• Thank you!

    Thank you!

    A special thanks to all my new subs! Don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments section, on the About page, or via email at Chad@RevDareCloud.Com. Let’s see what tomorrow brings! I hope it’s aliens… It sure beats crusty, old, rich pedos.

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  • Rev-iew: Predator Badlands (2025)

    Predator was one of those eighties films that blew my young mind when it released. My mom brought it home from her job at the drug store, which also housed the towns only video rental store and comic book rack. I purchased a dozen or so of the original Marvel Transformers comics from there. See?…

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  • The time has come…

    The time has come…

    Porch Swing Poetry; Beware, I’m In A Mood.

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  • A Taste Of Home, Chapter 04 – Narrated by Rev. Dare Cloud

    It’s time to find out if Toby’s wife has been cheating on him with the sheriff! Grab the popcorn!

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  • And now to piss off the smart kids.

    I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…

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  • I write the kind of stuff that AI image generators won’t interpret into a photo. You’re welcome.

    I kind of had one of those ‘hit your head on the toilet and invent the Flux Capacitor’ moments, so I’m pecking it out a tad emotional. My mind got a splash of how racist politics have truly become this morning (even though I was already well-aware; it doesn’t try to hide in Texas), and…

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  • Dallas Duty

    Dallas Duty

    I did my job this morning as a citizen of the United States of America. I voted. Let’s chew the fat. Standing right outside the door was a “Latinos For Trump” lady with a red, bead-azzled hat and MAGA t-shirt. Wearing campaign material in or near a polling place is ILLEGAL in Texas, but the…

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  • Someone Screamed

    Someone Screamed

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • In Celebration Of My Ex-Wife’s Birthday…

    My entire Kindle catalog (minus Starving Zoe) is set at .99 cents per title. All proceeds between now and midnight will be donated to the “Pipes For Paragraphs” foundation of greater East Texas. It’s a non-profit organization that will trade a book for a meth pipe. Unfortunately, those books came from a nearby prison library,…

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  • Livestream – Star Wars Squadrons Video 05

    Ready for our next mission?

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  • Ash Wednesday

    Ash Wednesday

    I mean…

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  • “Texas” Logic.

    “Texas” Logic.

    Texas. I’ve lived here most of my 52 years. There’s Texas-sized savings, and Texas-editions, and Texas-tough, and Texas-toast. It all means dick. We like to pretend we are all rough and tumble, yeehaw unstoppable cowboys, but most truck owners here are scared to death to get them dirty. Pure white and detailed sitting in a…

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  • Rev-iew: Send Help (2026)

    Rev-iew: Send Help (2026)

    Back in 2019 – pre-pandemic, and when some folks still considered me to be “interesting” – I signed babies and kissed books in the same room with the director of this film, Sam Raimi. He and Bruce Campbell were rumored to be a couple of thankless twats on the horror convention circuit who treated their…

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  • I kind of dig it sometimes; no lie…

    Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…

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  • Rev-iew: Bill & Ted Face The Music

    This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…

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  • Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Da…

    Donald Trump blocked this from television last night. I’m NOT a Christian, but every Christian should watch this. Thank you.

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  • The Gonzo Wolf: Intro/Disclosure?

    We’re going to get there, or we won’t. I don’t think we little people have anything to do with the outcome. As a great man once said: “Buy the ticket; take the ride.” Smile for the photo. They’re important later in life.

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  • Mandalorian and Grogu Official Trailer!!!

    Not gonna lie. I’m crying like a kid with a skinned knee. Do kids still get those? Don’t they require you to go outside?

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  • Skyscraper

    Skyscraper

    I found this poem tucked away in a random folder, as well as some stuff I don’t even remember writing! I remember this, though. I moved into an office, hoping GWP would turn into something I no longer have the desire or energy for. It was in a high-rise in downtown Dallas, and be damned…

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  • Squirrel

    Squirrel

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Monday Livestream – Star Wars Squadrons Video 04

    It’s February 16th, aka Palpatine’s Day! Let’s fly around and give him a black eye, shall we?

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  • Post VD Weekend (the day, not the ‘doh’)

    My wife and I aren’t the kind of people who go all out on each other for a holiday. Instead, we throw down big here and there whenever the want arises. Valentines Day weekend was just like any other in our house, with just a bit more of a theme. I grabbed her a couple…

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  • Disclosure? Check.

    Disclosure? Check.

    I find it hilarious that humanity gets disclosure as a throw-away question. Donald Trump has fought to be the official disclosure president since his first term. President Obama just rolled over his ass on a podcast like a true pimp. I respect Brian Tyler Cohen as an independent journalist, and I believe Barack Obama to…

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