Apparently, my country owes me a greta datatude.
Wait, wtf is a greta datatude?
Is that when your country is indebted to you and they send Greta Thunberg as the ambassador? I’d toke a joke with that chick. How dare I say no?
Wait; what if they’re giving us the Greta Van Fleet front-row experience as a thank you for my service and sacrifice? Seen ’em twice already, and mind-blown each time.
Oh, It says my country owes me a debt of gratitude.
I don’t recall seeing that on VA correspondence before, but I guess they’re right, depending on certain points of view. I followed lawful orders.
The pain meds are surely nice, though!
No thanks needed.
The Gonzo Wolf 
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