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It’s not unusual for me to take my Epiphone Hummingbird, grab a piping-hot cup of Earl Grey, spark a bowl of yours truly, and serenade the sunset in good old Oak Cliff. Even in the heat of summer, I endured for tradition’s sake. I’m that type of guy. Today, I was without my guitar –…
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It’s started whether the media says it or not. Troops from Texas went to Illinois WITHOUT BEING REQUESTED. They were even told not to come. Plain and simple, that’s textbook invasion. Texas just invaded Illinois. America is officially in a civil war whether or not they want to say it out loud.
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I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock, otherwise I’d been caught quickly. Who makes these things? I lost my extra key to my bike lock; one of those numbers with the plastic…
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If you only check your mail on Fridays, it feels like you’re really worth something at least once a week.
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Man, I can’t find a single lesbian who knows the origin of the word “lesbian”. If I thought I was a lesbian, that would be one of the first things I researched. Google is free and in our pockets. I’m not a lesbian, and finding out wouldn’t change my life one bit, but you’d think…
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It is taking every once of restraint I possess not to go on a Charlie Kirk rant. I’m left, politically, but a multiple gun owner with both a military and law enforcement background. I’m a registered Republican turned registered Democrat when Trump was elected. I’m a big fan of peace and love, and there’s been…
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