• What?

    What?

    The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in like an old radio western: the perfect bite-sized story with a main character you’re ready to follow through every adventure he finds himself on. So, tune in next…

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  • For Fans Of Jim Walker

    For Fans Of Jim Walker

    The time has come.

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  • Ninja, Please: DISD Stealth Vehicles “Gollum” Through Bishop Arts

    A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a piece on the DISD Road Pirates. This morning, I have new sightings! I’m going to start this piece off with facts: Dallas ISD PD is property of DISD until it’s convenient for them to be an addition to DPD. Their jurisdiction is officially listed as anything adjacent…

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  • It’s days like these…

    It’s days like these when I really miss alcohol. Even if I wasn’t drinking, it came with a convenient, “break in case of douchebag” weapon. Beer always had my back, but it tended to make me a little too giving with my front.

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  • VIP Entrance

    VIP Entrance

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Livestream – The Outlast Trials

    I LOVE Outlast 1 & 2. Can I handle this one? EXTREME violence warning. Ever heard of MK Ultra? Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • Livestream – Witchfire

    Livestream – Witchfire

    I’m streaming multiple titles for variety which, if you believe everything old people tell you, is the “spice” of life. Spice, on the other hand, is drugs in both the Dune and Star Wars universes. I saw a school bus at a whorehouse this morning. No lie. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free…

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  • Stay Classy

    Stay Classy

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • I’m calling it now…

    I’m calling it now…

    The Trump’s are aliens, and he’s going to tell us all at the State of the Union address tonight. It’s the only thing that would make it all make sense.

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  • Sizzle

    Sizzle

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • According to Forbes…

    According to Forbes…

    The largest employer in my hometown of Greenville, Texas – L3 Harris – is one of the largest ICE business partners in the world. Just gonna pop that in my pipe and smoke it…

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  • 30

    30

    Debt looms over me, like a shadow with teeth,it’s long gnarly nails,tap my shoulders in tandem, peering into my soul, Awakening shrilly, Barrages of alarms, Wake up, wake up, You’ve got nothing to do, A protégé child, Burnt out, 5’2 meat sack, Beg, Beg, Beg,Apply, Apply, Apply, Luminescent pixels glow, Upon weeping, tired eyes, 27,…

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  • Resident Evil VII Biohazard – Video 01 (nope)

    So, our guy gets a video from his girlfriend saying, “don’t come find me, ” after she’s been missing for three years. She’s from Texas, and missing in the bayous of Louisiana. Tweaker. Let her go, man. Let her go… Nothing much happens in the first hour, but it’s spooky af. Enjoy.

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  • Already.

    Already.

    It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it…

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  • Witchfire – Left My Wallet In El Segundo

    Sunday evening, still sick as a dog, and in the recovery zone. I ran in with all guns blazing…until I didn’t. Sent home with my tail between my legs. Be damned if I was going to leave all that money behind… Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in…

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  • The Look.

    The Look.

    “Is he watching alien shows again?”

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  • New Rob Zombie Pre-Ordered!

    The Great Satan Ghostly Black! I’ve heard a few of the singles, and gives me an early-2000’s vibe.

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  • Witchfire – 3 Balanced Runs; By My Standards

    I ate some bad Domino’s Pizza last night in Commerce, Texas. Had to cut my family visit short and drive home. I thought somehow I’d been chicken’d – I’m allergic to chicken, turkey, eggs. My daughter hit me up a few minutes ago, and the remainder of my pizza made her sick as well. Even…

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  • Cleanse.

    Cleanse.

    All hail the spiritual soap.

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  • I know it’s not a holiday, but you’re my person, my everything, and idgaf. I would bite someone for you, because that’s love.

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  • Sweeping Away The Goal Line

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Tis the Reverend, yada yada yada. So, there’s a little something I’ve been working on behind the scenes for a bit that’s going to give our readers at The Gonzo Wolf a completely new perspective when it comes to the atrocities playing out around us. I feel as…

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  • STOP!!!

    Team USA hockey; both men and women! ORGY NOW!!! Make super Olympic hockey babies!!! We only get one shot at this!!!

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  • 3 of 8

    3 of 8

    Sometimes I sneak back to where it began, put on some shades, and dodge the Klan.

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  • Mercy ‘Merce

    Mercy ‘Merce

    Porch Swing Poetry; Someone Else’s Porch.

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  • Witchfire – The 15 Minute w/Coffee Version

    This is one of the greatest games I’ve played in fifty years of gaming. I have nearly 300 hours and there’s still tons of stuff I haven’t done. Also, it’s Early Access! The game isn’t even finished yet! Final release is scheduled for next month. Pray this goes to consoles. For now, it’s on Steam…

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