Breathe.
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Ok, I don’t know who the dude in the cover photo is, but he looks suburban-white-male and in shock. Isn’t that how you get views? Please enjoy the following video. See? See what we’re missing? While we’re all watching Donnie Dorko do his best Doctor Evil impression, we’re missing out on things like this! It’s…
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I’ve got some traveling to do today, so I’m not sure how active I’ll be between now and tonight. Please be safe out there. I need you. 2026 Resolutions: Read daily. Take a book to the pooper instead of my phone. 2026 Predictions: Trump’s death Alien disclosure Official WWIII declaration Buckle up, folks. I have…
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We’re taught from a very early age that our life can be snuffed out at any moment. Kicking, screaming, or silently in our sleep… It’s coming. That said, there are times when I feel guilty or even selfish that I’ve allowed others to get attached to me knowing that I could blink out mid- You…
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At my age, I don’t want things for Christmas. I’ve felt this way since the beginning of my adult life. If I want something, I’ll save and get it. Still, gifts are nice, and my wife’s a goddess. Between her and the family, I managed to fit an entire Guitar Center in my studio space…
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Imagine it… The night before the ending to a temporary illness… When you swear it’s the suffocating finale to life’s last act… When every nerve in your body simultaneously bursts aflame, and every instinctual swallow violently carves dry throat-flesh raw… When you’d make a deal with just about anyone or anything who stumbled along for…
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I’ve been watching this individual illegally hop trains all over the place for years now. It’s an interesting way to see the world. Put this on a television, recline, and zone out. It’s like meditation.
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Blanket wrapped Head buzzed On the verge of happy collapse It hits The epiphany The most powerful weapon ever created is in the palm of my hand A megaphone for the mind In the hands of commoners and kings alike A direct link from A to Z without ever leaving the comfort of your butt…
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The color Purple doesn’t make me think of Whoopi, and I watch The View. Daily.
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I get a bit depressed when my wife goes out of town on business so I’m taking a mental health break. Also, I no longer believe in scheduling art. That’s work, not art. If I happen do it at the same time daily for a week, that’s just coincidence. Man, you guys should really try…
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My son’s ten year old classmate had a heart attack at recess today. Current condition unknown, but dammit.
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There’s nothing like coming home from an epic weekend to a busted HVAC system. Luckily, it feels amazing outside. “Open windows” are a sign of “roughing it” in the city of Dallas. It’s like a tent, sort of. A tent with better bullet protection. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon, my peeps. It was…
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My darling partner in crime turns 35 tomorrow. I remember 35. Compared to now, I still knew squat about life. She seems to have it all nailed down pretty well, and I feel as though she could figure it out quickly enough if she didn’t. (Damn, that was a long sentence, but “legal”). Great mom,…
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Every morning, my routine includes making sure the birdbath and feeder are in good standing. I’ve seen enough, from the military to Manhattan, to know that few would do such a thing. Ultimately, this one little Mockingbird and a Yellow-Jacket named Phil have the planet’s ear. Maybe I’ll get a mulligan when she casts us…
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The AI drive thru at Panda Express doesn’t like me either. They always call a manager. Don’t ask how I am unless you want an answer. Bug red button. Tripped at the blue line.
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And pissing off old men by siding with their wives in the “which is the better brand” arguments.
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But I respect it enough not to go full-foot. That rug could get pulled out from under me at any second. Just push play… The neighborhood commuters have a love/hate relationship with our Halloween lawn art – yes, it’s art, bucko. The walkers love it, even though I don’t understand a word they’re saying. The…
The Gonzo Wolf 