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.” – Carl Poppa

  • It Ends With Us.
    April 28, 2026

    It Ends With Us.

    I told my doctor today to add an endoscopy to my already-scheduled colonoscopy coming up in two weeks. In return, I was given a sticker stating, “Today’s good mood is brought to you by weed.” I’m special; I get it. My thumbs are about to peck-out some radically off-the-wall shit (potentially). I can’t help it.…

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  • Dallas: Want to know what split the storm at the last second?
    April 28, 2026

    Dallas: Want to know what split the storm at the last second?

    There aren’t many photos of me and my baby because I’m just incredibly ugly. However, I made another guitar journey breakthrough tonight after plateauing a few months ago. Oddly enough, this horrible, tornadic thunderstorm split in half right before hitting downtown Dallas. I think you’re kind of welcome…

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  • Airplane hits Unidentified WHITE OBJECT at 8,500 feet after departure fr…
    April 28, 2026

    Airplane hits Unidentified WHITE OBJECT at 8,500 feet after departure fr…

    What are your thoughts on this one?

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  • Storm’s Coming; Make More Ducks!
    April 28, 2026

    Storm’s Coming; Make More Ducks!

    We’re all smoking quack.

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  • I Bought Land at the Area 51 Border | Here’s What I Saw When I Visited It
    April 28, 2026

    I Bought Land at the Area 51 Border | Here’s What I Saw When I Visited It

    Not me. This guy. I might do it next, though!

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) 86,400; Ready or Not, Here I Come!
    April 27, 2026

    (For Those Who Hate Reading) 86,400; Ready or Not, Here I Come!

    Well, hello, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…http://revdarecloud.com

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  • “86,400; Ready Or Not, Here I Come!”
    April 26, 2026

    “86,400; Ready Or Not, Here I Come!”

    Well, good evening, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…

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  • Former NSA Director Breaks Silence on UFOs
    April 26, 2026

    Former NSA Director Breaks Silence on UFOs

    Here we go, folks. Take a journey with me…

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  • Cheat Day
    April 26, 2026

    Cheat Day

    If you must, make it a good one.

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  • I guess it’s that time of year…
    April 25, 2026

    I guess it’s that time of year…

    I only turn this on anymore when we have company. That’s once or twice per year. Let’s face it; I don’t even like visiting me.

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  • Happy Anniversary, Satryn Dx!
    April 25, 2026

    Happy Anniversary, Satryn Dx!

    I began playing this game when a South Korean industrial spy sold me an arcade cabinet, or something like that. I’ve never gotten the whole story. Strange. Anyway, I’ve been playing this game for five years, and it still challenges me. At first, it looks like a Robotron clone, but it’s far from it. Here’s…

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  • This Week’s Random
    April 24, 2026

    This Week’s Random

    I no longer have any META accounts, so I’m passing the insanity onto you! I am nowhere, yet I am everywhere. I hooked my kid up with this game today. I wonder how long it will take him to find my planet, go to my base, leave on all the lights, and not flush… Tis…

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  • Witchfire – When Did Scarlet Coast Go Mental?
    April 24, 2026

    Witchfire – When Did Scarlet Coast Go Mental?

    I’ve played through this level a hundred times, but I don’t remember it ever being this intense.

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  • Reverend Weekend PSA
    April 24, 2026

    Reverend Weekend PSA

    This is important.

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  • A North Texas volunteer firefighter accused of child grooming
    April 24, 2026

    A North Texas volunteer firefighter accused of child grooming

    For every one, there’s ten who didn’t get caught. I hate that all videos from home advertise stupidity.

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  • The Greys Showed him his Children – Erik Nanstiel | DEBRIEFED ep. 85
    April 24, 2026

    The Greys Showed him his Children – Erik Nanstiel | DEBRIEFED ep. 85

    This one’s creepy. Take a journey with me…

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  • Witchfire – My first “successful” Iron Gate Castle run!
    April 23, 2026

    Witchfire – My first “successful” Iron Gate Castle run!

    No retreat, baby. No surrender.

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  • Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf
    April 23, 2026

    Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf

    Watch the video for details. This should open the doors for massive amounts of research and better movie viewing environments. Fruity Pebbles stock just went through the roof!See more at http://revdarecloud.comVideo appears courtesy of Forbes: https://youtu.be/l68I3Wo6oCc?si=6fhkNvLt8s-H48IW

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf
    April 23, 2026

    (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf

    This one is dedicated to my amazing wife, and to those who felt it necessary to make negative comments on my disabled veterans protest video. Don’t worry; I’ve got enough love to go around for all of you!Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome appears courtesy of Warner Bros.See more at http://revdarecloud.com

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  • Let’s Play: Did Piggert Eat? (place your bets)
    April 23, 2026

    Let’s Play: Did Piggert Eat? (place your bets)

    I’ve allowed my Hognose snake to think he’s the biggest, baddest, creature on the planet. I rarely show him who’s boss. Now he’s nearly uncontrollable, and it’s hilarious. I think this is how MAGA got started. Just let ’em believe they’re running things in Memaw’s basement…

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  • Signatures & Souls
    April 22, 2026

    Signatures & Souls

    The one thing I can’t seem to get off my mind lately is how I’m going to find her again. Through much trial and massive errors, I’ve landed on that miracle square much later in life than most. I’m talking about my wife. Even by the beliefs of the more commercialized religions, I’d be lucky…

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  • Yes, I’m The Nerd Who Livestreams Chess Games. Blow.
    April 22, 2026

    Yes, I’m The Nerd Who Livestreams Chess Games. Blow.

    It’s probably been about 35 years since I’ve played chess like this. My brothers and I were into it as children, because we were broke AF and the second controller broke on our Atari 5200. Mario Bros. sucked if all the other guy could do was sit and watch you kill turtles. That’s how serial…

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  • BREAKING: Conservatives SCAMMED for Thousands as Students Make FAKE MAGA…
    April 21, 2026

    BREAKING: Conservatives SCAMMED for Thousands as Students Make FAKE MAGA…

    Broke? Need money? You’re welcome.

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  • Disgusting: Capitol Police Arrest Dozens Of Disabled Veterans During Peaceful Protest.
    April 21, 2026

    Disgusting: Capitol Police Arrest Dozens Of Disabled Veterans During Peaceful Protest.

    I don’t talk about my time in the military much, and there’s a reason for that. It’s mostly a time in my life I wish I could forget, but my knees remind me; every minute, everyday. I never cared for national politics until the January 6th riots. Political party affiliation aside, I felt betrayed. After…

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  • Sunrise & Coffee @ Lake Cliff Park
    April 20, 2026

    Sunrise & Coffee @ Lake Cliff Park

    Took another beautiful stroll this morning. Enjoy, if possible!

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