Dude.
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I’m injured and stuck on the couch so I’m watching the original Voltron series. I remember NONE of this, and I considered myself a fan! Did you know that the enemies were Reptilians? Neat!
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Words of warning: If you’re in the middle of a show, and you decide to be cute and answer the phone between songs, and it’s a woman screaming that her boyfriend is kicking her ass, and you respond with profanity and threats out of instinct on a HOT MIC… Well, you can imagine the rest.…
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Captain Kiddie Diddler is circling the drain, and I can’t wait for the final gulp of life’s toilet as we send him farting off into sewer oblivion. Enjoy.
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Why do most social media posts about weed read like they were created by that dude in high school who pretended to be high?
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A political AI device phoned me this morning asking me to do something to donate to the presidential agenda. I asked if they’ve tried shooting him somewhere vital rather than the ear. AI hung up. Skynet is a coward.
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Growing up is pawning off your Snoopy Snow Cone Machine to the Olive Garden hostess and jokingly explaining how a little bit more parm isn’t going to raise your cholesterol.
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The only thing that’s still “strange” about Stranger Things is that those kids are still in high school at age 30.
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Mindscapes and microphones Joy turns to sour within a syllable Eastbound, down, brainless drives Only to meet mirrors What’s left to say I can’t save them, those, they; whoever needs saving Life is nothing but heroes battling faceless villains Atop kegs of dynamite in a sawmill strapped to a log You know the one I’m…
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If needed, I can remove my shoes and socks to find thumbtacks, glass shards, and cat vomit. Without fail.
The Gonzo Wolf 