Poetry

  • Playground’s Linger

    Well, good morning, all you shiny, happy people. That’s a lot of commas. Allow me to set the mood… This is the greatest debut album in the history of music. I can almost imagine the midnight journeys of Del & Axl navigating the Los Angeles wasteland in search of whiskey. The mid-eighties were a special…

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  • Jimmy Olsen Binge-Eats Pineapple – Porch Swing Poetry

    Porch Swing Poetry at your service.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor – Part One

    Story mode, because I’ve got one hell of a “to play” pile! Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • (Hate Reading?) Perfected By Pepaw’s – The Gonzo Wolf

    I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who was waiting on an inspector from the City of Dallas. Condo ownership is…

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  • Perfected By Pepaw’s

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Allow me to set the tone… I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who…

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  • (For Those Who Strongly Dislike Reading) In The Pines, In The Pines – The Gonzo Wolf

    So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing publicly is my albatross…

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  • In The Pines, In The Pines

    First off, let me set the mood. I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s really tickling all the right spots. So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing…

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  • Rev-iew: Maul – Shadow Lord (Season One)

    I was one of those people who avoided Star Wars animation until the pandemic. Rise Of Skywalker left such a bad taste in my mouth, I needed a pallet cleanser. To be clear, Lucasfilm/Disney, the team-up, is much better with animation than live action. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say…

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  • “All Smiles” – A Porch Swing Poetry Video

    It’s poetry I write in my porch swing. That’s all.

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  • All Smiles – Porch Swing Poetry

    Sirens & gunfire Owners and empires The city exhales chaos And that mask hasn’t fit since the last apocalypse Microscopic Katrina’s rot still Arsonist tendencies veil the infrastructure’s missteps Poor all looks alike That’s what they want to say; say it, cowards Trust funds and white trash; blood blind taste-tests failed Undercover; under covers Broke…

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  • Rev. Dare Cloud’s “Extinguished” – Book Trailer

    I’m having a blast, and that’s all I care about at this point… Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life…

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  • The One That Got Me

    I damn near failed the fifth grade because of this game. Now, there’s a corner of my living room dedicated to it. Yes, I go all the way in this video, but why spoil the fun of watching Dirk the Daring die? A lot.

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) It’s Never Zero – The Gonzo Wolf

    I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life…

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  • It’s Never Zero

    It’s Never Zero

    I was just having this discussion with my wife, and I think it’s important to pass along. As silly as it sounds, it could save a life. We were doom-scrolling on YouTube and noticed an increase in the amount of videos regarding animal attacks against humans. Yachts are being sunk by whales, sharks are stalking…

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) And Now For Something Completely Different – The Gonzo Wolf

    Let’s get a little personal, shall we? Tonight’s thought that refuses to die is: “silly shit I did for other people, and why.” Nine times out of ten, I can almost assure you it was for the attention of a woman. Whether it be for potential extended companionship, or just a roll in the hay…

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  • Not Our Neighborhood; Not Our Problem?

    The skies above DFW have been quiet for a couple of weeks. The two newest Texas NUFORC reports deal with two cities known for their energy production. They were also visited on the same day. Unfortunately, there’s no video or photos to accompany these reports. NUFORC UFO Sighting 197072 Occurred: 2026-04-13 20:55 LocalReported: 2026-04-13 19:30 PacificDuration: 1-2 minutesNo…

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  • (For Those Who Despise Reading) It Ends With Us – The Gonzo Wolf

    I told my doctor today to add an endoscopy to my already-scheduled colonoscopy coming up in two weeks. In return, I was given a sticker stating, “Today’s good mood is brought to you by weed.” I’m special; I get it. My thumbs are about to peck-out some radically off-the-wall shit (potentially). I can’t help it.…

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) 86,400; Ready or Not, Here I Come!

    Well, hello, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…http://revdarecloud.com

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  • “86,400; Ready Or Not, Here I Come!”

    Well, good evening, all you shiny, happy people. I hope you managed to have a wonderful weekend, and didn’t fall victim to any severe weather shenanigans. Springtime in North Texas is always a special time in which nervous people sleep fully clothed and armed to the teeth. I choose to sleep naked and armed because…

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  • Happy Anniversary, Satryn Dx!

    I began playing this game when a South Korean industrial spy sold me an arcade cabinet, or something like that. I’ve never gotten the whole story. Strange. Anyway, I’ve been playing this game for five years, and it still challenges me. At first, it looks like a Robotron clone, but it’s far from it. Here’s…

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  • Witchfire – When Did Scarlet Coast Go Mental?

    I’ve played through this level a hundred times, but I don’t remember it ever being this intense.

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  • Weed Is Now OFFICIALLY A Schedule III Drug – The Gonzo Wolf

    Watch the video for details. This should open the doors for massive amounts of research and better movie viewing environments. Fruity Pebbles stock just went through the roof!See more at http://revdarecloud.comVideo appears courtesy of Forbes: https://youtu.be/l68I3Wo6oCc?si=6fhkNvLt8s-H48IW

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  • (For Those Who Hate Reading) Signatures & Souls – The Gonzo Wolf

    This one is dedicated to my amazing wife, and to those who felt it necessary to make negative comments on my disabled veterans protest video. Don’t worry; I’ve got enough love to go around for all of you!Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome appears courtesy of Warner Bros.See more at http://revdarecloud.com

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  • Let’s Play: Did Piggert Eat? (place your bets)

    I’ve allowed my Hognose snake to think he’s the biggest, baddest, creature on the planet. I rarely show him who’s boss. Now he’s nearly uncontrollable, and it’s hilarious. I think this is how MAGA got started. Just let ’em believe they’re running things in Memaw’s basement…

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