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” – Axl Rose

  • Boiling Over
    March 31, 2026

    Boiling Over

    Here we go again; BS in the background. Some British poon on the English version of French news – that’s a twist – is telling me things my own country’s journalists won’t touch. By the time most of us got the balls to go nose-to-nose with our goddamn religious upbringings, those who merely accepted it…

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  • This is how we got here.
    March 31, 2026

    This is how we got here.

    Someone brought this to my attention this morning. I know these people, but I don’t find it embarrassing. This is what social media did to already small brains, and this is why Trump is president. The poons are running amuck in small town America. These people are being allowed to breed. With each other.

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  • Can You Handle Outlast 2?
    March 30, 2026

    Can You Handle Outlast 2?

    I survived the halls and tunnels of Mount Massive Asylum, Colorado…in a sense. Now, I’m the survivor of a helicopter crash in the wilderness of Northern Arizona. As luck would have it, I’ve stumbled upon a religious cult. Folks, this one is unforgiving. When I say cult, I mean it. Rednecks, Jesus, babies, diseased communities;…

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  • DISD PD Road Pirates
    March 30, 2026

    DISD PD Road Pirates

    Finally got one on film, but it sucks. I’ll keep trying.

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  • NASA Chief: “We Just Built Antigravity Propulsion!”
    March 30, 2026

    NASA Chief: “We Just Built Antigravity Propulsion!”

    Take a journey with me…

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  • Finally Speaking Out… | TMZ
    March 30, 2026

    Finally Speaking Out… | TMZ

    I’ve been saying this for years. Glad it’s catching on.

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  • *Extremely Rare* Oakwood Farm (MWL) Userwork Level Crossing (North Yorks…
    March 29, 2026

    *Extremely Rare* Oakwood Farm (MWL) Userwork Level Crossing (North Yorks…

    It’s like Monty Python invented a railroad crossing.

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  • Outlast – Normal – Solo Death
    March 29, 2026

    Outlast – Normal – Solo Death

    Ten years ago, I could do it in under an hour… If you’ve never experienced this before, it’s terrifying.

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  • Repost: Anomalous Shooting Star Displays linked to Consciousness: The Findings of this Investigation Potentially Change the Entire Paradigm for UAP Investigations.
    March 29, 2026

    Repost: Anomalous Shooting Star Displays linked to Consciousness: The Findings of this Investigation Potentially Change the Entire Paradigm for UAP Investigations.

    Joseph Burkes MD 1994, revised 2026 INTRODUCTION: UFO intelligence demonstrated its virtuoso psi ability by creating visual “illusions” that witnesses interpreted as anomalous shooting stars. This capability to create such visual displays was demonstrated repeatedly during a night of fieldwork over three decades ago. If “illusory” anomalous displays of meteors can be produced, then UAP NHIs might…

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  • Repost: Himesh Patel Boards Ryan Coogler’s Reimagined ‘The X‑Files’ As Lead
    March 29, 2026

    Repost: Himesh Patel Boards Ryan Coogler’s Reimagined ‘The X‑Files’ As Lead

    Ryan Coogler’s reboot of The X‑Files has found its star. Himesh Patel has been cast in the lead… More! The post Himesh Patel Boards Ryan Coogler’s Reimagined ‘The X‑Files’ As Lead appeared first on The Humor Mill. Himesh Patel Boards Ryan Coogler’s Reimagined ‘The X‑Files’ As Lead

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  • Sunday Afternoon Tomb Raider
    March 29, 2026

    Sunday Afternoon Tomb Raider

    This game is beginning to get a little too combat-heavy for my taste. Especially for a Tomb Raider game. Resident Evil made this same mistake before VII.

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  • Scariest building in Dallas
    March 29, 2026

    Scariest building in Dallas

    In my opinion, of course. Why is this still standing?

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  • Moving On
    March 29, 2026

    Moving On

    I’ve been keeping secrets from everyone, but for a good reason. It was none of your business, and I wanted to make absolutely sure I was experiencing what I believed to be experiencing. She’s holding up her end of the bargain. The above photo is a g-spot joke, in case you found it funny. Most…

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  • World’s Worst Journalist
    March 29, 2026

    World’s Worst Journalist

    What. A. Day. I attended a massive No Kings protest in downtown Dallas. At one point, I was within ten feet of the head Proud Boy. I wanted to clobber him for my headstone resume, but his buddies had rifles. In hindsight, there were only a couple dozen of them, and thousands of us. Since…

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  • Answer: This guy
    March 28, 2026

    Answer: This guy

    Question: Who spent hours at the Dallas No Kings rally, got a parking ticket, and had his camera on the wrong setting the whole time? Sorry, Staff Sergeant.

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  • 3 Big Rattlesnakes Under One Sheet of Tin?! Kings and Canes in Southern …
    March 28, 2026

    3 Big Rattlesnakes Under One Sheet of Tin?! Kings and Canes in Southern …

    This is another one of my favorite YouTube channels. Even if you’re frightened of snakes, this guy and his friends are incredibly entertaining and informative. As a snake owner, it’s important to help in any way I can to break the associated stigma. This is how I’m choosing to relax before the No Kings protest.

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  • Tomb Raider Livestream
    March 28, 2026

    Tomb Raider Livestream

    I’ve started the 2013 Tomb Raider from the beginning and will run through the entire trilogy. Sub to my gaming channel to tag along! Happy Saturday!

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  • Reflection.
    March 28, 2026

    Reflection.

    Reflection. I do it often (too often), but rarely at one thirty in the morning. At least, not in a while. Sometimes you must take a step back to look at the broader picture. Tomorrow is the 3rd No Kings protest, and I just wanted to spend a few moments remembering what I’m protesting. It’s…

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  • Rattlesnakes Breeding in a Garage
    March 27, 2026

    Rattlesnakes Breeding in a Garage

    This lady is one of my favorite people in the whole world, and we’ve never met.

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  • Lunchtime Witchfire & Chill
    March 27, 2026

    Lunchtime Witchfire & Chill

    Happy Friday! Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • The Reptilian Elites Rule The World – David Icke | DEBRIEFED ep. 81
    March 27, 2026

    The Reptilian Elites Rule The World – David Icke | DEBRIEFED ep. 81

    I’ve been waiting for this one. Take a journey with me…

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  • New Song: Why? (I’ll tell you)
    March 27, 2026

    New Song: Why? (I’ll tell you)

    This isn’t a song making fun of women. This is a song calling out perverted men on the internet who keep the skin-trade alive and well in America. Lyrics and music (as simple as they may be; this is a very early draft song) property of Gonzo Wolf Productions LLChttp://revdarecloud.com

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  • Pause; I think there’s something worth repeating.
    March 27, 2026

    Pause; I think there’s something worth repeating.

    The can of worms appears… The cat-bag opens… The torches and pitchforks conveniently go on-sale…

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  • Yes; it’s a pedo joke.
    March 27, 2026

    Yes; it’s a pedo joke.

    Take it or leave it.

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  • March 27, 2026

    Happiness is…

    Guitar picks in the washing machine…

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