The Gonzo Wolf

But I respect it enough not to go full-foot. That rug could get pulled out from under me at any second.

Just push play…

The neighborhood commuters have a love/hate relationship with our Halloween lawn art – yes, it’s art, bucko. The walkers love it, even though I don’t understand a word they’re saying. The drivers almost wreck into the slew of abandoned vehicles past our place. That’s not my fault; pay attention.

Also, a dude dressed as Jason Vorhees just gunned down someone on a DART train and the wounds are still fresh. I can’t help it that he’s my favorite.

I’ve only got a handful of years left upon this planet, if I’m lucky. Hopefully I’ll duck-out before Kaiju-Trump reaches his 5th form. May the ISBe’s have mercy on your poor souls when that happens.

Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon. Have a wonderful Monday.

Also, I’m gonna show these guys some neighborhood love. They’re in Bishop Arts now.