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  • Somewhere In Hollywood…

    Somewhere In Hollywood…

    Somewhere in Hollywood there is a foley artist telling a D level actress: “Okay, here is a digital voice recorder. Next time you rub one out, press this little record button. I’ll be using it for the scene when you break out of the coffin.” Insert side-eye. “Or… Since you’re…

    Sep 26, 2026
    Film
    Books, Dallas, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, writing
  • Now, If I Were A…

    Now, If I Were A…

    Now, if I were a terrorist organization, and I’m not, I would low-key train people to work these drone shows, and then turn Godzilla, Star Wars, Captain America, or whatever the f*ck these people were gawking over, on the crowd. I know, this is some “Joker Level”, nightmarish shenanigans, but…

    Sep 26, 2026
    Preach, Breathe.
    Rev Dare Cloud, life, Poons, Books, Music, Dallas, writing, Poetry, Gaming, Film
  • Weekend Ritual Awakenings

    Weekend Ritual Awakenings

    Beat-ed, Repeated, Super-Neat-ed. Welcome To The Weekend.

    Sep 26, 2026
    The gonzo Wolf
    Preach
  • Saturday Reminder

    Saturday Reminder

    Tell yo MAGA mama.

    Sep 26, 2026
    Breathe.
    capitalist poons
  • Pursue UAP Release #6 — The UFO Files The Government Still Can’t Find

    Pursue UAP Release #6 — The UFO Files The Government Still Can’t Find

    Friday night with George & Jeremy!

    Sep 25, 2026
    Aliens
    weaponized
  • Support Your Local Cat-Video Maker

    Support Your Local Cat-Video Maker

    We are powerless without them.

    Sep 25, 2026
    cats, Preach
    Books, Dallas, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, writing
  • The Secret Alien Exchange Program – Journey to Serpo | pt. 2

    The Secret Alien Exchange Program – Journey to Serpo | pt. 2

    Continue a journey with me…

    Sep 25, 2026
    Aliens
    swap
  • Friday.

    Friday.

    He totally did.

    Sep 25, 2026
    ‘tics
    yer boy
  • Celebs arrested at anti-Netanyahu protest in New York

    Celebs arrested at anti-Netanyahu protest in New York

    Dammit, Janet! Love you, Susan!

    Sep 25, 2026
    ‘tics
    fascism
  • The Confrontation

    The Confrontation

    Just when you think everything is going so well…

    Sep 24, 2026
    Breathe.
    accountability
  • Railroader – Wednesday Morning Loose Ends

    Railroader – Wednesday Morning Loose Ends

    At what age is it most appropriate to cease making “your mom” jokes?

    Sep 24, 2026
    Gaming
    Rev Dare Cloud, life, Poons, Books, Music, Dallas, writing, Poetry, Gaming, Film
  • Wrist Surgery Update

    Wrist Surgery Update

    Thank you for caring. Here’s something for your troubles.

    Sep 24, 2026
    Music
    Books, Dallas, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, writing
  • Day Drinker (2027) Official Teaser – Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Pen…

    Day Drinker (2027) Official Teaser – Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Pen…

    Please let this be good!!!

    Sep 24, 2026
    Film
    Depp
  • Star Wars Zero Company Cycle 12

    Star Wars Zero Company Cycle 12

    I’ve been busy.

    Sep 24, 2026
    Gaming
    Rev Dare Cloud, life, Poons, Books, Music, Dallas, writing, Poetry, Gaming, Film
  • Life is getting nonsensically expensive…

    Life is getting nonsensically expensive…

    And I still have a substantial reward available for anyone who can tell me the name of the person(s) responsible for having me fired from the railroad at Six Flags Over Texas via a Tik Tok video a few years ago. Loyalty or gasoline? Friendship or food? Easy money.’ Yes,…

    Sep 24, 2026
    Breathe.
    Books, Dallas, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, writing
  • King Ranch

    King Ranch

    Just gonna leave this right here…

    Sep 24, 2026
    Poons
    Fuck Texas Pride
  • Congressman Says the UFO Over Iran Is “Legit”

    Congressman Says the UFO Over Iran Is “Legit”

    Good stuff!

    Sep 23, 2026
    Aliens
    ufo
  • Rev-iew: “Call The Midwife”

    Rev-iew: “Call The Midwife”

    So, I was sitting here doing the virtual railroading thing (see the video below), when I allowed my hearing to wander elsewhere than my own mind. The television from behind my head, currently controlled by the wife, is blaring the most godawful of Harry Potter movies of them all. I…

    Sep 23, 2026
    television
    Books, Dallas, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, writing
  • Railroader – The Gonzo Railroad Rides Again

    Railroader – The Gonzo Railroad Rides Again

    Diesel?

    Sep 23, 2026
    Gaming
    Rev Dare Cloud, life, Poons, Books, Music, Dallas, writing, Poetry, Gaming, Film
  • We Can’t Have Nice Things

    We Can’t Have Nice Things

    Faux Features of Dallas, Texas.

    Sep 23, 2026
    Dallas
    Books, Dallas, family, fiction, Film, Gaming, life, Music, Poetry, Poons, Rev Dare Cloud, short story, writing
  • Deep Ellum invites Dallas to ‘Go Deep’ as it looks to promote growth in …

    Deep Ellum invites Dallas to ‘Go Deep’ as it looks to promote growth in …

    It’s not Deep Ellum, Todd. It’s Lowest Greenville Ave Jr.

    Sep 23, 2026
    Dallas
    Deep Ellum
  • “Christian Woman” (Original Song) | South Park

    “Christian Woman” (Original Song) | South Park

    Wednesday morning sing along.

    Sep 23, 2026
    family
    south park
  • The Tehran UFO Situation Just Got A LOT Crazier..

    The Tehran UFO Situation Just Got A LOT Crazier..

    We already have disclosure. She lives in the White House. Scary chick. Those eyes.

    Sep 22, 2026
    Aliens
    ufo
  • Tuesday Confession

    Tuesday Confession

    I sang and played for a couple of hours this morning, but recorded nothing worth saving. I’m sure my imaginary guardian feels the same way when it goes to bed at night. I had fun, though. Not sure I care much about recording anymore. The more time I spend around…

    Sep 22, 2026
    Preach
    Music
  • The only way we know it’s Fall in Texas…

    The only way we know it’s Fall in Texas…

    Good luck finding an air pump that hasn’t been beaten to death or stolen in Dallas.

    Sep 22, 2026
    Dallas
    fall
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