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Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.
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Can’t do it. Simply taking a shower is like being stoned and using your friend’s new car to go to Taco Bell at 2am. I’ve realized something about myself, or maybe I’m just being witty in the moment: It’s not that I’ve never known how to read the room; I’ve just insisted they read me
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Me and mine are sitting up drinking coffee in the hotel room doom scrolling. Outside the door, two maids are having a disagreement. I don’t speak espanol, so I cannot solve their issue or successfully intervene. Instead, I’m quoting aloud scenes from Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi”, translating like 3PO, and cracking-up my
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So you don’t have to! Austin “It’s Probably Nothing” conference!
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You may have read something similar to this over the years by poet Mary Stevenson, but, as far as I know, it’s a public beach. One night I dreamed I was rolling along the beach with Jeffrey.Many sexual assaults from my life flashed across the sky. Or maybe it was porn. I’m not sure; there
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Hello. All you shiny people. Tis the Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? First thing out the gate: thank you for being here! My flock is small, but growing. If you’re here, it means we have similar interests. I hope I meet or succeed your expectations on those subjects. The next few days may be UFO
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BIG PROBLEM: I’M SLIGHTLY COLOR BLIND TO SHADES OF COLOR. GUESS WHAT THIS GAME USES TO IDENTIFY UNBLOCKABLE ATTACKS. A RED OUTLINE IN A ROOM WITH LOTS OF RED. THIS IS CHALLENGING. I DON’T WIN THE FIGHT; I JUST STOP AFTER AN HOUR OF LOSING. I’LL TRY AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS. Today is the
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Ready to run around an abandoned, frozen Jedi temple in search of a new Kyber Crystal. You’ll never guess which color I choose… Also, I believe we’re getting pretty close to the end.
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Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the
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We’re three days past a full moon and everything feels off. I woke up and stepped directly into a disagreement, had a grumpy morning in the drop-off line, and none of my music gear wants to act right. I need to hit the reset button; end of story.
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