The Gonzo Wolf

Repeat: two weeks ago, our rock and roll governor (except on uneven surfaces) signed a law that requires ALL Texas Sheriff’s Departments to assist ICE when they’re operating in their jurisdiction. I know, they all pee a little like whipped-dogs every time I mention this.

In the Tenth Street Freedman’s District, Dallas Sheriff’s Office invisible car (the one with the same color writing as the vehicle itself) was Gollum-Sneaking through the hood in the wee hours of the morning.

I saw them pull someone over on a dead-end residential street, check their ID, and then immediately leave; no conversation whatsoever. Of course, this is all taking place in an area where most adults aren’t watching for hardly-marked vehicle: a school zone.

Wouldn’t you want officers working there to have a visible presence for the sake of the children’s safety? Oh, it’s a money and Gestapo thing? Ah; carry on, then.

Did they ever think that maybe we don’t give a damn about many of the policies, we just hate liars? At what point did honesty become an afterthought?

This will get interesting, pulling these shenanigans in a constitutional carry state. Has it been done yet? Truth be told, constitutionally or licensed, most people carry a gun in Texas, myself included. I personally know more liberal gun owners here than I do conservatives. Seriously, don’t let the media feed you that false narrative. LGBTPewPew. It’s sexy.

I’m pretty sure that Minnesota shit won’t fly here. If it does, then I’ve lost all hope in this great state founded on land snatch, slavery, and Sunday School sin-inspections. Wow, when you write it that way, it doesn’t sound very great at all!

Digression: Everything here is “Texas-Sized” or “Texas-Style”. I don’t think that’s a “brag” anymore. Preachers going to jail left and right for dirty stuff, politicians with a glory-wormhole straight to the oval office, and a bunch of pick-up pansies with fake tailpipes and Trump flags. Not only is it not what they think it is, it’s never been what it’s not.

Old, rich f’ers lied to us. All of us.

Road pirates. The automobile equivalent to open-carry-baseball-dads in a grocery store.

Suggestion: come up with an emergency plan within your household, because that’s what they’re doing now; going door to door. In hindsight, most things read in American History books over the last century were lies concocted by the winners.

Make up an “action” word to let everyone within earshot know that the shit’s hit the fan and to get to their positions. You don’t have to do it right this very second, you can keep watching The View like the rest of us, but just ensure everyone’s on the same page. I’m not trying to organize the resistance or anything, but I’d like for the good people of my city to keep their loved ones safe. It all sounds ridiculous until it doesn’t.

Imagine the confused children of tomorrow who’ll read it one way, but recall the Tik Tok videos showing the opposite. Mind blown.

Children of tomorrow. Giggle. What a pipe dream; pun (not) intended.

Again, WE, the people, are allowing this to happen. Keep protecting that couch, though. Our VP commands it.

Afterthought: from this moment on, if anyone in local law enforcement would like to clarify or explain anything I saw with my own eyes in our beloved city, I would be more than happy to buy lunch in Bishop Arts. Your choice. Interviews work both ways. I’m not the bad guy; just the bullhorn.