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  • Drift

    Drift

    Sirens. Eternal f’ing sirens. They meet each other, east to west, like two lost souls… …only they can’t honk at one another because their sirens are on. Wasted opportunities. A block party rages beyond my window. Luckily, the sirens aren’t headed there. Several someone’s are celebrating something, and they’re more powerful. My porch strumming buddy,…

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  • “Howl’er” If You Need Me.

    Sometimes being family means making difficult decisions. Killing is a decision, but it gets easier with time. Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon…

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  • New LEAKED Document Mentions Surviving Aliens – Jeremy Corbell | DEBRIEF…

    Take a journey with me… Disclaimer: I don’t know why Corbell is being such an a-hole in this interview. I had just purchased his documentary to watch afterward, but I had it refunded. This is not the field of research to try to be a f’ing rock star. I’m incredibly disappointed. Redaction: we can smell…

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  • Execute Order 66

    Execute Order 66

    With no tomatoes or onions

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  • I hope this makes someone laugh

    Isn’t it great to go to bed after laughing? I mean, unless you went to bed, and she’s laughing, and you’re not. You get the idea. I just mean that I hope this smile is the last thing that crosses your face tonight. Now, check out the pic my wife got of our derp cat!

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor part 6?

    At least I think it is!

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  • No If’s, And’s, Or Butt-Scope’s About It

    This was how I spent my day: Pac Man, guitar, SRV, repeat. It’s dual-vinyl, so there’s enough Stevie to go around. I’m not a bum; I got all the important things done early so I could play all afternoon. There were recordings made, but they weren’t good enough to share. I’m still tweaking all the…

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  • “A Bumpy Ride” Gameplay

    Like cozy games? Like trains? TBH, I only love one of those things, but my love for one leads to the other. This is a fairly new indie game and sells on Steam for $12. Imagine “FTL” with trains.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor – Part 5

    Finally. The story is moving forward.

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  • Let Me Explain…

    Let Me Explain…

    This is my wife. All she wanted for Mother’s Day was to be left to her own devices. Currently, she’s zesting limes by hand to try and replicate this Key Lime Pie that changed my world at this little place called The Cottage Cafe in Cle Elum, Washington. Me and my traveling buddy Jim (who…

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  • Emergence – A Porch Swing Poetry Video

    Poetry I write from my porch swing.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor Part 4-ish

    I spend a lot of this video running in circles. I’m not even sure if I advanced the story at all!

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  • Milestone

    Milestone

    It appears to be a beautiful Dallas Saturday, and I had another guitar breakthrough. These small joys are worth the practice. I recommend that all gen x’ers suffering through middle-age pick up a hobby you failed from childhood. No one says you must do it in front of other people – that’s my curse –…

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor Part 3

    I was beginning to get a bit of same-old, same-old syndrome, but we’re now crossing over into the High Republic era. I’m intrigued. I refuse to let The Acolyte’s reception ruin that era for me.

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  • On that note…

    On that note…

    As some of you know, official US Government UFO. UAP, and Alien disclosure began today. They didn’t show me anything I hadn’t seen over the past few years, but all this information may be very new to some of you. This is week-one of a multi-week disclosure. Now, let’s discuss what there’re not telling you.…

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  • Star Wars: Jedi Survivor Part 2

    If it looks easy, that’s because I’m playing Story Mode.

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  • (Hate Reading?) Playground’s Linger – The Gonzo Wolf

    I knew if I waited long enough, someone or something would set me off into writing. The problem is, my typical flow will tiptoe through the subject matter a bit more than usual…

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  • Playground’s Linger

    Well, good morning, all you shiny, happy people. That’s a lot of commas. Allow me to set the mood… This is the greatest debut album in the history of music. I can almost imagine the midnight journeys of Del & Axl navigating the Los Angeles wasteland in search of whiskey. The mid-eighties were a special…

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  • Jimmy Olsen Binge-Eats Pineapple – Porch Swing Poetry

    Porch Swing Poetry at your service.

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  • Star Wars Jedi Survivor – Part One

    Story mode, because I’ve got one hell of a “to play” pile! Buy books, hear music, and sign up for The Gonzo Wolf.http://revdarecloud.comPreach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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  • (Hate Reading?) Perfected By Pepaw’s – The Gonzo Wolf

    I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who was waiting on an inspector from the City of Dallas. Condo ownership is…

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  • Perfected By Pepaw’s

    Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Allow me to set the tone… I’ve got this spinning on vinyl next to me, and it’s truly reflecting the day. I caught glimpse of someone sizing up the moat, and I ventured to meet them with the Noisy Cricket. Luckily, it was only the HOA guy, who…

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  • (For Those Who Strongly Dislike Reading) In The Pines, In The Pines – The Gonzo Wolf

    So, I’m camped out on the couch having an existential crisis, when I remember I pay a hundred or so bucks a year for this domain. Writing is my therapy. Writing publicly is my albatross…

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