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I live in a super liberal trust fund baby party neighborhood. I wear this shirt sometimes. I’ve had to explain it to EVERYONE. EVERYONE. This morning, a crippled, elderly black woman working as a polling volunteer reached out and touched me stating, “I love that shirt, young man.” I replied, “Yes ma’am, I know you…
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I kind of had one of those ‘hit your head on the toilet and invent the Flux Capacitor’ moments, so I’m pecking it out a tad emotional. My mind got a splash of how racist politics have truly become this morning (even though I was already well-aware; it doesn’t try to hide in Texas), and…
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My entire Kindle catalog (minus Starving Zoe) is set at .99 cents per title. All proceeds between now and midnight will be donated to the “Pipes For Paragraphs” foundation of greater East Texas. It’s a non-profit organization that will trade a book for a meth pipe. Unfortunately, those books came from a nearby prison library,…
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Back in 2019 – pre-pandemic, and when some folks still considered me to be “interesting” – I signed babies and kissed books in the same room with the director of this film, Sam Raimi. He and Bruce Campbell were rumored to be a couple of thankless twats on the horror convention circuit who treated their…
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Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds…
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This film was meant to be the Gen X savior after Rise of Skywalker slapped us all across the face with its lightsaber. Then, the pandemic happened. Our entire worlds changed. We glitched. Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: Bill & Ted Face the Music is a 2020…
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We’re going to get there, or we won’t. I don’t think we little people have anything to do with the outcome. As a great man once said: “Buy the ticket; take the ride.” Smile for the photo. They’re important later in life.
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Not gonna lie. I’m crying like a kid with a skinned knee. Do kids still get those? Don’t they require you to go outside?
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I found this poem tucked away in a random folder, as well as some stuff I don’t even remember writing! I remember this, though. I moved into an office, hoping GWP would turn into something I no longer have the desire or energy for. It was in a high-rise in downtown Dallas, and be damned…
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It’s February 16th, aka Palpatine’s Day! Let’s fly around and give him a black eye, shall we?
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My wife and I aren’t the kind of people who go all out on each other for a holiday. Instead, we throw down big here and there whenever the want arises. Valentines Day weekend was just like any other in our house, with just a bit more of a theme. I grabbed her a couple…
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I find it hilarious that humanity gets disclosure as a throw-away question. Donald Trump has fought to be the official disclosure president since his first term. President Obama just rolled over his ass on a podcast like a true pimp. I respect Brian Tyler Cohen as an independent journalist, and I believe Barack Obama to…
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A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt…
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Is it like this for everyone? I can’t ask anyone else because no one speaks to me. I’m not exaggerating in the slightest. Even complete strangers, who I’ve never screwed over, act as though they can see right through me. I think we all died on Y2K. I wished for this at some point. I…
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Good morning, all you shiny, happy people. Happy Sunday. Nothing special about this day – I’ll tell you “happy Monday” tomorrow – other than the fact I woke up again. I’ll play through this a bit more and see what comes next. I’ll be monitoring the chat, but I can’t speak to you. I live…
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Making my way through the basement of the MOA, I noticed several offenses that would cause someone to be fired as a fine art handler! This game is a little creepy at times.
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Grillin’, strummin’, bein’ dumb-in’…Shut up and laugh.I don’t own the lyrics or music, and neither did he. Every year I’ve practiced music, I’ve posted a video of me playing this song on Valentine’s Day. This is year three. The song won’t change lol. Happy Valentine’s Day, all you shiny, happy people. If you don’t have…
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The greatest review I ever received on any book: “Not the type of product we want associated with our guests; you’re fired.” – Six Flags Over Texas Corporate Legal Department. To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned…
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This game is awesome, but buggy. I livestream until it glitches and freezes or I lose sound. It’s always been this way, tbh. Still, it’s an even trade to hear all of the actors together again.
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Well, the livestream glitched in the last video just in time for dinnertime pancakes and sausage. Here is were I pick up where I left off. For the record, the pancakes were fire.
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If you’re a fan of the Ghostbusters films, and you’ve never played this game, get ready. This is the Ghostbusters III we never got. All the original actors perform the voices and the story was written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Honestly, I’m not sure if this game is even canon anymore since the…
The Gonzo Wolf 