Breathe.
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I’ve been watching this individual illegally hop trains all over the place for years now. It’s an interesting way to see the world. Put this on a television, recline, and zone out. It’s like meditation.
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Blanket wrapped Head buzzed On the verge of happy collapse It hits The epiphany The most powerful weapon ever created is in the palm of my hand A megaphone for the mind In the hands of commoners and kings alike A direct link from A to Z without ever leaving the comfort of your butt…
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The color Purple doesn’t make me think of Whoopi, and I watch The View. Daily.
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I get a bit depressed when my wife goes out of town on business so I’m taking a mental health break. Also, I no longer believe in scheduling art. That’s work, not art. If I happen do it at the same time daily for a week, that’s just coincidence. Man, you guys should really try…
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My son’s ten year old classmate had a heart attack at recess today. Current condition unknown, but dammit.
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There’s nothing like coming home from an epic weekend to a busted HVAC system. Luckily, it feels amazing outside. “Open windows” are a sign of “roughing it” in the city of Dallas. It’s like a tent, sort of. A tent with better bullet protection. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon, my peeps. It was…
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My darling partner in crime turns 35 tomorrow. I remember 35. Compared to now, I still knew squat about life. She seems to have it all nailed down pretty well, and I feel as though she could figure it out quickly enough if she didn’t. (Damn, that was a long sentence, but “legal”). Great mom,…
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Every morning, my routine includes making sure the birdbath and feeder are in good standing. I’ve seen enough, from the military to Manhattan, to know that few would do such a thing. Ultimately, this one little Mockingbird and a Yellow-Jacket named Phil have the planet’s ear. Maybe I’ll get a mulligan when she casts us…
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The AI drive thru at Panda Express doesn’t like me either. They always call a manager. Don’t ask how I am unless you want an answer. Bug red button. Tripped at the blue line.
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And pissing off old men by siding with their wives in the “which is the better brand” arguments.
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But I respect it enough not to go full-foot. That rug could get pulled out from under me at any second. Just push play… The neighborhood commuters have a love/hate relationship with our Halloween lawn art – yes, it’s art, bucko. The walkers love it, even though I don’t understand a word they’re saying. The…
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The tea kettle whistles, the glam metal playeth, and the fingers tickle keys, dreaming woes for invisible schmucks. Have a wonderful (insert measurement of time).
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Good morning, all you shiny happy people. Today will be a sad day in Rev’s world, but I’ll explain tomorrow. In the meantime, here is a photo of an empty bowl of my wife’s magnificent white cheddar and bacon mac. Also, I finally have a good anti-mosquito candle! Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon.…
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DJT isn’t proof we’re living in an alternate timeline. Someone on Slasher just said they love the Poltergeist remake. That’s all the proof I need.
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I hope everyone has a relaxing Sunday. Turn off the TV. Listen to an album. Read something. Play something. Tune out Big Brother, just for one day. See you on the other side.
The Gonzo Wolf 