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It’s time to find out if Toby’s wife has been cheating on him with the sheriff! Grab the popcorn!
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I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…
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I kind of had one of those ‘hit your head on the toilet and invent the Flux Capacitor’ moments, so I’m pecking it out a tad emotional. My mind got a splash of how racist politics have truly become this morning (even though I was already well-aware; it doesn’t try to hide in Texas), and…
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I did my job this morning as a citizen of the United States of America. I voted. Let’s chew the fat. Standing right outside the door was a “Latinos For Trump” lady with a red, bead-azzled hat and MAGA t-shirt. Wearing campaign material in or near a polling place is ILLEGAL in Texas, but the…
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OK, I had to repost this one. Freaking Arizona lol.
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My entire Kindle catalog (minus Starving Zoe) is set at .99 cents per title. All proceeds between now and midnight will be donated to the “Pipes For Paragraphs” foundation of greater East Texas. It’s a non-profit organization that will trade a book for a meth pipe. Unfortunately, those books came from a nearby prison library,…
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Texas. I’ve lived here most of my 52 years. There’s Texas-sized savings, and Texas-editions, and Texas-tough, and Texas-toast. It all means dick. We like to pretend we are all rough and tumble, yeehaw unstoppable cowboys, but most truck owners here are scared to death to get them dirty. Pure white and detailed sitting in a…
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Back in 2019 – pre-pandemic, and when some folks still considered me to be “interesting” – I signed babies and kissed books in the same room with the director of this film, Sam Raimi. He and Bruce Campbell were rumored to be a couple of thankless twats on the horror convention circuit who treated their…
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Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…
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This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…
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