Breathe.
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I get a bit depressed when my wife goes out of town on business so I’m taking a mental health break. Also, I no longer believe in scheduling art. That’s work, not art. If I happen do it at the same time daily for a week, that’s just coincidence. Man, you guys should really try
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My son’s ten year old classmate had a heart attack at recess today. Current condition unknown, but dammit.
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There’s nothing like coming home from an epic weekend to a busted HVAC system. Luckily, it feels amazing outside. “Open windows” are a sign of “roughing it” in the city of Dallas. It’s like a tent, sort of. A tent with better bullet protection. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon, my peeps. It was
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My darling partner in crime turns 35 tomorrow. I remember 35. Compared to now, I still knew squat about life. She seems to have it all nailed down pretty well, and I feel as though she could figure it out quickly enough if she didn’t. (Damn, that was a long sentence, but “legal”). Great mom,
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Every morning, my routine includes making sure the birdbath and feeder are in good standing. I’ve seen enough, from the military to Manhattan, to know that few would do such a thing. Ultimately, this one little Mockingbird and a Yellow-Jacket named Phil have the planet’s ear. Maybe I’ll get a mulligan when she casts us
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The AI drive thru at Panda Express doesn’t like me either. They always call a manager. Don’t ask how I am unless you want an answer. Bug red button. Tripped at the blue line.
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And pissing off old men by siding with their wives in the “which is the better brand” arguments.
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But I respect it enough not to go full-foot. That rug could get pulled out from under me at any second. Just push play… The neighborhood commuters have a love/hate relationship with our Halloween lawn art – yes, it’s art, bucko. The walkers love it, even though I don’t understand a word they’re saying. The
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The tea kettle whistles, the glam metal playeth, and the fingers tickle keys, dreaming woes for invisible schmucks. Have a wonderful (insert measurement of time).
The Gonzo Wolf 