• Already.

    Already.

    It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it…

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  • Witchfire – Left My Wallet In El Segundo

    Sunday evening, still sick as a dog, and in the recovery zone. I ran in with all guns blazing…until I didn’t. Sent home with my tail between my legs. Be damned if I was going to leave all that money behind… Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in…

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  • The Look.

    The Look.

    “Is he watching alien shows again?”

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  • New Rob Zombie Pre-Ordered!

    The Great Satan Ghostly Black! I’ve heard a few of the singles, and gives me an early-2000’s vibe.

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  • Witchfire – 3 Balanced Runs; By My Standards

    I ate some bad Domino’s Pizza last night in Commerce, Texas. Had to cut my family visit short and drive home. I thought somehow I’d been chicken’d – I’m allergic to chicken, turkey, eggs. My daughter hit me up a few minutes ago, and the remainder of my pizza made her sick as well. Even…

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  • Cleanse.

    Cleanse.

    All hail the spiritual soap.

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  • I know it’s not a holiday, but you’re my person, my everything, and idgaf. I would bite someone for you, because that’s love.

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  • Sweeping Away The Goal Line

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Tis the Reverend, yada yada yada. So, there’s a little something I’ve been working on behind the scenes for a bit that’s going to give our readers at The Gonzo Wolf a completely new perspective when it comes to the atrocities playing out around us. I feel as…

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  • STOP!!!

    Team USA hockey; both men and women! ORGY NOW!!! Make super Olympic hockey babies!!! We only get one shot at this!!!

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  • 3 of 8

    3 of 8

    Sometimes I sneak back to where it began, put on some shades, and dodge the Klan.

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  • Mercy ‘Merce

    Mercy ‘Merce

    Porch Swing Poetry; Someone Else’s Porch.

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  • Witchfire – The 15 Minute w/Coffee Version

    This is one of the greatest games I’ve played in fifty years of gaming. I have nearly 300 hours and there’s still tons of stuff I haven’t done. Also, it’s Early Access! The game isn’t even finished yet! Final release is scheduled for next month. Pray this goes to consoles. For now, it’s on Steam…

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  • Robert Jack For President

    Robert Jack For President

    “…a twisted masterwork of human authenticity with a supernatural flair, compelling, evocative, brutal. It is ultimately a story about love and all the dark and awful thoughts and emotions that go with it. It stays with you long after you finish it.” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophilia Templum To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year.…

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  • The DANGEROUS Truth About UFOs – Ross Coulthart | DEBRIEFED ep. 76

    This is a long one, folks. Take a journey with me.

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  • The Butt Song ❤️

    The Butt Song ❤️

    Because I love you all with my “hole” heart.

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  • A Taste of Home by Rev. Dare Cloud – Chapter 05

    Things are getting hairy… Chapter Five Toby had heard many tales about “the light” from those enduring near-death experiences.  He found that light to be much brighter than described. It overwhelmed Toby’s senses like an overdose of unbridled joy. His cares and fears no longer seemed to exist- total, absolute peace blanketed him like a…

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  • Livestream: TMNT Arcade

    Livestream: TMNT Arcade

    Happy Friday! Going to be a busy weekend behind the scenes, so I wanted to goof off for a bit. Want to join me? I’m monitoring the chat. Breathe.

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  • Thank you!

    Thank you!

    A special thanks to all my new subs! Don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments section, on the About page, or via email at Chad@RevDareCloud.Com. Let’s see what tomorrow brings! I hope it’s aliens… It sure beats crusty, old, rich pedos.

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  • Rev-iew: Predator Badlands (2025)

    Predator was one of those eighties films that blew my young mind when it released. My mom brought it home from her job at the drug store, which also housed the towns only video rental store and comic book rack. I purchased a dozen or so of the original Marvel Transformers comics from there. See?…

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  • The time has come…

    The time has come…

    Porch Swing Poetry; Beware, I’m In A Mood.

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  • A Taste Of Home, Chapter 04 – Narrated by Rev. Dare Cloud

    It’s time to find out if Toby’s wife has been cheating on him with the sheriff! Grab the popcorn!

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  • And now to piss off the smart kids.

    I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…

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  • I write the kind of stuff that AI image generators won’t interpret into a photo. You’re welcome.

    I kind of had one of those ‘hit your head on the toilet and invent the Flux Capacitor’ moments, so I’m pecking it out a tad emotional. My mind got a splash of how racist politics have truly become this morning (even though I was already well-aware; it doesn’t try to hide in Texas), and…

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  • Dallas Duty

    Dallas Duty

    I did my job this morning as a citizen of the United States of America. I voted. Let’s chew the fat. Standing right outside the door was a “Latinos For Trump” lady with a red, bead-azzled hat and MAGA t-shirt. Wearing campaign material in or near a polling place is ILLEGAL in Texas, but the…

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  • Someone Screamed

    Someone Screamed

    Porch Swing Poetry

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