Disclaimer: the cover photo was created by an AI image-generator using my words as hints. EVEN OUR AI ROBOT OVERLORDS THINK ISD POLICE SHOULD DRIVE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE VEHICLES!!!
On my way to and from my child’s school, I travel through some rather interesting neighborhoods. I’ve literally witnessed nude women advertising the goods rather than waving neighborly hands when passed. Either it’s cliche or Hollywood understood the assignment.
Since our present day administration at the top o’ the poop-pile known as Washington DC took office, I’ve noticed a significant increase in police presence in my neighborhood between points A and B, morning to morning; that much is fact. What’s also fact, is that they’re members of Dallas ISD police department instead of traditional Dallas PD.
Everything mentioned hereafter is either my opinion or my interpretation of what I’ve witnessed with my own eyes:
I began to see the increase of pirate traffic at the same time of the Federal Police increase throughout the “Democrat-run” states. Since I live in an immigrant-heavy neighborhood, I expected this, but in a much different form. I thought it would be ICE, visibly. It’s not.
According to what I can dig up online, Dallas ISD PD has all the powers of Dallas PD but are their own entity, belonging to the school districts. Well, the school districts belong to the state, our governor is a Trump sycophant, and that’s where it gets fuzzy.
The jurisdiction in which they’re allowed to operate is “adjacent” to school owned property or events, or whenever the officer deems it necessary to intervene in a “situation”. This is a legally nightmarish, pass the buck situation waiting to pop in today’s political climate.
Folks, I’ve lived in my neighborhood for just under seven years and during three presidential terms. Before the most recent federal election, Dallas ISD PD cars were CLEARLY MARKED. I’m surrounded by school zones, and those cars were the only OFFICIAL vehicles I’d seen in all that time. Dallas PD don’t stop in the hood unless there’s free food or drinks involved, or a cute chick behind the counter in clear need of baby-diapers. Clearly visible cars are what you’d want for a department dedicated to helping children, right? Something that screams, “Hey, kid! Look at me! I’m a cop! I’m not the shooter; I’m here to help you!,” in a country where it’s a variable – but inevitable – weekly to quarterly clockwork occurrence.
No, these are road pirate vehicles. They’re the same model of sports car that races up and down my streets day and night by those “Fast and Furious” fanatics, so they’re impossible to identify from a distance. The light bars are futuristically thin, and the writing matches the color of the car; a total ghost. Also, “adjacent” is one of those legal terms that can be twisted and turned to fit the situation.
So, with this said, and since we’re discussing school things, let’s dive into a word problem:
Since our gun-heavy environment relies so much on these “ISD” officers to protect our children, I would believe them to have an impressive tactical budget.
Their jurisdiction is anywhere. “Adjacent” to school properties and events, designated by the school, designated by the state, and designated by the “situation”. Translation: Anywhere (with a few strings plucked here and there behind the scenes).
They drive top of the line stealth vehicles with blacked-out windows and “invisible” identification in an immigrant-heavy section of town. I personally haven’t seen them operating at all in the higher-income areas of Dallas during the morning school commutes, but the Park cities have their own police departments and school districts. To me, these operate strictly in low-income, “minority” neighborhoods, and don’t fit the traditional agenda of a “school” officer. They “feel” like State DPS Troopers wearing kid’s-gloves to complete the costume.
Perhaps we, the freedom-loving people who just want to raise our families in peace, are looking in the wrong direction. Have these ISD police been written into law as “immortal” behind all of our backs?
Back to the facts: I encounter at least two of them every morning in a twenty minute span. Never are they assisting children. Instead, they’re working traffic…or hood-rat sneaking.
Again, I live in an immigrant-heavy neighborhood – it’s taco-heaven – and that’s who they always have pulled over. Never, and I mean NEVER, with my own two eyes, have I seen them pulling over a black or white person.
You could call it a statistical anomaly, or you could call it targeting; six in one, half a dozen in the other. Again, if we had any other leader in Washington, I wouldn’t even be thinking this way.
It’s worth looking into. You, not me. I’m just the guy who makes you think.
More as I see fit.
Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon. The gonzo wolf howl-eth…
To most, 1865 was an eye-opening year. The American Civil War was officially over and the soldiers fortunate enough to survive the bloody conflict returned home to collect the pieces of their former lives. To young Arizonan, Robert Jack, the fateful desert homecoming marked the end to all he once knew. Forgiveness is overrated. Death is final. Revenge, however, dances between the fine lines of mortality and eternity. Love always finds a way.
“Reading Jim Walker and the Redemption Hymn is equal parts quirky fun and riveting action. Cloud’s confident, entertaining voice draws the reader in like an old radio western: the perfect bite-sized story with a main character you’re ready to follow through every adventure he finds himself on. So, tune in next time…”
– Megan Stockton, author of Lovely, Dark & Deep
The history books would read that Jim Walker was brutally executed after the Battle of Goliad, but a few promises in the right ear blurred the contrast between blood and ink. Now an aging bounty hunter on the verge of retirement, his services are requested in the Northern Arizona Territory to solve the terrifying mystery of the Verde River Massacre. With guns from a local Deputy, courage from a saloon proprietor, and a deathbed confession from an all-too-familiar Medicine Woman, Jim sets off on what could be his final adventure. Will he lay the ghosts of his past to rest once and for all, or is he simply whistling his Redemption Hymn?
“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum
Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her repressed supernatural powers. Angel soon learns her life was intended for things greater than extinguishing fires for mortals. Now on the payroll of the Vatican, Angel embarks upon an epic quest to protect the Gutenberg Bibles from evil. If successful, she will secure peace for generations. If she fails, the power of the ancient books will bestow an eternity of darkness upon all humanity!
Toby Liberman is nearing the end of his rope. After a fateful confrontation with his wife’s lover, he is chased into the woods only to be discovered by an unidentifiable creature. He is attacked and rendered unconscious. Upon waking at the scene of a gruesome triple homicide, Toby is arrested as the sole suspect and thrown into a jail cell with a strange man that knows way too much about his predicament. The stranger reveals to Toby that he now possesses the curse of the werewolf. Using his new-found strength to flee his captors, Toby begins to discover that things are not what they seem in the sleepy town of Twin Oaks, TX. Now hunted by law enforcement, as well as the town’s gun toting civilians, Toby seeks vengeance against his false accusers and embarks upon a quest to clear his name once and for all.
A Curse Beyond Comprehension. A Power Beyond Belief. A Girl Far From Home. Katie Liberman is your typical eighteen-year-old college student…or at least that’s what her family thinks. Picking up five years after the events of A Taste of Home, Katie has dropped out of school and embarked upon a dangerous quest to find Kurt Jimmerson, the New York City attorney responsible for her family’s werewolf curse. Unknown to her, the attorney’s grip on the ‘City That Never Sleeps’ is tighter than imagined and she’ll need any and all help available to be victorious. But… where do you find friends when you’re Far From Home?
Twin Oaks, Texas is at war! Taking place immediately after the Far From Home events in New York City, Katie Liberman has returned to rescue her birthplace from the clutches of her nemesis. As the paranormal battle of North vs. South rages in the shadows, the tiny town must decide to fight against the odds or become one with the darkness. Blood will be shed and only one will survive as the final battle of the Home Series concludes.
I know this is the part where I’m supposed to talk about the book, but I feel as though the synopsis needs its own preface to truly understand. 2023 was quite an eye-opening year! I began it by living my dream as a vintage steam locomotive fireman, but that dream was soon squashed thanks to my writing career. It won’t matter that you wrote your extreme horror offerings years ago and under a pen name. Also, it won’t matter that your publisher and author friends from days gone by express pleasantries and kind, nurturing words to your face, because they’ll clique-up and talk trash the minute you turn your back. F**k the biz, create. Create for art, not clicks. Click for love, not hate. Those are words true artists should have no issues living by, yet most seem to hide behind their keyboard shields, flinging ill-thought words of destruction toward once-trusted ears. Don’t pour something into everything; pour everything into something. Do it all by yourself if necessary. With any luck, 2024 will be the year of The Reverend. I’m not exactly sure what that means yet, but we’ll find out together. Anyway, here are a few short stories and poems I wrote as C. Derick Miller in 2023. I stole them from myself. Fair and square. Enjoy.
Poetry has always come naturally to me. Whether it is an expression of emotion toward someone I care about, or a display of humor pointed in the direction of those I loathe, it is my true outlet. Several of these works were written in a passenger seat while exploring the highways of the United States and somehow managed to survive “The Great Ex-Wife/Ex-Girlfriend Poetry Purge” of 2019. Others were penned during COVID-19 quarantine. Although it may not be the most epic poetry collection you’ve ever read, it all contains bits of blood and soul. You will feel something. Guaranteed.
“This profound collection of horror brings classic monsters into new light in the modern day” – B.L. Blankenship, God Walks The Dark Hills series.
The modern world is a crazy place. Worrying about childish politicians, empty grocery store shelves, and our pending membership to the “global disease of the week” club, it leaves very little time for the average reader to finish an entire novel. This is where Six from Five Seven: Short Stories from a Short Man comes in clutch! A story per day to keep the impending apocalypse away, with a single day left over to contemplate why you purchased this book in the first place. That sounds like an entertaining week when compared to the one you were destined to have regardless. What do a cursed husband, a privileged brat, a curious prostitute, a repressed savior, a vengeful son, and two hell-bound soldiers have in common? Their stories lie within the pages of this collection and invite you to tag along on their journeys of fate, redemption, and demise. When finished, you, dear reader, can hide this book inside your basement with the rest of those important documents you wished you’d never taken home. The FBI won’t be happy, but at least they’ll know you’re a cool person for owning a copy while conducting the raid. That must count for something, right? Let’s hope the judge thinks so!
Also, there’s a few other things not listed here that are floating around out there. Best of luck with the hunt.
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Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.
is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. He is also the co-host of the American Justice Podcast and Senior Writer/Junior Producer for AtuA Productions LLC. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.
“You’ve got to press it on you You’ve just been thinking That’s what you do, baby Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz
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