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Prince Connor Wrath is beyond bored with his royal lifestyle. Receiving nothing but the most mundane tasks in the name of his kingly father, and even less respect than the court jester, he dreams of a life beyond the land of Lynnwood. There’s only one catch: The gods of old have forbade travel past the…
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This was several months of trial an error. I used my storyteller skills to describe a food memory, and she used her super-wife magic to bring it to life. Recap: there was a dish at a defunct resturant in my hometown that I hadn’t eaten since my twenties. It was the owner’s family recipe and…
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Sirens. Eternal f’ing sirens. They meet each other, east to west, like two lost souls… …only they can’t honk at one another because their sirens are on. Wasted opportunities. A block party rages beyond my window. Luckily, the sirens aren’t headed there. Several someone’s are celebrating something, and they’re more powerful. My porch strumming buddy,…
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I dropped to one knee during my best Paul McCartney impression, and asked this little lady to journey forth with me into the abyss. I ripped my fabled Black Book in half and… Here we stand; strong as ever.
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My grandson Jensen hails by a different kind of family. He turns 2 this week, and this is my second time to meet him. He knows me, though. I see it in his eyes. The unspoken bond between master and apprentice lol.
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Sometimes being family means making difficult decisions. Killing is a decision, but it gets easier with time. Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon…
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Does the “Return of the Jedi” of the 2026 Disclosure Trilogy stick the landing? Roswell style?
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Take a journey with me… Disclaimer: I don’t know why Corbell is being such an a-hole in this interview. I had just purchased his documentary to watch afterward, but I had it refunded. This is not the field of research to try to be a f’ing rock star. I’m incredibly disappointed. Redaction: we can smell…
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Isn’t it great to go to bed after laughing? I mean, unless you went to bed, and she’s laughing, and you’re not. You get the idea. I just mean that I hope this smile is the last thing that crosses your face tonight. Now, check out the pic my wife got of our derp cat!
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This was how I spent my day: Pac Man, guitar, SRV, repeat. It’s dual-vinyl, so there’s enough Stevie to go around. I’m not a bum; I got all the important things done early so I could play all afternoon. There were recordings made, but they weren’t good enough to share. I’m still tweaking all the…
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spitting through gnashed teeth,come demise or flood,my art, my soul, my flesh,it will matter,I am done being the ever pleasant,ever amicable,ever agreeable, good girl, I will not longer be the shadow, of the entity that seeded an entity,I am my own fucking person, If I want something, I myself will pursue,glaring, bleeding, sweating uphill,no more…
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I’m alive. Don’t buy a lotto ticket. It’s a farce. Today, at age 52, I had my first colonoscopy and endoscopy. Neither of the procedures were terrible – even though I was heavily sedated – but the prep was a nightmare. 24 hour clear liquid diet with a bottle of volcano-butt to top it off.…
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We must track down the individual responsible for the idea of colonoscopy prep, find his living relatives, and livestream them all drinking it. Last to finish has to listen to RFK Jr. read Green Eggs & Ham while they’re in the bathroom for six hours.
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Like cozy games? Like trains? TBH, I only love one of those things, but my love for one leads to the other. This is a fairly new indie game and sells on Steam for $12. Imagine “FTL” with trains.
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Jesse’s newest! Happy Mother’s Day?
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This is my wife. All she wanted for Mother’s Day was to be left to her own devices. Currently, she’s zesting limes by hand to try and replicate this Key Lime Pie that changed my world at this little place called The Cottage Cafe in Cle Elum, Washington. Me and my traveling buddy Jim (who…
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