Dude.
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I’m injured and stuck on the couch so I’m watching the original Voltron series. I remember NONE of this, and I considered myself a fan! Did you know that the enemies were Reptilians? Neat!
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Words of warning: If you’re in the middle of a show, and you decide to be cute and answer the phone between songs, and it’s a woman screaming that her boyfriend is kicking her ass, and you respond with profanity and threats out of instinct on a HOT MIC… Well, you can imagine the rest.…
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Captain Kiddie Diddler is circling the drain, and I can’t wait for the final gulp of life’s toilet as we send him farting off into sewer oblivion. Enjoy.
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Why do most social media posts about weed read like they were created by that dude in high school who pretended to be high?
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A political AI device phoned me this morning asking me to do something to donate to the presidential agenda. I asked if they’ve tried shooting him somewhere vital rather than the ear. AI hung up. Skynet is a coward.
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Growing up is pawning off your Snoopy Snow Cone Machine to the Olive Garden hostess and jokingly explaining how a little bit more parm isn’t going to raise your cholesterol.
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The only thing that’s still “strange” about Stranger Things is that those kids are still in high school at age 30.
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Mindscapes and microphones Joy turns to sour within a syllable Eastbound, down, brainless drives Only to meet mirrors What’s left to say I can’t save them, those, they; whoever needs saving Life is nothing but heroes battling faceless villains Atop kegs of dynamite in a sawmill strapped to a log You know the one I’m…
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If needed, I can remove my shoes and socks to find thumbtacks, glass shards, and cat vomit. Without fail.
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Allow me to honestly describe the Bishop Arts District. I began an open mic the first week of January because there weren’t any. Bishop Arts is actually “Bishop Shops”. There’s no art, unless shopping is considered an art. There are people eating in restaurants who purchase the skewed version of what they consider to be…
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Lasagna + pineapple.
The Gonzo Wolf 