Breathe.

  • Strange; How the Night moves…

    Up and waiting for the storms to begin. I need this. There’s something linking my spirit and its need to absorb cool rainfalls. Those Black Irish roots long for a home they never knew. In my travels, the two places where I felt my vibrations sync the most with those of the surrounding land were…

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  • He Built a Tiny House Inside a Massive Greenhouse

    I must have this. Now. Like, right now.

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  • Boiling Over

    Boiling Over

    Here we go again; BS in the background. Some British poon on the English version of French news – that’s a twist – is telling me things my own country’s journalists won’t touch. By the time most of us got the balls to go nose-to-nose with our goddamn religious upbringings, those who merely accepted it…

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  • Reflection.

    Reflection.

    Reflection. I do it often (too often), but rarely at one thirty in the morning. At least, not in a while. Sometimes you must take a step back to look at the broader picture. Tomorrow is the 3rd No Kings protest, and I just wanted to spend a few moments remembering what I’m protesting. It’s…

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  • Happiness is…

    Guitar picks in the washing machine…

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  • Recent Revelations

    Recent Revelations

    I’m going to make you click on it. Trust me, it’s the least you could do.

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  • As I Was Saying…

    As I Was Saying…

    As I was saying before being so rudely interrupted by our morning, extraterrestrial visitors, I’ve been down in the dumps a bit. Now, after filing my first, official MUFON report, I flipped a few forgotten switches. I thought my doo-doo-brown Fender amp would catch fire. It made me feel quite good for a change, so…

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  • SMGDH

    SMGDH

    The amount of traffic this site gets when I speak of depression and misfortunes is astronomical compared to when I’m hunky-freakin-dory. It’s typical, statistical American society at a glance. People just want to watch you fail, since it’s a tad more interesting than sitting on your ass and accomplishing absolute shite. My failures are gateways…

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  • A Pre-Emptive Apology

    A Pre-Emptive Apology

    Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

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  • Actually, Waxahachie…

    Charities are more than bank accounts. You have to get off your ass and care.

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  • Master The G Spot

    Master The G Spot

    Take pics to prove it.

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  • Duped.

    Duped.

    As I explained yesterday: welcome to WWIII. Actually, we’ve been here for five years already; you’re just waking up. Take your time. I’m a religiously ex-communicated (I married a brown-chick once), Army veteran, hippie who hates war and religion. Mix them? Well, then you get what we have right here. We must stop listening to…

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  • Already.

    Already.

    It’s a new week and a new day. What better way to celebrate it than to get up early, down some covfefe, and blow the dust of my bicycle. I don’t have far to go to reach my personal health goals, and a few months of cycling would be just the way to cap it…

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  • Cleanse.

    Cleanse.

    All hail the spiritual soap.

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  • Thank you!

    Thank you!

    A special thanks to all my new subs! Don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments section, on the About page, or via email at Chad@RevDareCloud.Com. Let’s see what tomorrow brings! I hope it’s aliens… It sure beats crusty, old, rich pedos.

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  • Hallmark Moments

    Hallmark Moments

    Porch Swing Poetry

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  • Once you’ve reached your preferred morning level of consciousness…

    Prepare yourselves; this isn’t going to be easy for you to hear. Then again, perhaps I was the odd-one-out all those years and this is totally normal? That’s not necessarily a question, I’m just using the question mark for inflection. Not totally sure if that’s allowed within the rules of the English language but, again,…

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  • Ceremony is everything…

    Ceremony is everything…

    Phooey on those who don’t believe.

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  • In case you were curious…

    It’s okay to be in your fifties, smoking between cars, dodging mall security, and thumbing through vinyl. Don’t let society’s expectations steal your fire. Be a fucking wizard.

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  • Set the scene…

    Set the scene…

    Me and mine are sitting up drinking coffee in the hotel room doom scrolling. Outside the door, two maids are having a disagreement. I don’t speak espanol, so I cannot solve their issue or successfully intervene. Instead, I’m quoting aloud scenes from Jabba’s palace in “Return of the Jedi”, translating like 3PO, and cracking-up my…

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  • Witness.

    Witness.

    This tree. The alien things this tree has seen and heard throughout the decades. I say alien, because I assume trees find us as such. None of us can assume to comprehend the comings and goings of trees. One good turn, and such. The park in which it resides began as a privileged playground over…

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  • One More Before Sleep

    One More Before Sleep

    I exhale winter’s last pure breath. Soon, it’ll be nothing but a memory; replaced. Recorded over by the next snowfall, if ever. A rarity to the southern-born child. There’s miles beneath these mild-winter feet; Rockwell art come to life. The 1950’s Holiday dreams marked and remembered by every child twenty years after the fact. The…

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  • To The Flock:

    To The Flock:

    We are all stuck inside with our phones and television because of the weather. Our phones and the television are showing us people being murdered on the streets of America. We’re trapped, but maybe that’s a good thing. Some who’ve turned their head will be forced to watch. I’m an Army veteran, and I’m scared…

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  • How are you?

    How are you?

    We’re the laughing stock of the world (we’ve been for a decade), there’s winter weather on the way to Dallas, and Ted Cruz is already on a plane. I’ve played this game before. All bullshit aside, how are you? I was speaking with a neighbor a few moments ago about him getting gypped on web…

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  • Thank You, New Subscribers!

    I’m just now taking a moment to breathe and look at the big picture. I’ve had a few of you subscribe to my nonsense this week, and I thank you for it. I just type what’s on my mind, no matter how bizarre. Let’s set the tone… I’m not sure what my plans are for…

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