life
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Most prefer to just get their kicks from reading vanity plates on BMW’s
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First of all, WordPress AI read what I wrote and created the cover image. Look at it. I mean, really look at it. It’s hilarious on multiple levels. This song: Voices by Disturbed. The first time I ever heard this song, I was in a strip club in Long Beach, California with some guys who…
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a poster for the Mandalorian & Grogu movie, and it’s freaking awesome!!
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Get your jackets ready, Texas. That “one particular week” is coming. You know; the “winter” week.
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When chicks who wouldn’t give you the time of day in school or college hit you up randomly for the first time in twenty years, offering to do horrific things only found in foreign, dark alley porn theaters, for baby formula… I’d say you’ve made it as an artist. -Rev.
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Shoveling soot in micro doses As sunset cleanses another The city is oddly quiet Recovering from yesterday’s horrible realization of Monday And prepping to hump Midway through a nameless scorcher Soon to be considered reasonably and seasonally cool As the summer day fades to black, I see the same skies I saw in childhood, but…
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Recent events have led me to believe that my services are outdated in the physical world. My body no longer functions to the likings of modern society. The timing is perfect. I’m fifty-one years old now but I live the life of a millennial. My wife is significantly younger, the bread-winner of the household, and…
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According to sources, she passed away peacefully at 2am holding the hand of her best friend. Man, what a blessing. Who could ask for anything more? I can’t imagine a better way for someone like her to go. Lisa Rosselot. Geez; this girl. It was June 24th, 1989. My fellow nerds may realize that as…
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Have you taken the ride?
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That book you read about the vampire isn’t real. That book you read about the ghost isn’t real. That book you read about the werewolf isn’t real That book about the man in the clouds who watches you when you poop, screw, and live your day to day life; that one’s real. Also, if you…
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It’s been a minute, and I’m in the perfect spot to let ‘er rip. I’m in the parking lot of the Dallas Country Club. It’s not necessarily my chosen wake up spot. It’s complicated how I got here, actually. I rolled down my window, screamed “wassssaaaaappp!” to the gate guards, and drove in behind a…
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I’ve been married four times so I consider myself somewhat an expert on the subject. If not the act of marriage, then surely the act of divorce. Unfortunately, I don’t have a law degree, which means I cannot profit from this experience. I’m an ordained minister, though; performed a couple dozen weddings. I take “donations”.…
The Gonzo Wolf 