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Ladies, they’re ALL UP IN THERE, aren’t they?
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Of all the songs I’ve written over the past couple of years, this one feels the most legit. This morning, I thought it was time to give it one more shot out into the universe before I hit the studio. This song is about my high school sweetheart Lisa Rosselot. We split after graduation, but…
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Terrified of old hospitals? Perfect.
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A guy was shot and killed on a DART train a few nights ago by a guy in a hockey mask with an AK-47. I don’t own an AK-47.
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Did you know it’s “illegal” to tell an officer to “shut up” in McKinney, Texas? Neither did I.
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I’ve never been forced to live as a criminal; I just did it for fun with my friends in high school. None of those shenanigans never involved a bicycle lock, otherwise I’d been caught quickly. Who makes these things? I lost my extra key to my bike lock; one of those numbers with the plastic…
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The tea kettle whistles, the glam metal playeth, and the fingers tickle keys, dreaming woes for invisible schmucks. Have a wonderful (insert measurement of time).
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A leading hemp industry organization has sent a letter to President Donald Trump, applauding him for his role in legalizing the crop during his first term and imploring him to prevent Congress from “reversing” the reform by banning hemp products containing any amount of THC. In the letter—which is being accompanied by an online petition……
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Stuckman is a genuine soul and I can’t wait to see his debut – Rev.
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Disclaimer: Yada Yada Wuss Yada.
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Two DART train shootings in one week. How are those security guards working for you. Dallas?
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At least 6 people from my past have contacted me in one form or another this week for the first time since the “divorc-insurr-elect-ademic”. This both angers and frightens me. You don’t have to touch the kettle to know it’s still hot, especially if it never stopped blowing steam. Well, I don’t know who this…
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Depression has set in. I had a second round of shots in my wrists for tendinitis and am under doctors orders not to play guitar for two weeks. It’s been six days. Also, my wife is out of town on business. FML, right? Nope. I’m playing. I don’t own the rights to this music, but…
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