Politics
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It’s not a typo. Our country smells like armpit and makes me want to cry. Someone attacked the White House again yesterday and we, collectively, give two poops and a poke. We’ve normalized political violence like a third-world country. Perhaps the house itself isn’t the issue; perhaps we should evict the problem–child resident.
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Well, good evening, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…
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Broke? Need money? You’re welcome.
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I don’t talk about my time in the military much, and there’s a reason for that. It’s mostly a time in my life I wish I could forget, but my knees remind me; every minute, everyday. I never cared for national politics until the January 6th riots. Political party affiliation aside, I felt betrayed. After…
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At exactly what point do we send two Jedi to negotiate? Can you imagine it? Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are speaking with The President, he double-crosses them, and they’re forced to meet Donald Trump down on the planet’s surface because heesa being banished. See what I did there? My oldest daughter claims I’ve lost my “whimsey”.…
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Boy, you know it’s going to be a good one when the AI image generator won’t even touch it… It’s a chilly morning in Dallas. No birds are fighting each other outside my writing window for bits of seed. Also, the guy across the way who’s been roofing his own house all by himself isn’t…
The Gonzo Wolf 