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I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,…
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My cat woke me up at 4:30 am. These are random thoughts I had while lying there staring at the ceiling: Happy Sunday, lovelies!
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And the award for slowest, longest credits in a video game goes to… Good story. I’ll play the sequel soon.
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I believe in transparency, so I must confess. I had to lower the difficulty to beat this guy, and be damned if he’s not the last boss! We’re getting close, though.
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…since I’ve waxed-poetic from the porch swing. An eventful weekend, to be sure. The kind that will get mentioned at my funeral. I woke of my own accord. Four then five then six then fuck it all. Sirens wailed their ballads letting me know I’s home; indeed. All plans born of lunacy; squashed, swept below,…
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Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…
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A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt…
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I don’t play well with others – that’s a proven fact a dozen times over – but I really feel like playing tonight. Maybe they’ll all stay home. Perhaps if I announced I was coming, they’d stay home? It’s worth a try.
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Actually, about half an hour or so. Finally found this on vinyl! Happy Friday night, everyone. Make it memorable. We only get so many.
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It’s okay to be in your fifties, smoking between cars, dodging mall security, and thumbing through vinyl. Don’t let society’s expectations steal your fire. Be a fucking wizard.
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Said at lunch: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like breathing farts just because it’s air.
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Can’t do it. Simply taking a shower is like being stoned and using your friend’s new car to go to Taco Bell at 2am. I’ve realized something about myself, or maybe I’m just being witty in the moment: It’s not that I’ve never known how to read the room; I’ve just insisted they read me…
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Me and mine are sitting up drinking coffee in the hotel room doom scrolling. Outside the door, two maids are having a disagreement. I don’t speak espanol, so I cannot solve their issue or successfully intervene. Instead, I’m quoting aloud scenes from Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi”, translating like 3PO, and cracking-up my…
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So you don’t have to! Austin “It’s Probably Nothing” conference!
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You may have read something similar to this over the years by poet Mary Stevenson, but, as far as I know, it’s a public beach. One night I dreamed I was rolling along the beach with Jeffrey.Many sexual assaults from my life flashed across the sky. Or maybe it was porn. I’m not sure; there…
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Hello. All you shiny people. Tis the Reverend; who would’ve thunk it? First thing out the gate: thank you for being here! My flock is small, but growing. If you’re here, it means we have similar interests. I hope I meet or succeed your expectations on those subjects. The next few days may be UFO…
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BIG PROBLEM: I’M SLIGHTLY COLOR BLIND TO SHADES OF COLOR. GUESS WHAT THIS GAME USES TO IDENTIFY UNBLOCKABLE ATTACKS. A RED OUTLINE IN A ROOM WITH LOTS OF RED. THIS IS CHALLENGING. I DON’T WIN THE FIGHT; I JUST STOP AFTER AN HOUR OF LOSING. I’LL TRY AGAIN IN A FEW DAYS. Today is the…
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Ready to run around an abandoned, frozen Jedi temple in search of a new Kyber Crystal. You’ll never guess which color I choose… Also, I believe we’re getting pretty close to the end.
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