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A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt
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I don’t play well with others – that’s a proven fact a dozen times over – but I really feel like playing tonight. Maybe they’ll all stay home. Perhaps if I announced I was coming, they’d stay home? It’s worth a try.
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Actually, about half an hour or so. Finally found this on vinyl! Happy Friday night, everyone. Make it memorable. We only get so many.
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It’s okay to be in your fifties, smoking between cars, dodging mall security, and thumbing through vinyl. Don’t let society’s expectations steal your fire. Be a fucking wizard.
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Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.
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Can’t do it. Simply taking a shower is like being stoned and using your friend’s new car to go to Taco Bell at 2am. I’ve realized something about myself, or maybe I’m just being witty in the moment: It’s not that I’ve never known how to read the room; I’ve just insisted they read me
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Me and mine are sitting up drinking coffee in the hotel room doom scrolling. Outside the door, two maids are having a disagreement. I don’t speak espanol, so I cannot solve their issue or successfully intervene. Instead, I’m quoting aloud scenes from Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi”, translating like 3PO, and cracking-up my
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So you don’t have to! Austin “It’s Probably Nothing” conference!
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You may have read something similar to this over the years by poet Mary Stevenson, but, as far as I know, it’s a public beach. One night I dreamed I was rolling along the beach with Jeffrey.Many sexual assaults from my life flashed across the sky. Or maybe it was porn. I’m not sure; there
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Hello. All you shiny people. Tis the Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? First thing out the gate: thank you for being here! My flock is small, but growing. If you’re here, it means we have similar interests. I hope I meet or succeed your expectations on those subjects. The next few days may be UFO
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The Gonzo Wolf 