• Rev-iew: Almost-Legal Texas Weed.

    For the last few months, I’ve been privy to a small dispensary that’s already dishing out the “on again, off again”, “legal” Texas cannibis. It’s shit. Genetically altered Oklahoma shake that’ll muck up your pipe as well as your lungs. Also, they’ve done something to it to make it addictive. It feels to me a…

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  • Stranger In A Strange Land

    I’m not an Air B&B fan. Random books, cheap, uncomfortable furniture, and a million rules taped all over the house so you won’t irritate the owner. I need to know more about a house before I can be comfortable. Did someone die here? What were the circumstances? Do you have nocturnal scorpion issues that would…

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  • Demand Disclosure In 2026!

    Demand Disclosure In 2026!

    Dammit, weve been asking ourselves where the ducks go for decades. In 2026, all will be revealed. Demand full duck disclosure. It’ll be quacktastic.

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  • New Year’s Baby

    New Year’s Baby

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Highway Rambling

    Highway Rambling

    Dude. I love being married to a city chick. When we go out of town, we can split the driving right down the middle, and I don’t need to worry about her freaking out or locking up at the first sign of strange traffic. It gives me time to write. This is her. It’s cute.…

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  • If It’s A Fast Ship…

    If It’s A Fast Ship…

    There’s nothing more terrifying than walking into a Texas Interstate Quik Trip with a head full of (nearly) legal tree. F**k Disneyland; that’s the closest thing to the Mos Eisley Cantina experience you can get! What’s your Resolution? Comment below; be safe.

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  • Covfefe & Skyrim

    Covfefe & Skyrim

    I’ve decided to give Skyrim another chance. Lazy morning. Everyone’s still asleep. Want to watch me die?

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  • Reverend’s New Year

    Reverend’s New Year

    I’ve got some traveling to do today, so I’m not sure how active I’ll be between now and tonight. Please be safe out there. I need you. 2026 Resolutions: Read daily. Take a book to the pooper instead of my phone. 2026 Predictions: Trump’s death Alien disclosure Official WWIII declaration Buckle up, folks. I have…

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  • DFW UFO Report

    DFW UFO Report

    Frisco? Lame…

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  • I Shouldn’t Be Alive (Virtually) – The Morning Witchfire Livestream

    It was one of those mornings when everyone else was still asleep. No narration. Damn the open floorplan. I dip in, I dip back, and then I go into what I can assume was the Michael Bay update. It was the craziest game of Witchfire I’ve played, and I believe I have almost 250 hours…

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  • Rev-iew: Project Whisker (Book)

    Project Whisker: Alien Theories About Cats by Reggie & Eva Francis

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  • Witchfire – Irongate Irony

    I’m hesitating to begin a new title, but I’m still very much in love with this game. Looking forward to the final release. Searching for a new read? The Dime Western Returns! “Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in…

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  • Porch Swing Poetry: Bishop Arts New Year (Video)

    So this is something new…

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  • All Hail The Afternoon Bowl

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Or Else

    Or Else

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • A Taste of Home: Chapter One

    But first, let me explain…

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  • Bishop Arts New Year

    Bishop Arts New Year

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Rational Irrationalizations

    Rational Irrationalizations

    We’re taught from a very early age that our life can be snuffed out at any moment. Kicking, screaming, or silently in our sleep… It’s coming. That said, there are times when I feel guilty or even selfish that I’ve allowed others to get attached to me knowing that I could blink out mid- You…

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  • Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    There was a time when an A24 film was an event. Now, between them and Neon, every film is an indie winner. But… doesn’t that make it mainstream? So, is it only an independent film if it’s done by someone other than A24 or Neon? I’m so confused. Let’s see what the fine folks at…

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  • Autism Detection In 1983

    Autism Detection In 1983

    If you could beat this game when it was in the arcades, you were special. There were no move guides and there were NO CONTINUES. Fifty cents, five lives, good luck. The kids who tried to convince you that this game was the devil all still make fun of you on Facebook from the safety…

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  • Come On Down, Dallas!

    Come On Down, Dallas!

    Have you ever wondered what goes on in that huge, old building near the railroad tracks? The one that has the “Southside On Lamar” sign on top? Come to the basement… That’s where all the cool kids hang out. Tonight, I’m playing “Black Cat Thicket Blues” for an audience. Hope to see you (but not…

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  • PULL!!!

    PULL!!!

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Home.

    Home.

    Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and…

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  • Misplaced

    Misplaced

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • MASSIVE Black Triangle UFOs Spotted! – A52 Hotline Special – ep 69

    Take a journey with me! Thank you, Area 52, for another great video. See you in February!

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