trump

  • State of the Onion

    State of the Onion

    It’s not a typo. Our country smells like armpit and makes me want to cry. Someone attacked the White House again yesterday and we, collectively, give two poops and a poke. We’ve normalized political violence like a third-world country. Perhaps the house itself isn’t the issue; perhaps we should evict the problem–child resident.

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  • Holy Snap & Crap!

    Holy Snap & Crap!

    I just had a Trump voter who’d argued with me last year apologize and tell me I was right all along. Y’all, this feels like Christmas morning. Perhaps winning the lottery. Now… Whatcha gonna do about it?

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  • Truth.

    Truth.

    Only a Sith deals in Absolut Vodka

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  • No Offense…

    No Offense…

    But your boy tripped at the blue line in Alaska. As expected. Please wake up, America.

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  • Your Morning Dose Of Anonymous

    Captain Kiddie Diddler is circling the drain, and I can’t wait for the final gulp of life’s toilet as we send him farting off into sewer oblivion. Enjoy.

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  • More Matters of Concern

    Here are some items I did not have room to include in this morning’s blog post. Artist cancels showing at Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery The artist of a 2018 portrait of former First Lady Michelle Obama has withdrawn from her schedule showing at the National Portrait Gallery after being told one of her paintings was…

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  • I Smell Bleach (new Anonymous)

    A puppet’s puppet.

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  • Anonymous Saturday Morning Double-Feature

    Seen any good TV episodes lately?

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  • Shed Porn

    Shed Porn

    What a disappointment. Two of the world’s super villains are fighting, but on social media like weenies. This should be like when Dooku fought Ventress in Clone Wars. And someone wake up John Williams. We need a soundtrack! Actually, nothing will become of this. While we’re watching them, the gray aliens are going to sneak…

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