Dude.
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One week’s YouTube Ban…
Because Outlast Whistleblower showed that dude’s peen in my livestream. We can’t have nice things. Read more.
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Sunday with no sun.
My favorite type of Sunday. Read more.
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I think I just participated in a beautiful thing…
It’s not unusual for me to take my Epiphone Hummingbird, grab a piping-hot cup of Earl Grey, spark a bowl of yours truly, and serenade the sunset in good old… Read more.
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Internet is out until Friday…
Don’t threaten Gen X with a good time. Read more.
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Civil War
It’s started whether the media says it or not. Troops from Texas went to Illinois WITHOUT BEING REQUESTED. They were even told not to come. Plain and simple, that’s textbook… Read more.
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Kids with…guns
Easy does it, easy does it… Read more.
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Dear Bike Lock Makers…
I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock,… Read more.
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The Wasps Are High
Winter is coming. Read more.
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Tip.
If you only check your mail on Fridays, it feels like you’re really worth something at least once a week. Read more.
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Cosplay?
Man, I can’t find a single lesbian who knows the origin of the word “lesbian”. If I thought I was a lesbian, that would be one of the first things… Read more.
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Zip it.
It is taking every once of restraint I possess not to go on a Charlie Kirk rant. I’m left, politically, but a multiple gun owner with both a military and… Read more.
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Iguana & Crocodile Enforcement (ICE)
Frightening. Read more.
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Random Part 2
The 70’s kids will get it. Read more.
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Random
The 80’s kids will get it. Read more.
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Deleted Memories
I’m injured and stuck on the couch so I’m watching the original Voltron series. I remember NONE of this, and I considered myself a fan! Did you know that the… Read more.
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Never Grow Up
Thanks to Toyota for the photo lol Read more.
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Artists: A Warning.
Words of warning: If you’re in the middle of a show, and you decide to be cute and answer the phone between songs, and it’s a woman screaming that her… Read more.
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Your Morning Dose Of Anonymous
Captain Kiddie Diddler is circling the drain, and I can’t wait for the final gulp of life’s toilet as we send him farting off into sewer oblivion. Enjoy. Read more.
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I Smell Bleach (new Anonymous)
A puppet’s puppet. Read more.
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Morning Stray Thoughts
Why do most social media posts about weed read like they were created by that dude in high school who pretended to be high? Read more.
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Bad Advice
A political AI device phoned me this morning asking me to do something to donate to the presidential agenda. I asked if they’ve tried shooting him somewhere vital rather than… Read more.
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Random thought of the day…
Growing up is pawning off your Snoopy Snow Cone Machine to the Olive Garden hostess and jokingly explaining how a little bit more parm isn’t going to raise your cholesterol. Read more.
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Random:
The only thing that’s still “strange” about Stranger Things is that those kids are still in high school at age 30. Read more.
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Weird Moments At The Water Cooler
Mindscapes and microphones Joy turns to sour within a syllable Eastbound, down, brainless drives Only to meet mirrors What’s left to say I can’t save them, those, they; whoever needs… Read more.
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Anonymous Saturday Morning Double-Feature
Seen any good TV episodes lately? Read more.
