movies

  • Rev-iew: Send Help (2026)

    Rev-iew: Send Help (2026)

    Back in 2019 – pre-pandemic, and when some folks still considered me to be “interesting” – I signed babies and kissed books in the same room with the director of this film, Sam Raimi. He and Bruce Campbell were rumored to be a couple of thankless twats on the horror convention circuit who treated their…

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  • Rev-iew: Bill & Ted Face The Music

    This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…

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  • The “Farce” Is With Us

    The one thing I waited for during last night’s Superb Owl had nothing at all to do with Football. I’m a hockey fan, peeps. I haven’t watched a football game in 26 years, and I’d prefer to keep that record climbing. Do they still celebrate after running three feet and tripping over their own feet?…

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  • Rev-iew: The Abyss: Special Edition (1989)

    I wanted to sit on this one a few days before I wrote it. I hope it comes out okay, because I’m still not sure what I want to say. Wish me luck? Until then, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (donate to them if you can,…

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  • Rev-iew: Stand By Me (1986 Film)

    Now that the Rob Reiner band-wagon has slowed, I feel as though it’s time to discuss what I believe to be his magnum opus. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (please donate to them if you can): Stand by Me is a 1986 American coming-of-age drama film[5] directed by Rob Reiner. Based…

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  • Rev-iew: Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Director’s Cut (1977 film)

    1977. What a time to be alive. Close Encounters, Star Wars, and Smokey and the Bandit released in the same year. I was four years old, meaning these three films played on repeat throughout my childhood. It was a magical time. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film…

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  • Rev-iew: Good Boy (2025 Film)

    I’m a cat person, but I like other people’s dogs. Well, I like other people’s dogs just as long as I’m not staying the night in their home. It’s weird for both me and the dog, and I can feel that tension during the visit. The dog actually lives there, plus he or she has…

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  • Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    Rev-iew: Bring Her Back

    There was a time when an A24 film was an event. Now, between them and Neon, every film is an indie winner. But… doesn’t that make it mainstream? So, is it only an independent film if it’s done by someone other than A24 or Neon? I’m so confused. Let’s see what the fine folks at…

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  • “The Force Awakens” – Ten years later…

    Has it been that long?

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  • Rev-iew: IT: Welcome To Derry (Season One)

    Don’t tell anyone I said to steal their HBO Max password.

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  • Rev-iew: Shelby Oaks

    Rev-iew: Shelby Oaks

    The wait is over. Now…wait.

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  • Rev-iew: The Age of Disclosure (2025)

    Man, The South is going to be in an uproar if they ever learn to collectively appreciate documentary films!

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  • Rev-iew: Train Dreams

    Rev-iew: Train Dreams

    Find this one in a theater before it’s too late!

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