The Gonzo Wolf

As I mentioned last week, I’ve recruited a local teenager who’s already getting academic recognition for her writing, to join us at The Gonzo Wolf. Sometimes, you just need to take a step back and view things from a different perspective. Folks, it doesn’t get any more different than thirteen-year-old-girl in 2026.

I guess we’ll find out the truth regarding Furries pooping in school litter boxes.

SMGDH. Grown men in the “rough and tumble” Texas government, making up stories about kids using litter boxes in school bathrooms. This has never happened, and it’s just something Ken Paxton made up for fantasy time, but, as always, I digress.

I’ll give the page to Charlie:

All About Me

Hi there! My name is anonymous, but my code name is Charlie Rose. As far as I’m concerned, that’s what you can call me. Some of my favorite singers and bands are Conan Gray, TX2, The Neighborhood, My Chemical Romance, and Halsey.

My favorite songs by them are:

Conan Gray – The Cut That Always Bleeds

TX2 – I Would Hate Me Too

The Neighborhood – Daddy Issues

My Chemical Romance – Helena

Halsey – Bad At Love

My favorite show is My Hero Academia, and my favorite color is pink. That’s all for this week.

Bye!

Rev’s message to everyone over the age of thirteen:

Charlie is a typical teenager; big into music. At thirteen, the songs she’s most attracted to are songs about people in pain. Why does Charlie relate to that instead of bubblegum and rainbows?

We’re all psychic sponges. We become who we are by what we’re offered. I say offered, because a thirteen-year old-can’t have a job. They can’t buy their way out of their sorrow by choice, unlike adults, who mostly choose to save their money and wallow in whatever muck in which they’ve found most pleasing. Pleasure is a point of view.

Also, most kids live split lives between school and home. Therefore, there’s a fifty-percent chance of identifying the correct source of negativity first thing out the gate. As adults, who are responsible for these children, it is our duty to pull our heads our of our collective butts (social media has made us ALL narccists, and you can quote me on that), and fix the world we’ve trashed for them.

Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

I’m sure Charlie will get deep soon enough, and some of you won’t be able to handle it. You’re too busy ignoring a similar child in the back room of your own home.

Perhaps this little experiment is two-fold. That’s entirely up to you, the reader.