Poetry

  • The Legend of Zoe

    The Legend of Zoe

    Starving Zoe was the third and final element in my mental breakdown a few years ago. The other causes were the pandemic and January 6th, but Zoe came in waves. She was review bombed, got me fired from a job, got me kicked off of a music festival…and is somehow available at Barnes & Noble…

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  • Witness.

    Witness.

    This tree. The alien things this tree has seen and heard throughout the decades. I say alien, because I assume trees find us as such. None of us can assume to comprehend the comings and goings of trees. One good turn, and such. The park in which it resides began as a privileged playground over…

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  • Castlevania Lords of Shadow Video 08

    Trial and error. Trial and error. Trial and error. Remember when videogames were trial and error instead of frantic, multiplayer nonsense where ten year old’s call you hurtful names… Same.

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  • Castlevania Lords of Shadow Video 07

    I love all things Castlevania, but I despise those 2010 era games (late PS2\Early PS3) with fixed camera angles and HUGE bosses. This may have been top-notch gaming fifteen years ago, but it’s shite now. Still… Vampires, werewolves, and Patrick Stewart! I die. A lot. Fast forward to when I don’t lol!

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 14

    If you’re watching this within an hour of the posting, then you’re taking this journey with me! This is going to be a bit of a Monday morning livestream event instead of just recording the daily play. Enjoy! This is a great game, and I’m actually getting better-ish.

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  • Survived Another.

    Survived Another.

    This morning, for the first time in months, I decided to get a bit more ‘motivated’. If you follow, then you already know where I’ve been all winter; here. Now that the annual thaw commences, I can start implementing all these crazy ideas I’ve had bouncing around in my head since before the holidays. I’ll…

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 13

    Let’s go play with some Night Sisters!!! This is my jam now.

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  • Breathe.

    Breathe.

    “Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her…

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 12

    Finally! A real challenge! I’m lying. This game as been hard as hell from the beginning.

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  • High-Ku

    High-Ku

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order Video 11

    This one goes up to 11. Two Reiner references in a row.

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  • Rev-iew: Stand By Me (1986 Film)

    Now that the Rob Reiner band-wagon has slowed, I feel as though it’s time to discuss what I believe to be his magnum opus. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film (please donate to them if you can): Stand by Me is a 1986 American coming-of-age drama film[5] directed by Rob Reiner. Based…

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  • Seagulls Suck.

    Seagulls Suck.

    I don’t like flying, islands, or rich people, but I have this crazy idea. Tell them all that they’re reopening the island for one night and one night only. Just for old time’s sake. Then, pull the camouflage off the Surface-To-Air missile launchers. It’s just a thought… They’ll need something to read on the flight.…

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