dailyprompt
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What’s the best advice you’d give to someone younger than you? Condoms are cheaper than child support.
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What’s one thing that would instantly improve your city? Alien invasion.
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What’s the longest trip you’ve ever taken? Road or drugs?
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What’s your best tip for budget travel? Stay home. All your stuff is there.
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Who is your favorite cartoon character? Raphael from TMNT. My turn. How much invisible sh*t are you gonna buy with your $5000 Trump check?
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How does your mindset affect your financial success? The only mindset you need is that our financial success has been regulated by politics, slavery/racism, and entitlement since the beginning of the United States. If you don’t have it, you’re not getting it. If you do get it, the modern day Crackers are coming for it.…
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If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says? All pets talk. You just have to listen. Silly humans.
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Have you ever regretted reading a book — which one and why? Loaded question. Catcher in the Rye. I waited until I was in my 40’s to read it. HC is a whiny bastard. Then, I hate-read it three more times. It’s now my fav book.
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What’s the best and worst airport you’ve been to? All of them simultaneously. I’ve flown so much that I’m bound to be a statistic at some point. Also, I’m answering this question from the grounded rails of a passenger train. I like what I like.
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If you could relive one year of your life, which one would it be? 2019. I’d tell you why, but that wasn’t the question. We can’t have nice things.
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What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done when no one was watching? Bravery can only be judged by others, otherwise we’d all be wearing medals with elaborate, exaggerated backstories. If no one sees it, it’s called life.
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What’s something you do completely differently from how you were raised? Live.
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What’s the best thing you’ve ever found randomly on the street? Your mom. Burn.
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What’s the kindest thing someone has ever done for you? Put that 1973 coat hanger back on the rack. Did I mention I live in Texas? The coat hanger is real.
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If the salary was the same, what job would you be doing right now and why? I would go back to work on the steam locomotive crew at Six Flags Over Texas. It was my dream job that I’d do for free! Nope. Someone caught wind of my Bruce Wayne/Batman life as a horror author…
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Share a hobby you’ve picked up recently — what got you into it? I started playing guitar two years ago, and it has engulfed my life. I’m having surgery on both wrists in September. It was something I’d obsessed over since childhood, but we were broke as a joke and I had a minimal support…
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What’s the weirdest coincidence you’ve ever experienced? Coincidentally, I’ve left this purposely blank. Weird?
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What’s a book you never finished but still think about? The Christian bible. I was officially excommunicated by the congregation in January 2006 via certified letter. I had just returned home from my first trip to Disneyland and gotten engaged. Then they all banded together and stripped me of my children for a decade. When…
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Which fictional world would be the most fun to vacation in? An America where the Constitution means something.
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If you could go back and witness any historical event, which one would you pick? As a disabled veteran who took an oath to defend this country from all enemies, both foreign and domestic, I’d say January 6th, 2021. I would run through the poons with a hockey stick, knocking out their one good tooth.…
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If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be and why? Is someone forcing me? Is it a scheduling thing? What’s my price range? Who’s paying? How many tattoos have you gotten? This is important!
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How did you meet your significant other? She was my boss. I was truly frightened of her. She yelled at me on day one. When she asked me to lunch a couple of years into it, I thought it was so she could poison my food. We continued our lunches and got to know each…
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What’s a cultural tradition from your country that you love? Americans CAN’T do this as a “country”. We’re too diverse. That said… As an American Caucasian, I’d say our cultural tradition is lying about cultural traditions. I don’t love it, but at least we’re consistent. That must count for something. I’m the day walker.
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If you could relive one day from your past, which day would it be and why? December 18th, 2019. It was my 45th birthday, I had an undetected, early case of COVID, and tickets to Rise of Skywalker. I should’ve stayed in bed. Not because I was sick, but because, “Somehow, Palpatine returned…” Should I…
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What’s the last movie that made you cry? Rise of Skywalker. When Poe said, “Somehow, Palpatine returned.” My inner writer cried all night. My inner child weeps still.
