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Rev-iew: Obsession (2026)

This’ll be a great way to end a most perfect weekend, I thought.

This’ll just be another middle of the road horror film to last us all until October; hopefully not based on YouTube crap. Are the rooms green? I’m color blind to shades. Yes, I’m talking about Backrooms. It just didn’t move me. At this point, any horror film could boast a better rating than that. Did I mention I thought Backrooms was an overrated, “popular because YouTube said so”, snore-fest? – Signed, Gen X

Spoiler alert: I owe the YouTube gods an apology.

Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film:

Obsession is a 2025 American supernatural horror film written, directed, and edited by Curry Barker. The film follows Bear (Michael Johnston), a music store employee who buys a supernatural toy that grants his wish for his friend Nikki (Inde Navarrette) to fall in love with him, resulting in horrific consequences. Cooper TomlinsonMegan Lawless, and Andy Richter appear in supporting roles.

Barker, a YouTube sketch comedian, uploaded his short horror film The Chair to his channel in 2023, which led to an offer from producer James Harris to adapt it into a feature film. Barker took the opportunity to pitch Obsession, a different film idea partly inspired by The Simpsons episode “Treehouse of Horror II“. The film was shot in Los Angeles in October 2024 for $750,000. It is Barker’s second feature-length film, after Milk & Serial (2024), and his first to be released in theaters.

Obsession premiered on September 5, 2025, at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF), where Focus Features acquired the distribution rights for $14–$15 million, the highest price commanded by a genre film in TIFF history, and Jason Blum came on board as an executive producer under Blumhouse ProductionsObsession was theatrically released in the United States on May 15, 2026. A critical and commercial success, it has grossed $403 million worldwide, becoming Focus Features’ highest-grossing film of all time and the seventh-highest-grossing film of 2026.


The Rev-iew…

I need to air a bit of laundry (dirty is a point of view), and not to hurt anyone’s feelings in the process. Luckily, I don’t believe anyone from my past lives reads my bullsh*t, and coincidence is surely implied. I just need the reader to comprehend my expertise within the subject matter.

You see, from 2016 – 2019, I invented my own, private speed-dating era. I’d only been in lengthy relationships before, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I was an indie horror author in a town famous for its churches, and traveling the country for the fine art industry. If you had zero scruples, then neither did I. There were times it was as though an entire second shift at Hot Topic had gone missing; single-file and taking turns on the steps of my metaphorical murder barn. There were a couple who I’ll forever miss their friendship (they truly helped me through some difficult times), but most were sex-crazed psychopaths with a subscription’s worth of daddy issues and longing for the glam-metal days of MTV. Kind of like me, but with breasts.

Man, what a ride.

By “ride”, I mean mind-job. Terrifying in unspeakable ways between sexual escapades and beer-soaked karaoke clothes. The most memorable one of them all has passed-on now via her own devices, and I fear she’ll haunt me at some point. Being with her in reality was bad enough. I don’t believe there’s a such thing as haunted places; just haunted people.

To be fair, there could be more than a handful of these women who could accuse me of likewise shenanigans, and to that I say, “I’m going on five years sober.”

This is professional advice, folks; free of charge. Don’t follow my pathways of ignorance, but I digress. Sometimes it’s the only way we truly learn.


Obsession is the first horror film in a long while to truly get under my skin. I don’t think you need to be a man-whore who’s a perpetual bad judge of character to be truly frightened by this film. If you’ve ever been hopelessly infatuated with someone outside your reach, or intertwined inside a relationship and unable to separate due to some zany complications, then this film is going to awaken those old butterflies. Those ghosts are real, my friends. They don’t disappear when the credits roll.

I’ve not seen this director’s previous work, nor did I recognize anyone other than Andy Richter, but this guy’s in the running for this year’s newcomer master class. His skill was most relevant in the darkly lit scenes inside the main characters house, using shadows and visual matrixing to reveal the danger to the audience a moment too late. By then, he had you. To boot, there’s some masterful traditional special effects work at play here, giving off Sam Raimi vibes with its intensity and level of gore.

Other than the act of the wish itself, there’s not much going on in this film that’s considered paranormal. There are those in this world who legitimately act this way without the help of such a plot MacGuffin. Obsession in real life is something I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy, and I hate some of those bastards; whoever I choose them to be this week. The film “Obsession” damn near knocks Project Hail Mary off my 2026 pedestal, taking a near-perfect score. Unfortunately, I can only allow one 5 star movie per year, or this entire schtick doesn’t work if I bend the rules on a whim. Be careful what you wish for.

Deserving of 5, but I can’t. 4.9 maybe? Can we break them up into “ones” like that?



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is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

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