First of all, I’d like to thank British cinema for allowing dong. Why are Americans so deathly frightened of something 50% of us have? Don’t play the God card; according to you, he gave them to us!
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is easily the most original zombie movie in over twenty years. Also, dong.
Seriously, there’s a scene in the third act involving Iron Maiden that will bring metal heads to their knees!
Second, I’d like to thank my fellow white people for being consistent. If you play music in public, they like to approach you, engage in conversation, listen to your song, and not tip.
Nah, f*cko, I’m NOT included in your Spotify Premium plan!
Happy Sunday, everyone.
What do you think about dong in film?
Also, do you tip street musicians? If so, what is your race? I’m working on some statistics here.
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