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  • Witchfire – My first “successful” Iron Gate Castle run!
    April 23, 2026

    Witchfire – My first “successful” Iron Gate Castle run!

    No retreat, baby. No surrender.

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  • Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf
    April 23, 2026

    Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf

    Watch the video for details. This should open the doors for massive amounts of research and better movie viewing environments. Fruity Pebbles stock just went through the roof!See more at http://revdarecloud.comVideo appears courtesy of Forbes: https://youtu.be/l68I3Wo6oCc?si=6fhkNvLt8s-H48IW

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf
    April 23, 2026

    (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf

    This one is dedicated to my amazing wife, and to those who felt it necessary to make negative comments on my disabled veterans protest video. Don’t worry; I’ve got enough love to go around for all of you!Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome appears courtesy of Warner Bros.See more at http://revdarecloud.com

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  • Let’s Play: Did Piggert Eat? (place your bets)
    April 23, 2026

    Let’s Play: Did Piggert Eat? (place your bets)

    I’ve allowed my Hognose snake to think he’s the biggest, baddest, creature on the planet. I rarely show him who’s boss. Now he’s nearly uncontrollable, and it’s hilarious. I think this is how MAGA got started. Just let ’em believe they’re running things in Memaw’s basement…

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  • Signatures or Souls
    April 22, 2026

    Signatures or Souls

    The one thing I can’t seem to get off my mind lately is how I’m going to find her again. Through much trial and massive errors, I’ve landed on that miracle square much later in life than most. I’m talking about my wife. Even by the beliefs of the more commercialized religions, I’d be lucky…

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  • Yes, I’m The Nerd Who Livestreams Chess Games. Blow.
    April 22, 2026

    Yes, I’m The Nerd Who Livestreams Chess Games. Blow.

    It’s probably been about 35 years since I’ve played chess like this. My brothers and I were into it as children, because we were broke AF and the second controller broke on our Atari 5200. Mario Bros. sucked if all the other guy could do was sit and watch you kill turtles. That’s how serial…

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  • BREAKING: Conservatives SCAMMED for Thousands as Students Make FAKE MAGA…
    April 21, 2026

    BREAKING: Conservatives SCAMMED for Thousands as Students Make FAKE MAGA…

    Broke? Need money? You’re welcome.

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  • Disgusting: Capitol Police Arrest Dozens Of Disabled Veterans During Peaceful Protest.
    April 21, 2026

    Disgusting: Capitol Police Arrest Dozens Of Disabled Veterans During Peaceful Protest.

    I don’t talk about my time in the military much, and there’s a reason for that. It’s mostly a time in my life I wish I could forget, but my knees remind me; every minute, everyday. I never cared for national politics until the January 6th riots. Political party affiliation aside, I felt betrayed. After…

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  • Sunrise & Coffee @ Lake Cliff Park
    April 20, 2026

    Sunrise & Coffee @ Lake Cliff Park

    Took another beautiful stroll this morning. Enjoy, if possible!

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  • This Weekend’s Random
    April 19, 2026

    This Weekend’s Random

    Just a bit of this and that…

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  • No Man’s Sky Livestream
    April 19, 2026

    No Man’s Sky Livestream

    No Man’s Sky is a game about exploration and survival in an infinite procedurally generated universe. Official Game Page Galaxy: Spatula City Planet: Wayomisso xvi Base: Space Church Ship: The Sport Model & a busted ship named Kock-eyed Katie that I abandoned for later on planet sam. ID: RevDareCloud Captain’s Log: I have a bounty…

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  • (For Those Who Despise Reading) This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.
    April 19, 2026

    (For Those Who Despise Reading) This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.

    Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…

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  • This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.
    April 18, 2026

    This Is Why You Should Always Have Your Towel.

    Good morning, my people, and welcome to a fifty-six degree, stormy morning from my courtyard. If you think you smell a skunk; no you don’t. Precipitation times, unless it’s poop from an airplane toilet, are when our world is at it’s most beautiful. I can sense the greenery (planted) graciously thanking the mother for her…

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  • This week’s Random
    April 17, 2026

    This week’s Random

    I don’t have Facebook, Instagram, or Threads anymore, so I’m passing the insanity onto you!!! This was hanging in a therapist’s office. Are you sure? Two straws, please. How the west was weird. In stock now. Lots of them. Please get them out of my bedroom! Alamo Drafthouse played this in the pre-roll presentation before…

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  • No Man’s Sky Livestream (A much needed zone-out)
    April 17, 2026

    No Man’s Sky Livestream (A much needed zone-out)

    No Man’s Sky is a game about exploration and survival in an infinite procedurally generated universe. Official Game Page Galaxy: Spatula City Planet: WAyomisso xvi Base: Space Church Ship: The Sport Model & a busted ship named Kock-eyed Katie that I abandoned for later on planet sam. ID: RevDareCloud Captain’s Log: I have a bounty…

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  • Truth Rain
    April 17, 2026

    Truth Rain

    I like to microdose death,many hours a day,I slow my breath,and in my bed I lay,I close my weeping eyes,darkness encloses me,it’s demise without goodbye, the reaper still holds the key,I feel him,he is polishing his scythe, he’s muttering, “grim, grim, grim,” he is awaiting his tithe,maybe I’ll die soon,maybe it’ll be later,I’m wrapping in…

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  • Can’t Steal My Fire (a song for my Sam)
    April 17, 2026

    Can’t Steal My Fire (a song for my Sam)

    For a couple of years now, I’ve been writing songs about everything but my wife. She’s not like any girl I’ve ever been in a relationship with, and none of my sappy, gen x, glam metal ballads were going to do the trick. Nah, my baby’s a rebel, so she needed a protest song. Enjoy!Lyrics…

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  • Disturbing Photos of His Alien Experience – Amaury Rivera | DEBRIEFED ep…
    April 17, 2026

    Disturbing Photos of His Alien Experience – Amaury Rivera | DEBRIEFED ep…

    This one creeps me out. Take a journey with me…

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  • Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn – Book Trailer
    April 17, 2026

    Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn – Book Trailer

    Geez. I can’t believe the amount of money I used to pay other people to do this stuff. This is better than all of them. Teach a man to fish and yada yada yada… The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident,…

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  • Today is the 3 year anniversary of losing my dream job because some Tik Tokker got offended from a book I wrote 3 years before working there.
    April 16, 2026

    Today is the 3 year anniversary of losing my dream job because some Tik Tokker got offended from a book I wrote 3 years before working there.

    Does Six Flags Over Texas still support cancel culture? I’m still depressed about it.

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  • No Man’s Sky Livestream
    April 16, 2026

    No Man’s Sky Livestream

    No Man’s Sky is a game about exploration and survival in an infinite procedurally generated universe. Official Game Page Galaxy: Spatula City Planet: WAyomisso xvi Base: Space Church Ship: The Sport Model & a busted ship named Kock-eyed Katie that I abandoned for later on planet sam. ID: RevDareCloud Captain’s Log: I finally have my…

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  • Triangle UAP Rotating Alongside Two Other UAP – Captured From Flight Ove…
    April 16, 2026

    Triangle UAP Rotating Alongside Two Other UAP – Captured From Flight Ove…

    Thoughts on this one?

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  • (For Those Who Hate To Read) The Fixer Abides…
    April 16, 2026

    (For Those Who Hate To Read) The Fixer Abides…

    There’s an old guy (well, he’s older than me) in my neighborhood who I refer to as The Fixer. I have no idea who he is or where he comes from, but I know his purpose. If you hail from the rural south like I do, this guy’s infamous…

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  • The Fixer Abides…
    April 16, 2026

    The Fixer Abides…

    There’s an old guy (well, he’s older than me) in my neighborhood who I refer to as The Fixer. I have no idea who he is or where he comes from, but I know his purpose. If you hail from the rural south like I do, this guy’s infamous. Every minority “community” has one and,…

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  • Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
    April 15, 2026

    Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

    Now I REALLY want to go back to New York! Get ’em!

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