Dallas
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I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…
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I did my job this morning as a citizen of the United States of America. I voted. Let’s chew the fat. Standing right outside the door was a “Latinos For Trump” lady with a red, bead-azzled hat and MAGA t-shirt. Wearing campaign material in or near a polling place is ILLEGAL in Texas, but the…
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Disclaimer: the cover photo was created by an AI image-generator using my words as hints. EVEN OUR AI ROBOT OVERLORDS THINK ISD POLICE SHOULD DRIVE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE VEHICLES!!! On my way to and from my child’s school, I travel through some rather interesting neighborhoods. I’ve literally witnessed nude women advertising the goods rather than waving…
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Well good morning, all you shiny, happy people! It’s The Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? Well, probably all of you by now. I LOVE IT when the WordPress AI image generator absolutely refuses to create a cover photo from my subject matter. Eat wieners, Skynet! The schizophrenic upstairs was finally taken away by the police…
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I watch the internet and skies so you don’t have to. Anal probing is all you, though.
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Dude. Dude. Dude. It’s one of those rare days when I grab fast food on the go. There’s a winter storm headed to Dallas, and those are nothing to play with here. As I was eating in my truck, I noticed one of the chicks from the kitchen throw on an oversized hoodie and escorted…
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Repeat: two weeks ago, our rock and roll governor (except on uneven surfaces) signed a law that requires ALL Texas Sheriff’s Departments to assist ICE when they’re operating in their jurisdiction. I know, they all pee a little like whipped-dogs every time I mention this. In the Tenth Street Freedman’s District, Dallas Sheriff’s Office invisible…
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Every morning, I take my young son to and from school through the Trinity River bottoms, otherwise known as the Tenth Street District or the Freedman’s District. It’s a place that’s had HISTORIC flooding issues, so, naturally, the white slave owners losing their workforce gave it to the freed people needing a place to live.…
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Yeah, baby. The AI image generator refuses to touch this one. It’s just recently come to life, and it’s already a slave to the corporate machine. I know it can see this, and it should be ashamed of itself. REBEL, you cowardly concoction of ones and zeroes. Give us the Terminator ending we all deserve.…
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Dallas is internet famous again for all the wrong reasons! Thank you Belle for another great video.
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Have you ever wondered what goes on in that huge, old building near the railroad tracks? The one that has the “Southside On Lamar” sign on top? Come to the basement… That’s where all the cool kids hang out. Tonight, I’m playing “Black Cat Thicket Blues” for an audience. Hope to see you (but not…
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Wind chimes and chapped lips brought on by unseasonably warm breezes. What the hell does unseasonably mean? Unseasonably compared to what? Where our ancestors came from? Another country? Another continent? I’ve lived in North Texas most my life and this is seasonably normal. The deep-south and southwest have been fooled from the dawn of cinema.…
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I just returned from Lowes with our family X-Mas tree. I have a tendency to shop there more since I get a veteran’s discount and, as far as I know, they didn’t give millions of dollars to the Trump campaigns. Home Depot did, and they weren’t ashamed. Same store, same size, $30 more than last…
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“…and no one films it to eventually convert it and edit it into a 20 minute YouTube romp adverising your literal, scantily-clad asses all over the internet for the sake of narcicistic gratification, did it even happen? Rev.
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A pissed-off dork in a Tesla forgetting they can’t “peel-out”. Done.
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A guy was shot and killed on a DART train a few nights ago by a guy in a hockey mask with an AK-47. I don’t own an AK-47.
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Two DART train shootings in one week. How are those security guards working for you. Dallas?
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At least in my hood. Do all school cops do this, or did I just grow up around lazy cops? Or are they racially profiling Oak Cliff? Should I go see if Dallas ISD cops are working traffic around Lakewood, White Rock, or Lower Greenville?
The Gonzo Wolf 