• Monday – A Poem

    Monday – A Poem

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • They’re Porking Us, But Just The Tip

    What in the hell type of photo did AI just generate from the following passage? Just when I thought it was time to pick up my guitar, my creative flow took another route. That’s right; the bathroom. Not to be the bearer of too much information, but I’ve been spending a lot of time there…

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  • Stray – Video 03

    Stray – Video 03

    It’s a chilly morning in Dallas; the kind when the smoke hangs heavy in the air, teases familiar shapes, and then flies away to see what they’re doing on the other side of town. Just think: if everyone stopped and did that all at once, how wonderful of a world it would be. Metaphorically, I…

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  • I Needed A New Background

    Pay me money, Epiphone!

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  • Damn The Reaper

    Damn The Reaper

    It’s been a minute since I’ve spent some quality time in Dead Cells. I really needed to hear this soundtrack! Gotta be quick… I wasn’t quick enough…

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  • The Roman Empire’s Final Mistake — America Is Repeating It by 2026

    Here’s a great Sunday family dinner topic. Get the kiddos on the same page. They’ll need to get those rifles zeroed at PE.

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  • Witchfire – Another Afternoon Of Near Misses

    If you’ve been watching me play this game over the last few months, then you know how crazy it can get. With the recent updates, it’s almost like a completely new game at times. There’s no commentary in this video so you don’t need to mute the volume for the kids and my potty mouth.…

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  • Something Clicked. Again.

    Something Clicked. Again.

    Last night, I put the Epiphone Hummingbird away on the rack with Dirty Nez (The Ibanez 3/4 size campfire strummer I traded musician Tommy Wayne Cross for my PS4. There’s only so many times I could run through The Last of Us without breaking down into tears. Again, I was single, I had time to…

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  • Make A Wish

    Make A Wish

    “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her…

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  • Someone Needs This.

    Someone Needs This.

    I’ve done this my entire writing career. In the beginning, I was incredibly confident and found it fun. Then, my partner tired of all the attention coming to me. She convinced me what I was doing was narcissistic, and that people were tiring of it. Translation: people can’t know about your personal life when all…

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  • Thank You, New Subscribers!

    I’m just now taking a moment to breathe and look at the big picture. I’ve had a few of you subscribe to my nonsense this week, and I thank you for it. I just type what’s on my mind, no matter how bizarre. Let’s set the tone… I’m not sure what my plans are for…

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  • The World We Live In

    The World We Live In

    If I can do it, anyone can.

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  • Runnoft

    Runnoft

    Porch Swang Poetry

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  • Captain America Leaves His Post To Tell Me Photography Is Illegal – Fort…

    James Freeman has gone from my hometown to my other old stomping grounds: Ft. Huachuca, AZ! Unfortunately, they’re still not teaching them worth AF. Both places.

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  • I Hope It Was Still Under Warranty

    I know many of the things I speak about on this page are extraordinary, but that’s always been my life. I make up things for a living, and I can’t make this stuff up. I mean, I could, but I don’t need to. It actually happens. My wife was on the couch doing some course…

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  • See What We’re Missing?

    Ok, I don’t know who the dude in the cover photo is, but he looks suburban-white-male and in shock. Isn’t that how you get views? Please enjoy the following video. See? See what we’re missing? While we’re all watching Donnie Dorko do his best Doctor Evil impression, we’re missing out on things like this! It’s…

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  • The Morning Livesteam – Witchfire

    It’s another one of those mornings when I’m awake and no one else is. Damn the open floor plan when it comes to sleeping arrangements. This is Witchfire. It’s in ‘early access’ on both Steam and Epic. It will fully release sometime in 2026. I have nearly 250 hours on this game, it’s still challenging,…

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  • How’s Your Butt Enjoying That Seat? Comfy?

    Boy, you know it’s going to be a good one when the AI image generator won’t even touch it… It’s a chilly morning in Dallas. No birds are fighting each other outside my writing window for bits of seed. Also, the guy across the way who’s been roofing his own house all by himself isn’t…

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  • Rev-iew: Deathstalker (2025 Film)

    I saw the trailer for this film at Alamo Drafthouse when I watched what I believed to be a less-than-stellar interpretation of Frankenstein. Many cinephiles, some I respect, would claim otherwise. This is why you watch everything regardless, and then use reviews to spark debate. Or bash the opposing side on social media. Some find…

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  • Generosity In Cataclysm

    Generosity In Cataclysm

    I don’t speak “book” much anymore…

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  • Boom.

    Boom.

    Big, Bada-Boom.

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  • Cloud Philosophy

    Cloud Philosophy

    If you watched the Area 52 video I shared earlier today, then you’ll remember that the firefighters who captured the being claimed it cried like that of a child. I’ve heard this many times over the years from different extraterrestrial encounter reports. Even Spielberg used a sort of crying/whimpering sound for E.T.’s voice forty-ish years…

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  • Goodnight, Strange World

    Goodnight, Strange World

    Sleep with one eye open.

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  • DFW-ish UFO Sightings

    DFW-ish UFO Sightings

    Ok, I know Georgetown isn’t DFW, but there were two reports on January 2nd. I was staying in Georgetown on January 2nd! Lucky me! Therefore, Here are two more officially reported UFO sightings from last week in my neighborhood. All information provided by nuforc.org NUFORC UFO Sighting 194996 Occurred: 2026-01-02 18:27 LocalReported: 2026-01-02 20:14 PacificDuration: 5 minutesNo of…

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