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  • Friday Livestream – TMNT Shredder’s Revenge
    March 6, 2026

    Friday Livestream – TMNT Shredder’s Revenge

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Tis the Reverend. Who would’ve thunk it? To hell with squiggly lines attempting to convince me that’s not a word. I’ve wanted to play this for a while, but Steam was proud of it. Let’s see if my hunch was correct or if I missed out on the…

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  • Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask…
    March 6, 2026

    Everything you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask…

    Whatever it takes.

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  • GTV – The Only Channel You’ll Need. Ever.
    March 6, 2026

    GTV – The Only Channel You’ll Need. Ever.

    24 hour Gorillaz channel. You’re welcome.

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  • 5 Things I learned today while chaparoning an elementary school field trip…
    March 5, 2026

    5 Things I learned today while chaparoning an elementary school field trip…

    It’s not what you think.

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  • Why must I write about DISD every morning?
    March 5, 2026

    Why must I write about DISD every morning?

    Getting racially profiled more before 8am than most people do all day.

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  • UFO UAP Seen Hovering Over Santa Fe, New Mexico 3/3/26
    March 5, 2026

    UFO UAP Seen Hovering Over Santa Fe, New Mexico 3/3/26

    Watch before it’s taken down. Thoughts?

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  • The Lucky Shot
    March 4, 2026

    The Lucky Shot

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • February UFO Report
    March 4, 2026

    February UFO Report

    I’m not sure where the UFO’s were last month, but it wasn’t Texas. The only two sightings for February were out west; both involving oil field communities. I find that peculiar. I found this to be the more interesting of the two. NUFORC UFO Sighting 196120 Occurred: 2026-02-16 08:46 LocalReported: 2026-02-16 07:11 PacificDuration: 1 minNo of observers: 1 Location: Odessa,…

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  • Livestream – Skyrim
    March 4, 2026

    Livestream – Skyrim

    Let’s kick back, walk the forests, and die like idiots. Good morning.

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  • The Never-ending Dallas ISD PD Road Pirate Fiasco
    March 4, 2026

    The Never-ending Dallas ISD PD Road Pirate Fiasco

    Let me bring you up to speed. Over the last month, I’ve noticed that Dallas PD ISD (an agency who you’d think would want to be the most visible, for the sake of our children’s lives in our current world) have a fleet of ghost cars. From what I’ve witnessed, I can’t help but come…

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  • Getting To Know Charlie Rose
    March 4, 2026

    Getting To Know Charlie Rose

    As I mentioned last week, I’ve recruited a local teenager who’s already getting academic recognition for her writing, to join us at The Gonzo Wolf. Sometimes, you just need to take a step back and view things from a different perspective. Folks, it doesn’t get any more different than thirteen-year-old-girl in 2026. I guess we’ll…

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  • Humble Wife Brag
    March 3, 2026

    Humble Wife Brag

    The great Cloudosaur, who has zero professional training, but is a freaking magical culinary hobbyist, replicated a spicy Asian sauce from a mom and pop Chinese joint that’s been closed for 20 years. She never had it herself, and concocted it from my decades old description. Perfection. Now, the dish. Their house special was named…

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  • Well, this should be magical…
    March 3, 2026

    Well, this should be magical…

    I don’t always have covfefe with my Skyrim, but when I do, I prefer… LavAzza Crema E Aroma Medium Roast. To be honest, I’ve started this game three times. I get impatient, I get bored, and I stop. By the time I feel like playing again, I’ve forgotten how. So… One more time… Welcome to…

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  • It All Rolls Down Hill.
    March 3, 2026

    It All Rolls Down Hill.

    I’ve currently been doing my best to investigate portions of Dallas ISD who appear to be involved in some shenanigans. This morning, Their ISD PD ghost brigade, four official vehicles vs. one, patrol low-income neighborhoods in the name of school zones like they have no leash. If you Google their jurisdiction and possess half of…

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  • Batton down the hatches!
    March 3, 2026

    Batton down the hatches!

    5 days of the planet’s ineffective Texas pest removal techniques…

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  • March 3, 2026

    How Did Blues And Folk Traditions Shape The Birth Of Rock?

    Rock music emerged from a blend of blues and folk traditions, with blues providing the rhythmic and stylistic foundation, while folk introduced deeper storytelling and social commentary. The electric fusion of these genres in the 60s propelled rock into the mainstream, defining its expressive power that continues to resonate today. How Did Blues And Folk…

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  • Done.
    March 3, 2026

    Done.

    Seven years, piece by piece, I have finished my corner of the universe. Small studio, arcade cabinet, and a tiny shrine to my silly writings. Also, Captain Spaulding neon, but that was an impulse buy. Connected to a kitchen and bathroom. No reason to leave again. Ever. This is where I’ll be. Just walk by…

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  • I had structured settlements, and I needed cash now.
    March 3, 2026

    I had structured settlements, and I needed cash now.

    I refused to leave all that money behind. I think they wanted it for other things.

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  • Line Up!
    March 3, 2026

    Line Up!

    Anyone need both bunk-beds and litter simultaneously? This might be your jam.

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  • March 3, 2026

    Stay Classy, Dallas

    I watched a crackhead remove his tire to change his alternator. Crack; it’s what’s for dinner. Crack, the other white rock.

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  • Goodnight
    March 2, 2026

    Goodnight

    Yes. It’s real. All of it.

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  • Sauce.
    March 2, 2026

    Sauce.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Best Library In Dallas
    March 2, 2026

    Best Library In Dallas

    Plus, it’s an art installation for the high schoolers nextdoor to autograph. Five minutes in, it already has a couple of antifa slogans. I wrote ’em; I just needed to point them all in the right direction.

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  • Sheddie Spaghetti
    March 2, 2026

    Sheddie Spaghetti

    Poor Piggert. He just wants to shed in an anti-shed world.

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  • It’s a beautiful day…
    March 2, 2026

    It’s a beautiful day…

    Porch Swing Poetry

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