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Rev-iew: Evil Dead Burn

Of the six films in the Evil Dead franchise, I’ve seen two in theaters. This newest one, and Army of Darkness in 1992. I found the original trilogy campy, but enjoyable. I’ve found this newer trilogy to be much of the same (with bigger budgets and more believable gore). That was until today.

Let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film:

Evil Dead Burn is a 2026 American supernatural horror film directed and co-written by Sébastien Vaniček, and produced by Rob Tapert and series creator Sam Raimi. It serves as a sequel to Evil Dead Rise (2023) and the sixth installment in the Evil Dead film series. The film stars Souheila Yacoub as a young woman who seeks solace with her in-laws following the death of her husband, as the family comes together in a secluded house. The gathering becomes a “family reunion from hell” as members gradually turn into Deadites. It also stars Tandi WrightHunter DoohanLuciane BuchananErroll Shand, and Maude Davey in supporting roles.

A sixth Evil Dead film was announced in February 2024, with Vaniček hired to direct a script he co-wrote with Florent Bernard, while Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert were producers, with Ghost House Pictures producing the project. In December 2024, Vaniček revealed the title to be Evil Dead Burn along with a release scheduled tentatively for 2026. Casting began in May 2025, while filming began in July and concluded in October that same year in New Zealand.

Evil Dead Burn was theatrically released in France on July 8, 2026, followed by the United States on July 10, by Warner Bros. Pictures in North American territories, and by Sony Pictures Releasing through its Screen Gems banner internationally. The film received mixed reviews from critics, and has grossed $28.2 million worldwide on a budget of $20 million.


The Rev-iew…

My, how the theatrical experience has changed since last I graced a theater with my presence during an entry into the Evil Dead franchise. The originals were corny, low-budget masterpieces who’ll forever sit atop the Bruce Campbell throne of Kingliness. These new ones? Minimal humor, unless you’re like me, and still laugh whenever Gage’s shoe goes bouncing down the road in Pet Sematary. Don’t get me wrong, there’s some laughs in these new ones, but they’re all those uncomfortable laughs. The kind when you look around afterward to see if anyone is calling the police. Also, I was more of a soda and popcorn guy in 1992. 2026 Fried Pickles and black coffee.

Thank you for another wonderful filmgoing experience, Alamo Drafthouse. You’re finally getting the hang of this!

Firstly, if you suffer from Thalassophobia (as I do), the opening sequence is going to tickle your tummy a time or two. Beyond that, we’re introduced to a new/old family who has a bit of a secret. (* I’m not one of those Evil Dead fans who can tell you all the details and back stories of each character, and pays tons of money to have Bruce Campbell breathe on them at cons. I enjoy horror in general, but I have a soft sport for the works of Sam Raimi, whether he’s directing or producing. I sold books at a con down the row from Campbell once, and I wasn’t personally a supporter of how he appeared to treat his fanbase…but I digress.)

At the start of the film, I wasn’t a huge fan or our protagonists/antagonists (depending on which portion of the film you’re watching; things happen) because the writer insisted on using a character trope which sickens me: the writer who can’t finish the book. I guess it’s fine in a pinch of you have a deadline, but it’s not necessarily a feeling the majority of your audience can relate. In the end, isn’t that what brings us to the movies in the first place? Relatability to extraordinary things? It’s also been used entirely too often in horror over the last decade. I know a couple dozen REAL independent horror authors who face this dilemma with every project, and their character depth is far beyond “failed author”. Kristopher Triana sh*ts bigger than you.

I must give credit where credit is due, though. This isn’t a retread of any of the others. Let’s be honest; three of the films in this franchise are the exact same film, they’re just done masterfully, and we don’t seem to care. The 2013 entry is one of the few horror remakes I’ll suggest to anyone seeking a bit of cringy body horror. This particular movie doesn’t just deal with one antagonist; there’s several. In addition, the location of these shenanigans take place in a dilapidated mansion (Think Resident Evil VII videogame). We get some space to play with rather than a stuffy, old cabin or a crappy apartment.

It sets the tone early on by taking the audience to brutal places before the title card is even presented. I knew absolutely nothing about the director, but I swore I picked up on a few nods (if only accidentally) to a couple of the classics such as Hellraiser and Phantasm. It was clever enough to not rely on jump scares and gore to get the message across, but we still get our share of both.

IMO, “family” IS horror. There’s none deeper.

Unlike Evil Dead Rise, Burn is intense, incredibly diverse, and even gives us a bit of a reversal when it comes to the villain. In the originals, it was always Ash’s love interest who pays the price. In the remake and sequel: a sister and a mother. This time, the Deadites get passed around the whole family and beyond. Of the new trilogy, this one is by far the best. You’re going to love Grandma.

One of my only arguments was the overuse of teases and foreshadowing. For example, when you knew something bad was about to happen to someone, and the film teases a few deadly outcomes by focusing the camera on various potential weapons. I noticed this more than a few times, and I felt it belonged in a Final Destination film instead of Evil Dead. To make up for this, the director pulls off a few jaw-dropping continuous, extended shot-action sequences unlike anything I’ve seen lately. You know me; I see most all of ’em.

This doesn’t top Obsession as my favorite horror film of the year, but it comes close. It’s a different kind of horror when compared to that, and I don’t believe it’s fair. This is franchise horror with a reputation to uphold. Verdict: It held.

4/5



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The modern world is a crazy place. Worrying about childish politicians, empty grocery store shelves, and our pending membership to the “global disease of the week” club, it leaves very little time for the average reader to finish an entire novel. This is where Six from Five Seven: Short Stories from a Short Man comes in clutch! A story per day to keep the impending apocalypse away, with a single day left over to contemplate why you purchased this book in the first place. That sounds like an entertaining week when compared to the one you were destined to have regardless. What do a cursed husband, a privileged brat, a curious prostitute, a repressed savior, a vengeful son, and two hell-bound soldiers have in common? Their stories lie within the pages of this collection and invite you to tag along on their journeys of fate, redemption, and demise. When finished, you, dear reader, can hide this book inside your basement with the rest of those important documents you wished you’d never taken home. The FBI won’t be happy, but at least they’ll know you’re a cool person for owning a copy while conducting the raid. That must count for something, right? Let’s hope the judge thinks so!

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Rev. Dare Cloud

Reverend · adjective. worthy of adoration or reverence. synonyms: sublime · sacred.

is a Dallas author, musician, and gonzo journalist. Some of his works include the controversial splatter-western Starving Zoe (written as C. Derick Miller), the Taste of Home trilogy, and the ongoing Jim Walker series. His literary crushes are (of course) Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, and Kevin Smith. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.

“You’ve got to press it on you
You’ve just been thinking
That’s what you do, baby
Hold it down, Dare!” – Gorillaz