Poons

  • Since most Texas DMV ops can be done online…

    Most clerks have migrated to running the admissions desk at a Concentra Clinic. IMO.

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  • Actually, Waxahachie…

    Charities are more than bank accounts. You have to get off your ass and care.

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  • The Time Has Come To Face My Ghosts.

    You can never go home again, but you can sure AF buy a new home.

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  • Friday Livestream – TMNT Shredder’s Revenge

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Tis the Reverend. Who would’ve thunk it? To hell with squiggly lines attempting to convince me that’s not a word. I’ve wanted to play this for a while, but Steam was proud of it. Let’s see if my hunch was correct or if I missed out on the…

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  • February UFO Report

    February UFO Report

    I’m not sure where the UFO’s were last month, but it wasn’t Texas. The only two sightings for February were out west; both involving oil field communities. I find that peculiar. I found this to be the more interesting of the two. NUFORC UFO Sighting 196120 Occurred: 2026-02-16 08:46 LocalReported: 2026-02-16 07:11 PacificDuration: 1 minNo of observers: 1 Location: Odessa,…

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  • Livestream – Skyrim

    Livestream – Skyrim

    Let’s kick back, walk the forests, and die like idiots. Good morning.

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  • The Never-ending Dallas ISD PD Road Pirate Fiasco

    Let me bring you up to speed. Over the last month, I’ve noticed that Dallas PD ISD (an agency who you’d think would want to be the most visible, for the sake of our children’s lives in our current world) have a fleet of ghost cars. From what I’ve witnessed, I can’t help but come…

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  • Getting To Know Charlie Rose

    As I mentioned last week, I’ve recruited a local teenager who’s already getting academic recognition for her writing, to join us at The Gonzo Wolf. Sometimes, you just need to take a step back and view things from a different perspective. Folks, it doesn’t get any more different than thirteen-year-old-girl in 2026. I guess we’ll…

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  • Well, this should be magical…

    I don’t always have covfefe with my Skyrim, but when I do, I prefer… LavAzza Crema E Aroma Medium Roast. To be honest, I’ve started this game three times. I get impatient, I get bored, and I stop. By the time I feel like playing again, I’ve forgotten how. So… One more time… Welcome to…

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  • It All Rolls Down Hill.

    I’ve currently been doing my best to investigate portions of Dallas ISD who appear to be involved in some shenanigans. This morning, Their ISD PD ghost brigade, four official vehicles vs. one, patrol low-income neighborhoods in the name of school zones like they have no leash. If you Google their jurisdiction and possess half of…

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  • Batton down the hatches!

    5 days of the planet’s ineffective Texas pest removal techniques…

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  • I had structured settlements, and I needed cash now.

    I refused to leave all that money behind. I think they wanted it for other things.

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  • It’s a beautiful day…

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • AI Sucks, So…

    AI Sucks, So…

    I can’t believe people pop pulp over this stuff.

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  • …and then conveniently locks themselves into one of twelve annual, celebratory prisons. I’m so glad there’s no such thing as middle-aged, cracker-ass, thrice divorced, genealogically confused, disabled veteran, retired, on the spectrum, men in horror month. I wouldn’t even know what to write.

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  • Sunday Wake & Witchfire

    No commentary, no deaths, but a TON of close calls. Enjoy. Happy Sunday. Don’t turn on your television. That’s what they want you to do.

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  • Duped.

    Duped.

    As I explained yesterday: welcome to WWIII. Actually, we’ve been here for five years already; you’re just waking up. Take your time. I’m a religiously ex-communicated (I married a brown-chick once), Army veteran, hippie who hates war and religion. Mix them? Well, then you get what we have right here. We must stop listening to…

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  • It Starts.

    It Starts.

    This is the least I could do.

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  • My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    My Psychotic Masterpiece.

    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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  • Tired.

    Tired.

    I discovered this musician and this song seven years ago. Had no idea how relevant it would still be. Angry. Share this with your friends. Anthem.

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  • I Hunt More Witches Before 7am Than Most People Do All Day

    Actually, my cat woke me up, I have an open floor-plan, and everyone’s still asleep. Let’s hunt witches. Enjoy. I’m monitoring the chat, so feel free to hit me up. Pop in and say hello. Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • My Swamp.

    My Swamp.

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Final Fantasy Friday

    Final Fantasy Friday

    The year was 1998. I was a proud member of the Wolfpack, Bravo 369 Fort Gordon, GA. My roomies had a television, a PlayStation, and this game hidden in the ceiling tiles of our barracks room. When the drill-sergeant went home for the weekends, we broke it out…

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  • The new Rob Zombie…

    …is the best in 20 years, but you don’t have to take my word for it. If you wait until the end of the day, the indie-horror gatekeepers on social media will tell you what you think about it. Poons. Happy Friday!

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