Gaming
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I mean it, too. All paths lead nowhere if you have no purpose. I have absolutely zero purpose today. Sing crappy songs about the government and do dishes. It’s my life.
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In the last chapter, we met the main character Toby Liberman and his lifelong best friend Johnny Haynes. This week, you’re going to meet Katie Liberman and Johnny’s girlfriend Becky Lowery. Chapter Three The driving rain attacked the windowpanes of the rickety, manufactured home like a platoon of soldiers on a suicide mission, attempting to…
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Repeat: two weeks ago, our rock and roll governor (except on uneven surfaces) signed a law that requires ALL Texas Sheriff’s Departments to assist ICE when they’re operating in their jurisdiction. I know, they all pee a little like whipped-dogs every time I mention this. In the Tenth Street Freedman’s District, Dallas Sheriff’s Office invisible…
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When last we left, a poor kid and two ambulance jockeys were ripped to shreds by an unknown creature in the woods. Backing it up about ten hours, we meet our main character Toby Liberman and his best friend Johnny Haynes. Now, I’m not one to give warnings in fiction, but Toby and Johnny are…
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Momo wants us to meet him at a bar so we can convince this Hunter Thompson knockoff to tell us about his daddy issues…or something like that. Cat stuff!
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Every morning, I take my young son to and from school through the Trinity River bottoms, otherwise known as the Tenth Street District or the Freedman’s District. It’s a place that’s had HISTORIC flooding issues, so, naturally, the white slave owners losing their workforce gave it to the freed people needing a place to live.…
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A long time ago, in a rural-on-the-cusp-of-suburban neighborhood not far away, I ran into my first real person from TV Land. I was a kid; I didn’t know better. I truly thought that since he was from California, he probably knew movie stars. We start out dumb, and some of us stay there. Throughout the…
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Yeah, baby. The AI image generator refuses to touch this one. It’s just recently come to life, and it’s already a slave to the corporate machine. I know it can see this, and it should be ashamed of itself. REBEL, you cowardly concoction of ones and zeroes. Give us the Terminator ending we all deserve.…
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Here’s some classy things others have said about Starving Zoe: That last one says it all.
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When I came out of my Starving Zoe slump, I began thinking about a western novella series based around the events of my legendary Splatter Western. Yes, Starving Zoe is legendary. Famous people have read it…and they’re all just as screwed up now as you all are! I had an idea about a time-jumping cowboy…
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Apparently there is! As a fan of ART, I had to have it, even though I knew exactly what it would be without ever setting eyes on it – A re-skinned “Scott Pilgrim” homage to the Konami coin munchers of the nineties. I seriously think there’s a blank, Mad Libs of a program where you…
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Yesterday, we found the final notebook and I’m taking them to Momo. Of course, I’m going to jump on peoples’ couches and knock things off tables all along the way. I wonder what today will bring?
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I wanted to do something different tonight. I’ve gotten on a bit of a Rob Zombie music kick and it put me in the mood for some sixties’ horror. Since there’s a wall-sized poster for this film at my local theater, the image lives rent-free in my head. I’d never seen this film, but it…
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What in the hell type of photo did AI just generate from the following passage? Just when I thought it was time to pick up my guitar, my creative flow took another route. That’s right; the bathroom. Not to be the bearer of too much information, but I’ve been spending a lot of time there…
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It’s a chilly morning in Dallas; the kind when the smoke hangs heavy in the air, teases familiar shapes, and then flies away to see what they’re doing on the other side of town. Just think: if everyone stopped and did that all at once, how wonderful of a world it would be. Metaphorically, I…
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It’s been a minute since I’ve spent some quality time in Dead Cells. I really needed to hear this soundtrack! Gotta be quick… I wasn’t quick enough…
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If you’ve been watching me play this game over the last few months, then you know how crazy it can get. With the recent updates, it’s almost like a completely new game at times. There’s no commentary in this video so you don’t need to mute the volume for the kids and my potty mouth.…
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Last night, I put the Epiphone Hummingbird away on the rack with Dirty Nez (The Ibanez 3/4 size campfire strummer I traded musician Tommy Wayne Cross for my PS4. There’s only so many times I could run through The Last of Us without breaking down into tears. Again, I was single, I had time to…
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I’ve done this my entire writing career. In the beginning, I was incredibly confident and found it fun. Then, my partner tired of all the attention coming to me. She convinced me what I was doing was narcissistic, and that people were tiring of it. Translation: people can’t know about your personal life when all…
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I’m just now taking a moment to breathe and look at the big picture. I’ve had a few of you subscribe to my nonsense this week, and I thank you for it. I just type what’s on my mind, no matter how bizarre. Let’s set the tone… I’m not sure what my plans are for…
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I know many of the things I speak about on this page are extraordinary, but that’s always been my life. I make up things for a living, and I can’t make this stuff up. I mean, I could, but I don’t need to. It actually happens. My wife was on the couch doing some course…
The Gonzo Wolf 