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Which is the best restaurant in your city? I’m allergic to chicken, turkey, eggs, fish, seafood, and mushrooms. My wife has Celiac disease (gluten free or slow death). The best resturant in Dallas is Company Cafe on Lowest Greenville, since they can accommodate 90% of our dietary restrictions. Other than that, my own kitchen. I…
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I wish I had a porch swing big enough to hold all 29 of my followers. The sun is setting in Dallas. It’s incredibly hot, but bearable. I’m not the biggest fan of The Rolling Stones, but they’re doing the mood right. I’m half tempted to retrieve the acoustic, but I don’t want to move.…
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Space this one out over the weekend.
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It’s poetry I write in my porch swing, then I go crazy.
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Dr. Phil is softening up your Memaw.
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None of them. Meeting other authors was the biggest mistake of my writing career.
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It’s poetry I write in my porch swing, then come inside and do a lot of other things.
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Sat and wrote half of a song this morning with covfefe. Then, I had an idea… Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
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No dumping, kids. Also, did you ever think we’d be living in a world where our president had to smuggle himself in a food truck to avoid assassination, or where aliens are real? I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam. Tolkien
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When they opened the door to the catering truck and all the food was gone, did our President bust out a shameless Scooby Doo laugh?
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Let me know what you think in the comments. I really don’t want to drive to Ennis. -signed Laziest Paranormal Investigator OAT
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An hour away by train, and realized I failed to charge my mic. The new project is delayed by a day, but I get this instead. I miss you, New York! Until then… Dallas will do.
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The most unsettling thing you’ll see all day.
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For Memaw & Pepaw. Not mine; everyone’s.
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This movie has made over a billion dollars. No one truly gives a sh*t what I think.
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