• It All Rolls Down Hill.

    I’ve currently been doing my best to investigate portions of Dallas ISD who appear to be involved in some shenanigans. This morning, Their ISD PD ghost brigade, four official vehicles vs. one, patrol low-income neighborhoods in the name of school zones like they have no leash. If you Google their jurisdiction and possess half of…

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  • Batton down the hatches!

    5 days of the planet’s ineffective Texas pest removal techniques…

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  • Rock music emerged from a blend of blues and folk traditions, with blues providing the rhythmic and stylistic foundation, while folk introduced deeper storytelling and social commentary. The electric fusion of these genres in the 60s propelled rock into the mainstream, defining its expressive power that continues to resonate today. How Did Blues And Folk…

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  • Done.

    Done.

    Seven years, piece by piece, I have finished my corner of the universe. Small studio, arcade cabinet, and a tiny shrine to my silly writings. Also, Captain Spaulding neon, but that was an impulse buy. Connected to a kitchen and bathroom. No reason to leave again. Ever. This is where I’ll be. Just walk by…

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  • I had structured settlements, and I needed cash now.

    I refused to leave all that money behind. I think they wanted it for other things.

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  • Line Up!

    Line Up!

    Anyone need both bunk-beds and litter simultaneously? This might be your jam.

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  • Stay Classy, Dallas

    I watched a crackhead remove his tire to change his alternator. Crack; it’s what’s for dinner. Crack, the other white rock.

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  • Goodnight

    Goodnight

    Yes. It’s real. All of it.

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  • Sauce.

    Sauce.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Best Library In Dallas

    Plus, it’s an art installation for the high schoolers nextdoor to autograph. Five minutes in, it already has a couple of antifa slogans. I wrote ’em; I just needed to point them all in the right direction.

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  • Sheddie Spaghetti

    Sheddie Spaghetti

    Poor Piggert. He just wants to shed in an anti-shed world.

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  • It’s a beautiful day…

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • AI Sucks, So…

    AI Sucks, So…

    I can’t believe people pop pulp over this stuff.

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  • …and then conveniently locks themselves into one of twelve annual, celebratory prisons. I’m so glad there’s no such thing as middle-aged, cracker-ass, thrice divorced, genealogically confused, disabled veteran, retired, on the spectrum, men in horror month. I wouldn’t even know what to write.

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  • Sunday Wake & Witchfire

    No commentary, no deaths, but a TON of close calls. Enjoy. Happy Sunday. Don’t turn on your television. That’s what they want you to do.

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  • Duped.

    Duped.

    As I explained yesterday: welcome to WWIII. Actually, we’ve been here for five years already; you’re just waking up. Take your time. I’m a religiously ex-communicated (I married a brown-chick once), Army veteran, hippie who hates war and religion. Mix them? Well, then you get what we have right here. We must stop listening to…

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  • AtuA/GWP Filming News Update

    2026 dream season kicks off now.

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  • Your dog-gone funny story of the day.

    The dog had his bone…and lost it. 325 dollars later, my pug, Ollie threw up this plastic bone that was on a Cubone Pokémon Lego figurine. Of course he loved on everyone at the emergency vet, while I pulled my hair out. Owning a supremely curious puppy is not for the weak. The culprit at…

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  • It Starts.

    It Starts.

    This is the least I could do.

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  • My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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  • I Did My Part.

    I Did My Part.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Tired.

    Tired.

    I discovered this musician and this song seven years ago. Had no idea how relevant it would still be. Angry. Share this with your friends. Anthem.

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  • I Hunt More Witches Before 7am Than Most People Do All Day

    Actually, my cat woke me up, I have an open floor-plan, and everyone’s still asleep. Let’s hunt witches. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • The Pusher

    The Pusher

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Buy This Now.

    Buy This Now.

    I’ve listened 5 times today, but the vinyl just arrived. Thank you @robzombieofficial for a fucking beautiful package; music and artwork. Things like this aren’t supposed to exist anymore. https://www.threads.com/@reverenddarecloud/post/DVSJJNCjF_A?xmt=AQF0vepkjOx3NgWDUumXqG1Qcok3keMMcyAeMfAsA70a4NKsJWhG38ZKeUg9mma8N7n1fsM&slof=1

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