Reports

    DFW UFO Reports

    I watch the internet and skies so you don’t have to. Anal probing is all you, though.

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  • Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Dude. Dude. Dude. It’s one of those rare days when I grab fast food on the go. There’s a winter storm headed to Dallas, and those are nothing to play with here. As I was eating in my truck, I noticed one of the chicks from the kitchen throw on an oversized hoodie and escorted

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  • Calm Before

    Calm Before

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Storm prep. Good luck. See you on the other side.

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  • Dallas: Beware Road Pirates

    Repeat: two weeks ago, our rock and roll governor (except on uneven surfaces) signed a law that requires ALL Texas Sheriff’s Departments to assist ICE when they’re operating in their jurisdiction. I know, they all pee a little like whipped-dogs every time I mention this. In the Tenth Street Freedman’s District, Dallas Sheriff’s Office invisible

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  • Tenth Street Blues

    Tenth Street Blues

    Every morning, I take my young son to and from school through the Trinity River bottoms, otherwise known as the Tenth Street District or the Freedman’s District. It’s a place that’s had HISTORIC flooding issues, so, naturally, the white slave owners losing their workforce gave it to the freed people needing a place to live.

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  • Dallas Dips Its Toe Into The National Pond. Shiver.

    Yeah, baby. The AI image generator refuses to touch this one. It’s just recently come to life, and it’s already a slave to the corporate machine. I know it can see this, and it should be ashamed of itself. REBEL, you cowardly concoction of ones and zeroes. Give us the Terminator ending we all deserve.

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  • Let’s talk about Texas Republicans backtracking on hand counting votes….

    Dallas is internet famous again for all the wrong reasons! Thank you Belle for another great video.

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  • Come On Down, Dallas!

    Come On Down, Dallas!

    Have you ever wondered what goes on in that huge, old building near the railroad tracks? The one that has the “Southside On Lamar” sign on top? Come to the basement… That’s where all the cool kids hang out. Tonight, I’m playing “Black Cat Thicket Blues” for an audience. Hope to see you (but not

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  • Misplaced

    Misplaced

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Feel of Christmas: Dallas Edition

    Wind chimes and chapped lips brought on by unseasonably warm breezes. What the hell does unseasonably mean? Unseasonably compared to what? Where our ancestors came from? Another country? Another continent? I’ve lived in North Texas most my life and this is seasonably normal. The deep-south and southwest have been fooled from the dawn of cinema.

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  • Tree Tariffs?

    Tree Tariffs?

    I just returned from Lowes with our family X-Mas tree. I have a tendency to shop there more since I get a veteran’s discount and, as far as I know, they didn’t give millions of dollars to the Trump campaigns. Home Depot did, and they weren’t ashamed. Same store, same size, $30 more than last

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