• The last of my Monday magic…

    Okay, all you shiny, happy people… I’m spent. I mustered up what I had left to offer this unto the universe. Have a beautiful Monday.

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  • The “Farce” Is With Us

    The one thing I waited for during last night’s Superb Owl had nothing at all to do with Football. I’m a hockey fan, peeps. I haven’t watched a football game in 26 years, and I’d prefer to keep that record climbing. Do they still celebrate after running three feet and tripping over their own feet?

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  • Once you’ve reached your preferred morning level of consciousness…

    Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,

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  • I’ve been through the desert on a horse named Poon…

    To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all he once knew. Forgiveness is overrated. Death

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  • Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Video 09

    Although better than most that’ve come after, there hasn’t been a castle nor vania – whatever that may be. This is reskinned God of War and every other franchise developed when this originally released. You could’ve called this game anything but Castlevania.

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  • Ceremony is everything…

    Ceremony is everything…

    Phooey on those who don’t believe.

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  • Not making fun; trying to wake you.

    But also, FU. With love.

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  • Rev-iew: The Abyss: Special Edition (1989)

    I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,

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  • Wake Up

    Wake Up

    My cat woke me up at 4:30 am. These are random thoughts I had while lying there staring at the ceiling: Happy Sunday, lovelies!

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 19 – Final Video

    And the award for slowest, longest credits in a video game goes to… Good story. I’ll play the sequel soon.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 18

    I believe in transparency, so I must confess. I had to lower the difficulty to beat this guy, and be damned if he’s not the last boss! We’re getting close, though.

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  • Tis been a min…

    Tis been a min…

    …since I’ve waxed-poetic from the porch swing. An eventful weekend, to be sure. The kind that will get mentioned at my funeral.  I woke of my own accord. Four then five then six then fuck it all. Sirens wailed their ballads letting me know I’s home; indeed. All plans born of lunacy; squashed, swept below,

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  • Fingernails & Fur

    Fingernails & Fur

    Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds

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