The Gonzo Wolf

Since we insist on labeling…

1. Those whose assholes are so puckered that it won’t allow the required intake ventilation to properly perform the action.

2. Those who perform the action with a certain amount of societally notable success.

3. Those who perform the action with a bit of ceremony, clean their tools like extensions of themselves, and always strive to perfect their craft aka the weird neighbor with all the hats and stories.

You don’t get to choose which one you are. Time tells.