Dallas

  • Lake Cliff Morning Coffee Walk In 360?

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people! I brought the Insta360 X 5 along for the morning stroll around historic Lake Cliff Park. It sits one mile from downtown Dallas, and it’s a great place for walks; one-mile perimiter, exactly. I hope you enjoy this video. I even wore a hat so you didn’t have…

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  • Why Dallas Is the Opposite of Every U.S. City

    There’s so much white coming out of your screen, you might want to turn down your brightness. Dallas was built on blood, death, slavery, pedophilia, and last-names; same as every other city in this cursed country. How did this guy stay on his knees for ten straight minutes? Practice, baby. Practice. This video is a…

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  • I am now in possession of a super-lightweight 8k 360 degree camera and 8 hours of battery life. Insert sinister cackle here.

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  • Sneaking Away

    Sneaking Away

    Great food, and you get 3 hours of free parking! If you plan on spending time in Bishop Arts, it’s the best way to start. THEY WILL ASK YOU SEVERAL TIMES IF YOU VALIDATED YOUR PARKING. IT’S AN $87 TICKET! Feeling like absolute shite today? Overwhelmed with war and death? Get outdoors. Connect. Ground yourself.…

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  • So…I Just Saw A F***ing UFO…

    All is explained in the video. People type things here so you don’t have to watch. I’m not people lol.Santa Fe UFO video https://revdarecloud.com/2026/03/06/santa-fe-ufo-video-blows-my-mind/

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  • Since most Texas DMV ops can be done online…

    Most clerks have migrated to running the admissions desk at a Concentra Clinic. IMO.

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  • Breakfast Tacos

    Breakfast Tacos

    Don’t argue. Pre-record store flipping snack.

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  • Why must I write about DISD every morning?

    Getting racially profiled more before 8am than most people do all day.

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  • The Never-ending Dallas ISD PD Road Pirate Fiasco

    Let me bring you up to speed. Over the last month, I’ve noticed that Dallas PD ISD (an agency who you’d think would want to be the most visible, for the sake of our children’s lives in our current world) have a fleet of ghost cars. From what I’ve witnessed, I can’t help but come…

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  • Line Up!

    Line Up!

    Anyone need both bunk-beds and litter simultaneously? This might be your jam.

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  • Stay Classy, Dallas

    I watched a crackhead remove his tire to change his alternator. Crack; it’s what’s for dinner. Crack, the other white rock.

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  • Best Library In Dallas

    Plus, it’s an art installation for the high schoolers nextdoor to autograph. Five minutes in, it already has a couple of antifa slogans. I wrote ’em; I just needed to point them all in the right direction.

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  • It Starts.

    It Starts.

    This is the least I could do.

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  • Ninja, Please: DISD Stealth Vehicles “Gollum” Through Bishop Arts

    A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece on the DISD Road Pirates. This morning, I have new sightings! I’m going to start this piece off with facts: Dallas ISD PD is property of DISD until it’s convenient for them to be an addition to DPD. Their jurisdiction is officially listed as anything adjacent…

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  • And now to piss off the smart kids.

    I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…

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  • Dallas Duty

    Dallas Duty

    I did my job this morning as a citizen of the United States of America. I voted. Let’s chew the fat. Standing right outside the door was a “Latinos For Trump” lady with a red, bead-azzled hat and MAGA t-shirt. Wearing campaign material in or near a polling place is ILLEGAL in Texas, but the…

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  • Ice Cream Hump Night

    Ice Cream Hump Night

    My tribe.

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  • Dallas Road Pirates

    Dallas Road Pirates

    Disclaimer: the cover photo was created by an AI image-generator using my words as hints. EVEN OUR AI ROBOT OVERLORDS THINK ISD POLICE SHOULD DRIVE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE VEHICLES!!! On my way to and from my child’s school, I travel through some rather interesting neighborhoods. I’ve literally witnessed nude women advertising the goods rather than waving…

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  • Waste Not; Want Not

    Waste Not; Want Not

    Well good morning, all you shiny, happy people! It’s The Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? Well, probably all of you by now. I LOVE IT when the WordPress AI image generator absolutely refuses to create a cover photo from my subject matter. Eat wieners, Skynet! The schizophrenic upstairs was finally taken away by the police…

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  • DFW UFO Reports

    DFW UFO Reports

    I watch the internet and skies so you don’t have to. Anal probing is all you, though.

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  • Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Behold, The Buttery Jack

    Dude. Dude. Dude. It’s one of those rare days when I grab fast food on the go. There’s a winter storm headed to Dallas, and those are nothing to play with here. As I was eating in my truck, I noticed one of the chicks from the kitchen throw on an oversized hoodie and escorted…

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  • Calm Before

    Calm Before

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Dallas! It’s Coming!

    Storm prep. Good luck. See you on the other side.

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