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  • Snow-Dumb.

    Snow-Dumb.

    Snow-dumb. It’s a sensation that overtook me quite a few times as a professional driver. You spend so much time fixated on a field of white rolling along, mile-to-mile, and your brain blurs. I’d forgotten about it until a few minutes ago. Hell hath no career like truck-driving. I left my truck unlocked and wide-open…

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  • One More Before Sleep

    One More Before Sleep

    I exhale winter’s last pure breath. Soon, it’ll be nothing but a memory; replaced. Recorded over by the next snowfall, if ever. A rarity to the southern-born child. There’s miles beneath these mild-winter feet; Rockwell art come to life. The 1950’s Holiday dreams marked and remembered by every child twenty years after the fact. The…

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  • The Parable of the Piggert.

    The Afternoon Sermon.

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  • Snow Day Coasters!

    Snow Day Coasters!

    Snow day in Dallas! I’ve been up since 4:30am, had covfefe and whatnot, and now I’m just going to zone out and build a park. I’ll keep this going as long as I can. I may even turn on my mic from time to time. Web cam is a tall order. My hair is messed…

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  • Russian UFO Docs Unveiled | Mystery Wire

    Government dragging their feet? Let journalists handle disclosure!

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  • Spiritual Awakening Beyond Dogma

    Today, I want to spit serious out into the universe instead of just being an ignorant jerk who likes to make you laugh uncomfortably. That’s my schtick. I keep doing it until the laugh becomes a more welcomed response. Once there, my work is finished. I’ve absorbed you into the congregation. No, what I need…

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  • Calm Before

    Calm Before

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • How are you?

    How are you?

    We’re the laughing stock of the world (we’ve been for a decade), there’s winter weather on the way to Dallas, and Ted Cruz is already on a plane. I’ve played this game before. All bullshit aside, how are you? I was speaking with a neighbor a few moments ago about him getting gypped on web…

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  • Rev-iew: No Other Choice (2025 film)

    Um. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate if you can): No Other Choice (Korean: 어쩔수가없다) is a 2025 South Korean satirical dark comedy thriller film co-written, produced, and directed by Park Chan-wook. Based on The Ax by Donald Westlake, the film stars Lee Byung-hun, Son Ye-jin, Park Hee-soon, Lee Sung-min, Yeom Hye-ran, and Cha Seung-won. It is the second film adaptation of…

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  • The Hero You Need.

    The Hero You Need.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • She May Have Weighed The Same As A Duck

    I’m a shut-in; rarely do I ever go off our property unless food or school are involved. I have everything I need within reach. There’s no need to venture off and disturb anyone else’s energy field, dig? I even have memberships to Six Flags and Alamo Drafthouse. I hope they enjoy my monthly donations. Kind…

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  • Mastering The Marriage: Traditional And Silly Southern Shenanigans Aside…

    Random spit from the porch swing; let’s set the mood… I’ve been divorced three times and married four. It’s nothing to brag about, with more stupidity on my part than either of the three other women combined. I let it all transpire until things got out of control. Eventuality? Divorce. Inevitability, whether we liked it…

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