The Gonzo Wolf

Disclaimer: the cover photo was created by an AI image-generator using my words as hints. EVEN OUR AI ROBOT OVERLORDS THINK ISD POLICE SHOULD DRIVE EASILY IDENTIFIABLE VEHICLES!!!

On my way to and from my child’s school, I travel through some rather interesting neighborhoods. I’ve literally witnessed nude women advertising the goods rather than waving neighborly hands when passed. Either it’s cliche or Hollywood understood the assignment.

Since our present day administration at the top o’ the poop-pile known as Washington DC took office, I’ve noticed a significant increase in police presence in my neighborhood between points A and B, morning to morning; that much is fact. What’s also fact, is that they’re members of Dallas ISD police department instead of traditional Dallas PD.

Everything mentioned hereafter is either my opinion or my interpretation of what I’ve witnessed with my own eyes:

I began to see the increase of pirate traffic at the same time of the Federal Police increase throughout the “Democrat-run” states. Since I live in an immigrant-heavy neighborhood, I expected this, but in a much different form. I thought it would be ICE, visibly. It’s not.

According to what I can dig up online, Dallas ISD PD has all the powers of Dallas PD but are their own entity, belonging to the school districts. Well, the school districts belong to the state, our governor is a Trump sycophant, and that’s where it gets fuzzy.

The jurisdiction in which they’re allowed to operate is “adjacent” to school owned property or events, or whenever the officer deems it necessary to intervene in a “situation”. This is a legally nightmarish, pass the buck situation waiting to pop in today’s political climate.

Folks, I’ve lived in my neighborhood for just under seven years and during three presidential terms. Before the most recent federal election, Dallas ISD PD cars were CLEARLY MARKED. I’m surrounded by school zones, and those cars were the only OFFICIAL vehicles I’d seen in all that time. Dallas PD don’t stop in the hood unless there’s free food or drinks involved, or a cute chick behind the counter in clear need of baby-diapers. Clearly visible cars are what you’d want for a department dedicated to helping children, right? Something that screams, “Hey, kid! Look at me! I’m a cop! I’m not the shooter; I’m here to help you!,” in a country where it’s a variable – but inevitable – weekly to quarterly clockwork occurrence.

No, these are road pirate vehicles. They’re the same model of sports car that races up and down my streets day and night by those “Fast and Furious” fanatics, so they’re impossible to identify from a distance. The light bars are futuristically thin, and the writing matches the color of the car; a total ghost. Also, “adjacent” is one of those legal terms that can be twisted and turned to fit the situation.

So, with this said, and since we’re discussing school things, let’s dive into a word problem:

Since our gun-heavy environment relies so much on these “ISD” officers to protect our children, I would believe them to have an impressive tactical budget.

Their jurisdiction is anywhere. “Adjacent” to school properties and events, designated by the school, designated by the state, and designated by the “situation”. Translation: Anywhere (with a few strings plucked here and there behind the scenes).

They drive top of the line stealth vehicles with blacked-out windows and “invisible” identification in an immigrant-heavy section of town. I personally haven’t seen them operating at all in the higher-income areas of Dallas during the morning school commutes, but the Park cities have their own police departments and school districts. To me, these operate strictly in low-income, “minority” neighborhoods, and don’t fit the traditional agenda of a “school” officer. They “feel” like State DPS Troopers wearing kid’s-gloves to complete the costume.

Perhaps we, the freedom-loving people who just want to raise our families in peace, are looking in the wrong direction. Have these ISD police been written into law as “immortal” behind all of our backs?

Back to the facts: I encounter at least two of them every morning in a twenty minute span. Never are they assisting children. Instead, they’re working traffic…or hood-rat sneaking.

Again, I live in an immigrant-heavy neighborhood – it’s taco-heaven – and that’s who they always have pulled over. Never, and I mean NEVER, with my own two eyes, have I seen them pulling over a black or white person.

You could call it a statistical anomaly, or you could call it targeting; six in one, half a dozen in the other. Again, if we had any other leader in Washington, I wouldn’t even be thinking this way.

It’s worth looking into. You, not me. I’m just the guy who makes you think.

More as I see fit.

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